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Actually, I would love to hear the story of a middle aged cj living off wellfare checks in a shitty house filled with cock roaches. His daughter's nickname is cumdump and she's the busiest prostitute in the hood. Shit gets real when cj has to decide between his crack pushing fiend of a son and his illegitimate Chinese foster child's desire for urban redevelopment... Vercetti enters the picture when he is brought in as the. Investor in the chineses kids vision of urban redevelopments... However, word gets out that he is fucking the prostitute daughter, and what's worse is that the bitch is 17... Now 61 he has to return to crime to kill the bitch and preserve his legacy as a real estate mogul Here is something you can't understand, how my iphone could just kill a man.

Definatly agree with negotiations. A cop should never try to kill unless you pose a threat to them such as pulling out a weapon.

Well Tony moves away somewhere after BoGT is over... While the Liberty Tree suggests its to Vice City he could very well show up in Los Santos running a club!

We could then have a play off of the Westboro Babtist "God Hates QDs" group.

You got to be kidding me.

I wouldn't mind seeing CJ get run over crossing the street with his walker in the opening cutscene.

How can you say you want Jet Packs, then want it to be more like real life and realistic? How many random people do you see with jetpacks?

R* put a gazillion of "useless" (guess that's a matter of personal likes rather than a matter of fact) things in every GTA. Why not functional gas stations? Adds some more realism to the game, just like the car wash did and the friends-system did and the minigames did an so on... and once you get 4 stars a tank of gas is no way near good for 300 miles, I doubt you run from the cops at 35mph

We've got enough shit posts in the GTA V section, don't encourage them to post more.