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Well, I'm sorry to hear that you're a lesbian.

And then pass out from a lack of punctuation?

I can see his chin through his beard. He failed. If I go two weeks without trimming my beard, then go to a place with hunting/camping supplies while wearing a flannel shirt, I will get bitches. I fucking love my beard.

It's an absolutely terrible idea. I want to play a game, not run a gangster simulator. Do I have to help my character set up a tax shelter in Northern Cyprus to launder his money, too? Oh oh, what about an interactive mini-game for each meal? Rapidly move the joystick back and forth to cut the steak with a serrated steak knife? Endless possibilities! I'd like to have the cops issue citations for littering, jaywalking, and other minor infractions so that we'll get to go to the in-game mailbox to pick up our summons for upcoming court dates. Then we'll get to spend the day in court(every 7 in-game days) in order to have our accumulated fines and court costs cut down into more manageable amounts. Everyone complains that they don't have anything to spend their imaginary currency on! Wait a second, what about this? The character must eventually marry one of 5 possible girlfriends. Then we get to spend time listening to our virtual wives talk about the latest episode of The Real Housewives... and the Jane Austen novel she's reading(in cut-scenes of course) before bedtime at 9:30 p.m.(but the character only has to sleep 7 and a half in-game hours, otherwise it would get monotonous). Then around hour 25 of the storyline we have to get divorced and give up our safe houses and half of our cash and assets, including our RPG and pipe bombs. No wait, maybe we can buy a---alright Nicodemo, we get it...

Let me know if you require further assistance, I'm a certified life coach. You would be the first client I didn't lead into a life of drugs and crime. Actually, I have one more bit of free advice. Have you met my friend bOnEs? He's single, and he possesses a beard. I'll make reservations for the two of you at this Italian place around the corner from my house. It's on you two to get here, though; I'm a life coach, not a travel agent.

Lol you could chase some one down the mountian on skis killing people and doging trees and hitting jumps.

I know the feeling, it genuinely gets overwhelming. But that's what makes it so awesome!

Fucking christ. I LOVE these threads. That would be so cool if you had to fill up your car in the game. You could go to the gas station and pull up like you are going to pump gas, then you get out and there is like, an animation of you pumping gas and then you can walk inside and get a scratch off lotto ticket and a frozen fruit drink. It would also be just as cool to make you have to take shits after you eat food, so while you are at the gas station, you can wait in line to use their bathroom, but if you run out of stomach space, you shit your pants and then you have crusty pants and have to get a new pair because you can't walk anymore.

It was a wasted feature in Mafia, it was just as wasted in Mafia II. What happens when your car runs out of gas? You abandon it and steal a new one. Why? Cause its GRAND THEFT AUTO.

I think GTA III was the most talked about game of the series if you don't include the "Hot Coffee" content of San Andreas, that's just my opinion though.

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Definitely. I'll buy Tommy, and, if they keep making figures, Johnny. Maybe CJ, but not Niko, since they'd use his starting outfit, which I hate. Seriously, a leather jacket and work boots, with track pants? I've got someone I'd like you to meet, his name's denim. If I did get Niko, I'd make some tiny fingerless gloves, then I'd set them an inch away from the box, and laugh at how Niko will never get to wear them.

You remember Niko, right? He's the latest character!

Yeah. One person doing it isn't an open invitation. -OPx

Allow me to rephrase, Lazlow isn't an actual character per se. Hes one of the main production guys creating almost every radio station since III. Young Maylay or Ray Liotta were hired to voice a character that actually appeared in the game's world as someone you could play as or interact with. When they created IV they hit the reset button on the entire GTA universe, basically deleting almost every event and all of the people the older games were set around, but leaving in Lazlow (who helps make the games) and their fictitious companies like Sprunk and the Bank of Liberty. In IV's Liberty City, the Forelli Family and the Leone Family never existed. Delete GTA III. There would be no Sonny Forelli to send Tommy to Vice City. Delete Vice City. There would be no Leones trying to take complete control of the casino in San Andreas, or basically the entire last 3rd of the game's plot. Also no Joey Leone for CJ to work for back in Liberty City in the late 80s/early 90s. Delete San Andreas. Face it, we've started over.

For me it's got to be GTAIII, purely for the fact it was completely different from anything else and everything I'd dreamt of in a game. The feeling that someone had created a game that I had wished for was amazing. Haven't played it in years and don't really want to because the graphics and being unable to jump etc would disappoint me. I like my memories of it, and that's good enough for me.