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Tell lies, attempt to con people, publish ridiculous rumours or generally act like a GTA V attention whore and this is where you end up. ____________________ Newzoo CEO Peter Warman for saying this: Boxed games will not disappear, but what is in the box will, that is why the boxed GTA V version will contain a collectible piece of merchandise and a download code. No disc. _______________________________________________________ Luis Zelaya - Sadly, after learning of his addition to this Shit List Luis took his own life. R.I.P. Luis. _______________________________________________________ Myona.com for this article by Amir Ariff: Virginia Tech shooter influenced by GTA 5, Battlefield 3 and MW3? Excerpt: His style of the killing is similar to the upcoming Rockstar's title Grand Theft Auto V ________________________________________________________ VeryLight - Because he repeatedly claims to work for Take-Two but we all know they don't employ illiterate people who can't be trusted to keep a multi million dollar secret by posting smart ass facts on a public GTA V forum. ________________________________________________________ priceless - Because he claims his brother-in-law who works for Team Bondi told him secret details about GTA V. He's quite the village idiot, check out his bullshit posts here. ________________________________________________________ Aria Pemberton, Examiner.com - The game will feature a single player story mode which will allow players to assume the role of the main character... - No shit Sherlock. ________________________________________________________ YouTube Channel GTA5Videos - Added to the Shit List due to popular demand because they post utter shite. Becoming a Machinima partner does not mean they can now be excluded from this list, the overwhelming demand from fans that they remain on this list overrides that. ________________________________________________________ Roman (Member) for his --- Leaked info. SPOILERS! --- topic where he made an effort to fool people he had script coding from GTA V. I live close to the Rockstar HQ and I saw a paper down the street with this on it. So I thought I would share it with you. It had lots more information on it to, but It was too much to type. I can photocopy the title on the packet if you like. It's the Grand Theft Auto 5 logo. It's not fake. I found it in a packet close to Rockstar I wasn't suppose to tell you this but my cousin gave it to me when I was shadowing him for my career shadowing day! ________________________________________________________ The kids on Twitter Rockstar Newswire who cry whinge make threats to Rockstar because they WANT GTA V INFO NOW! _________________________________________________________ Peter Chubb of InEntertainment.co.uk added because - I'd like to request Peter Chubb from In Entertainment joins the shit list. He posts a new article about GTA 5 every single day just to get his site shown in the google news feed. All of his articles are based on nothing but his own thoughts and it's just fucking annoying me. Example. We have posted speculative articles in the past, about GTA 5 in 3D and 10 things we may see, but this guy takes it to a new level and does one every few days. Nearly always starting with We have no new info about gta 5, but seeing as people want something, here, read this shit I just made up.- Psy ________________________________________________________ Brenna Hillier of VG247.com for lying about 2K collaborating with Rockstar North on GTA V. ________________________________________________________ JohnFMoore Former animator at Rockstar - If you don't want to believe me fair enough, but there has been many people claiming to be Rockstar workers etc.. But I seriously am, worked with GTA V for 3 and a half month in the animating department, and I was fired about 3 weeks ago and have been debating whether to release the information I am about to tell you. ________________________________________________________ InternationalReporter.com's KUMAR & Justin Kate Jr. ________________________________________________________ GTAGreg22 - You've gotta read it to believe it. ________________________________________________________ tapscape.com for this monstrous article: Is Grand Theft Auto V Being Delayed Until Xbox 720 and Playstation 4 Release? ________________________________________________________ NowGamer.com - GTA 5 Release Date Leaked By Rockstar. - That site gets worse by the day.

I have used a few names but most to do with Mercedes Cortez. I chose Mercedes as she is Tommy Vercettis love interest in Vice City (my favourite GTA game) it kinda worked. Then I shortened it to Mercy at some point, making it a bit more personal, and I like the whole "beg for Mercy" idea.

Its simple, it's clean, but importantly, its definitely YOU, Simon. That content has you written all over it, a great thing, because you're putting this together to show off yourself, and that includes your attitude as well as your developer talents. Branding yourself quite nicely. I like that its all one page, streamlined, nice. I like that your top tabs link to the subsequent area of the page, and I know that you can just scroll back up to the top, but is there anyway to incorporate some sort of a "back" functionality? I have no clue if there is I'm just putting that out there, I've never been good at building sites. Anyway to justify alignment of the "my sites" content table so the dates dont look so bunched up? (Being picky.) Last quick thing, orange text for "simon elliot // web developer" on woodgrain bg seems a little blurry because of the color similarity but might just be me or my display? *EDIT: I see you have mentioned the logo before, sorry for rehashing it.

did for awhile.. everyday..then i woke up one morning on my friends floor with a bunch of buddies, my wallet tapped, my belt undone, an NES controller in one hand with Super Mario Bros on, a dried up burrito in the other, a bloody gash on my forehead, my walkman stolen and no real recollection of the night before, and I realized "Hey...I've woken up here 5 out of 7 days a week for 4 months...maybe I should knock this shit off and get serious." And I did, for the most part. Haven't really done it much since, and had a nasty trip once afterward, though not as bad as my friend who had some pcp-laced shit at a party without knowing it and I had to nurse his ass for the next 6-7 hours...he still smokes though, lmao. Now, as far as legal shit... I see it like this: but down the blunt, pick up a ballot. If you really give so much of a fuck, sober up long enough to make your voice heard, don't just sit there on the couch with the joint in your lips saying how "fucking sweet" it would be if they legalized it. PRECISELY. Privacy of YOUR own home, Massacre. Your property. If you are controlling yourself, your intake and the subsequent impact you would have on your surroundings by being responsible, WHO GIVES A FUCK? However--- if you are getting high as fuck and doing it in public, that's a different story imho. We cannot make the arguement that drinking, smoking (tobacco), conducting violent or vulgar actions and being sexually blatant in front of impressionable youth do not have side affects nor occasionally help shape the opinions those youths form on the social & moral acceptance of those actions. I'm not playing Jr Republican here and putting the stupid-as-fuck "it's a slippery slope"** card they used with gay-marriage out there, but, yeah, personally, I did learn about weed and drinking and smoking and fucking from my surrounding older peers, and none of them taught me to go out and make a positive difference in the world, I learned that shit for myself. We gotta be careful, that's all. Regulate, and use discretion about what we do to our own bodies and where we do those things. If you want to smoke 4 bowls and get fucked by a tranny in your own living room while a pirated copy of The Lorax is playing on your illegal acquired hdtv, that's your business, not mine. If you're going to break laws put in place to help protect us, again, your decision, not mine. But be ready to deal with the repercussions. BFD #2: Los Carteles. They do NOT want US approved & regulated dist of MexiCannabis. As far as they are concerned, right now, it's a free market, and they will (and have for decades) shed the blood of their own and of anyone who stands in the way of their profit. "The War on Drugs" hasn't done a goddamned fucking thing to stop these baddies. In fact, all that's happened in the subsequent years of "warring" has been the deaths of 100s if not 1000s claiming citizenship in Mexico, US citizens, and other countries. For the most part, they respect the border insofar as phsyical militia presence, not crossing into the US to start gunfights unless they need to. But they have that unwritten rule of "Keep the Fuck Out" toward any policing agencies (US & Mexican alike) that try to get in the way. Their reach is deep, their character ruthless, and their actions freakishly self-justified. But, then again, it's funny how a gov can claim world security as the reason to get involved in an oil-rich nation for possible WMDs (where were they, btw???), but not try to occupy a nation which has ruthlessly and violently taken a huge chunk of control of another product.. Hmm. #Priorities. Backlash indeed, both from pissed off people who have lost control of their cash crop, from people against the use of it, and from the actual legal presence of it. And yes, it is addictive. Great point bOnEs. Psychological & habitual addiction is also addiction; it's not just a chemical thing. **(NO THE FUCK IT ISN'T, BTW. TWO SANE & RATIONAL ADULTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE THE SAME BENEFITS AS THEIR NON-ALTERNATIVE COUNTERPARTS, AND THAT WONT LEAD TO SHEEP-FUCKING OR SEX WITH CHILDREN... Thats just idiotic.)

The only real reason why cannabis is still illegal for the majority of the United States, is the criminal atmosphere it brings with it. Where I live almost all the weed I can get is controlled in the hood and is brought in by the cartels from Mexico. Don't get me wrong, lots of nigs have weed plants but its all dirt shit they grow. Special weed like orange kush, loud, gas etc is different as its not part of a huge brick from Mexico although you still gotta get it from the hood. Theres only a few true potheads who grow some really good shit. If the government where to legalize and regulate it, the price of weed would have to go lower, to near the same price as cigarettes in order for them to regulate it, otherwise people, like me, would just buy it from the buddy down the street for cheaper than whatever the government tried to sell it for.

Natural selection at work.

Nigga, you just quoted yourself.

I tend to just sink into the couch and not get back up for a while. Bad things happen when I don't think about consequences, so it's best if I don't move until the munchies set in and I'm too distracted by that to get into any shit.