You remember that dude from 2004 who would ban you because you put swastikas in your signature? Well, that wasn't me. I am however the insanely cryptic man-thing you know as Pyrocy or, in some European markets, PyroHazard. In 1987, a meteor crash landed 32 miles from Mesa, Arizona. Inside it was a slug-like creature that fed on various wildlife and nearby neighborhood infants. Wait, that wasn't me either...
In all seriousness, I was #2 on past Psymon-created sites and was responsible for the aesthetics which may or may not be offensive to you. *Dashes back into the shadows, never to be seen again*