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I would have preferred Boston, but it wouldn't really have mattered as long as it was a new city. I'm happy with Los Santos, I'd just like to see something new.

I like how we've been discussing murder and body disposal in a topic making fun of articles that claim video games make people violent. For the record, I was like this before video games.

Acid won't dissolve a body nearly as quick as people think, and unless you work for a chemical company with shit security, it's going to be a lot of trouble to get enough acid to fill a bathtub without drawing a lot of attention to yourself or having it on your financial records. Fire is free, and a whole lot faster. And I'm not even going to bother with the icicle discussion. There are better options.

Have you tried cannibalism? That's how I get rid of most of mine. Eat the meat, burn the unappetizing parts to ash, grind the bones into powder, and dump the ashes and bone powder... Well, pretty much anywhere, just make sure it's evenly distributed and not piled up. If you're a pussy, you can always skip the cannibalism and burn everything to ash. Waste of good meat, though.

Hey, look at that, it is possible to disagree with someone without being a massive cunt. Well done, Marcus. And I didn't want either of those cities, so I don't give a shit one way or the other.

If I ever have children, I'm going to build a vault filled with TV's playing thousands of images and videos of sex and violence, throw them in it (naked, of course), and lock the door. Twice a day, I will send a nanny in to feed and change them, until they are old enough to feed and clean up after themselves, at which time I will lower a bucket of gruel into the vault twice a day, and I will give them a waste bucket, which I will have removed and dumped once every four days. Feeding and waste removal time is the only time my children will see me, and while they can see me, I will berate them and remind them that I am their master and they will do as I say, or be beaten to death. This will continue for ten years, at which time I will release them and see what kind of monsters I have created.

Two words: russian roulette

First off, for photobucket you need to get the "IMG code" on the far right of the screen under "Links". Second, the pic you are currently trying to use is too big anyway.

Drug dealing races Pool, Drinking, darts, bowling massacres car theft Fighting Golf Vigilante Firefighter Paramedic Fuck that, real criminals only play monopoly!

...Monopoly? Seriously?

The ability to drive up and down the vast landscape in a modded off-road vehicle. Mmm..