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If there's one thing you can learn from porn is that latin girls have nice big butts and they aren't afraid to get them penetrated.

Rockstar employees have no idea what they're creating, they work with their eyes shut. *nostalgia*

On the contrary. The first clause on their contract is that they must euthanise their children. Wives are hired to work the canteen, but have to live in the staff quarters and internet access is limited to cooking recipes.

I can't wait for Niko to show up: "Hi I was in the last GTA game and i'm here for no logical reason to give my advice to a total stranger, now lets don our wingsuits and fly to the military base, steal a UFO and use its antigravity powers to stop this tsunami from destroying the world!"

Accidentally saved over my main file. Life no longer has meaning.

I'm putting this here....... and I guess I'll share this one too... Approximate Los Santos map: approximate map work in progress.

Make it harder to lose a wanted level than it was in IV. Honestly I bet people have better chase stories in III, Vice City, San Andreas than IV. If you started a rampage, I always found that I'd lose the police cars too easily in IV with that damn zone. San Andreas had a good system in that if you where hidden off the map you could lose some of your heat. In IV it was way too easy. What's GTA without causing a mad ruckus and having fleets of police cars chase you down relentlessly until you go off a jump and ditch them in the river? As well, I liked the IV story but I couldn't look at Niko as this bad ass that usually GTA protagonists have. He fit his story well, but I just couldn't think him in the same was as a cold, muted killer, the man on top of a drug empire, or a gangbanger that got what was his in the end. Maybe it was his dialogue, I don't know. I just couldn't get into gunning down people as Niko for some reason.

Yeah, body disposal should be an important part of the game, killing people without immediately building up a wanted level. Also, if you kill a lone cop without anyone else seeing it, why do you still automatically get a wanted level? They need to fix that. Someone should have to call 911 or find a cop before you get a wanted level. When someone calls the police, the search radius circle should pop up immediately, but if you leave the area before a cop shows up, you don't get the wanted level. I just want a lot more realism when dealing with the police. And of course, I'd like a little more customization. I don't want anything ridiculous like the San Andreas customization, I just want some reasonable options for my character's hair, facial hair, and tattoos, in addition to the clothing options, which I felt were reasonable in IV. I would like the next game to take place somewhere warmer though, so I'll have clothing options beyond coats and army surplus rags from Serbia.