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Hello, people of Psy's boards! I just stumbled home from work and realised all the bars were closed and I had missed my friend's 25th birthday party, and so I went on Facebook to apologise - and for some reason his profile picture was of a can of mello yello. So, unable to sleep because my veins are pumping with 200ccs of hospital coffee (and believe me, the NHS budget does not stretch beyond instant) I googled my screen name and this site came up. I trawled a little and there was so much stuff: emails between me and Jack Thompson, Teamo Extr-EMO, the spamm teem, Bridge the Gap, our interminable war with GTAGaming.com. I remembered the days when FML stood for favourite member league, and when I looked forward to Kicking It With My Homies more than anything on TV. So let me ask you fucks: do you have any artefacts from back in the day? Specifically, I was hoping to find: That Picture of Zidane from GTAGaming My old sig (not this mutilated version) And the Christmas version! Any vintage editions of Kicking It With My Homies Anything from the Spamm Teem or the Sylums era Or basically anything that could be regarded as a treasure of the GTA-SanAndreas.com era.

Only reason I would ever check IGN is to see Jessica Chobot.

yes, a shitty picture made by you

September 11th?

The article author, Amir Arrif, should stick to what he knows about (making bombs) rather than trying to understand how computer games work.

I think this post is a year too late.

I haven't seen anyone say that...

cool story bro

Jail, in the unlikely event it were added to the game, could be handled similar to The Elder Scrolls; you go to jail, you're free to walk around your cell all you want (or in this case, you get let out into the prison yard or the commons), and at any time, you have the option to sleep in your bed, passing the time until your release. So, you could spend as much time as you want exploring the prison, or if you just want to get back to the game, you just go to sleep and then you're out.

Am I the only one who imagines a parrot when u hear his voice?

There MUST BE more cities than one. Remember all previous GTA titles: There always where at least three main cities or city parts. GTA - three areas of a city. GTA 2 also. GTA III: Portland Island, Staunton Island and Shoreside Vale. GTA: Vice City: Vice City Main Land, Vice City Beach, Starfish Island and Prawn Island. (It´s been a while, so i don´t remember wich one u had to unlock). GTA: San Andreas: Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas. GTA IV: Bohan, Dukes, Algonquin, Broker and last but not least: Alderney. R* is still holding back informations. I don´t think that they will create a game with a map, where you can go wherever you want from the first second you are playing. And a "small county" outside Los Santos wouldn´t be worth it.

Doubt it no one gives a shit about hookers. Would be funny tho, get fined for it and stuff.

have you been bitten by one of the new members or has your wife not put any offers on the table recently?

Ok 1: the total amount of money from the pre war money i got from the casino, the gold bars, and the extra sierra madre chips i had EQUALS 500,000 caps, i dont have that much. (watch the video to see what I say below. This works because ive done it) 2: When you open the vault door, you need to smash the generator to the turrets, WITHOUT entering the vault, then move over to the other side and use the terminal to disable the computer. once this is done, exit the vault, DONT go in to it, go over to the stairs to your right hand side and place all of your explosives at the base of the stairs (ie, gas bombs, C4, etc etc) then enter the vault, (the door will close behind you) and grab all the gold, money, loot you want, use the terminal on the desk to read the second log which is a letter to vera, from sinclair. after you read the 5 page letter about hoe he loves her, back out of the computer and do not read further. Father Elijah will pop up on a Screen in front of you and you will discuss with him, you must tell him you are going to destroy the logs on the computer (science 75) and he will come and confront you, opening the vault for you to get out. you will be over encumbered so you'll end up walking out. before you leave, be sure to pick up the fire extinguisher thingy from up off the floor of the vault and take it with you. leave the vault and walk over to your right where you placed your explosives and drop the air tank/fire extingusher thing in the pile. it will look like you can escape but a forcefield will pop up in front of the door way on top of the stairs before you can leave. father Elijah will come down behind the forcefield and breifly say a few words to you out side of dialouge. run into the barrier and kee running against it to get in it when the explosives go off in the chamber, disabling the forcefield and knocking you forward through the forcefeild. Father Elijah is then launched the other way into the explosives you previously placed. killing him, completing that part of the quest. you then get up off your face and simply walk to the elevator and leave. you dont have to go through the suites as you already know. you end up in the villa and from there you leave the sierra madre with all the gold bars. and does this look fake to you guys?

Hello, first time poster. I would LOVE if there came a game that links every city in the GTA series into one game. Perhaps linking them through flight (ie. a loading screen). But how awesome would it be to have a GTA game where you can play in Liberty, San Andreas, Vice City, and other cities yet seen. That's the next GTA game that I'm waiting for.