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I want to be able to do a drive-by with any gun.

Hours spent looking for CJ's house.

Tell lies, attempt to con people, publish ridiculous rumours or generally act like a GTA V attention whore and this is where you end up. ____________________ Newzoo CEO Peter Warman for saying this: Boxed games will not disappear, but what is in the box will, that is why the boxed GTA V version will contain a collectible piece of merchandise and a download code. No disc. _______________________________________________________ Luis Zelaya - Sadly, after learning of his addition to this Shit List Luis took his own life. R.I.P. Luis. _______________________________________________________ Myona.com for this article by Amir Ariff: Virginia Tech shooter influenced by GTA 5, Battlefield 3 and MW3? Excerpt: His style of the killing is similar to the upcoming Rockstar's title Grand Theft Auto V ________________________________________________________ VeryLight - Because he repeatedly claims to work for Take-Two but we all know they don't employ illiterate people who can't be trusted to keep a multi million dollar secret by posting smart ass facts on a public GTA V forum. ________________________________________________________ priceless - Because he claims his brother-in-law who works for Team Bondi told him secret details about GTA V. He's quite the village idiot, check out his bullshit posts here. ________________________________________________________ Aria Pemberton, Examiner.com - The game will feature a single player story mode which will allow players to assume the role of the main character... - No shit Sherlock. ________________________________________________________ YouTube Channel GTA5Videos - Added to the Shit List due to popular demand because they post utter shite. Becoming a Machinima partner does not mean they can now be excluded from this list, the overwhelming demand from fans that they remain on this list overrides that. ________________________________________________________ Roman (Member) for his --- Leaked info. SPOILERS! --- topic where he made an effort to fool people he had script coding from GTA V. I live close to the Rockstar HQ and I saw a paper down the street with this on it. So I thought I would share it with you. It had lots more information on it to, but It was too much to type. I can photocopy the title on the packet if you like. It's the Grand Theft Auto 5 logo. It's not fake. I found it in a packet close to Rockstar I wasn't suppose to tell you this but my cousin gave it to me when I was shadowing him for my career shadowing day! ________________________________________________________ The kids on Twitter Rockstar Newswire who cry whinge make threats to Rockstar because they WANT GTA V INFO NOW! _________________________________________________________ Peter Chubb of InEntertainment.co.uk added because - I'd like to request Peter Chubb from In Entertainment joins the shit list. He posts a new article about GTA 5 every single day just to get his site shown in the google news feed. All of his articles are based on nothing but his own thoughts and it's just fucking annoying me. Example. We have posted speculative articles in the past, about GTA 5 in 3D and 10 things we may see, but this guy takes it to a new level and does one every few days. Nearly always starting with We have no new info about gta 5, but seeing as people want something, here, read this shit I just made up.- Psy ________________________________________________________ Brenna Hillier of VG247.com for lying about 2K collaborating with Rockstar North on GTA V. ________________________________________________________ JohnFMoore Former animator at Rockstar - If you don't want to believe me fair enough, but there has been many people claiming to be Rockstar workers etc.. But I seriously am, worked with GTA V for 3 and a half month in the animating department, and I was fired about 3 weeks ago and have been debating whether to release the information I am about to tell you. ________________________________________________________ InternationalReporter.com's KUMAR & Justin Kate Jr. ________________________________________________________ GTAGreg22 - You've gotta read it to believe it. ________________________________________________________ tapscape.com for this monstrous article: Is Grand Theft Auto V Being Delayed Until Xbox 720 and Playstation 4 Release? ________________________________________________________ NowGamer.com - GTA 5 Release Date Leaked By Rockstar. - That site gets worse by the day.

Back in the day I did a bio on him and failed for plagiarism.

Having now played Max Payne 3, I must amend that. Max Payne 3 is a big fucking brick of C4, stuck to the side of a preschool. But it's still no nuke.

Number of prostitutes used for sex then killed to get money back

Official announcement here. Knew this was coming ages ago as they hadn't been recruiting for any positions in a loooooong time.

I'd like the news helicopters, complete with "media attention" brought back.

I would have had more kills but I usually couldn't get to longer range guns. The SMG wasn't cutting it half the time.

i got mine for free...

I got nothing against max payne, actually they had fixed a bunch of shit that came out wrong on release, like the freezes and shit. but you can't speak the same about those proud americans using the strongest fucking arsenal just to get to you. now every match I go to there is one proud american using the rocket launcher. or multiple proud americans using dual weapons or multiple proud americans using the mini30. a little diversity would be good, but they still haven't balanced the game, and it requires real skills and practice to kill these fucking noob proud americans who just spam bullets on you. (which are the majority, I rarely see anyone using a shotgun or an assault rifle) all I can say is thank God they released the M4 now you see more people using rifles instead of dual uzis all the time. anyways to get back on topic. these same proud americans that spam on a game, are the ones complaining, the only possible explanation here is immaturity to accept the fact that rockstar doesn't own us shit, if they do not want to they do not have to release the game, rarely anyone has preordered the game, and for those who want to are usually waiting for a special edition or something similar. now what they do own us is to fix fucking max payne because we already paid them for that, for a product that came really faulty in the market, well at least half of it, because the other half which is single player came out perfect in my opinion. that said whoever goes on boycotting and shit, you are nothing but a little pussy ass bitch.

Before I continue... I love how 2 members can be stoning eachother in one thread and act like nothings going on in another. That's the power of The Assylum. Ahem, I found X-Men First Class to be enjoyable but it had its contradictions when it came to the Original trilogy. I also thought the way they killed off Derwin(?) bullshitish. I'm not gonna get into the "only black guy" thing. Azazel needed more screen time, Jennifer Lawrence sucked as Mystic, Magneto's actor (forget his name) was good, the kid who played the young Magneto sucked compared to the kid from the original but he did look like the old Magneto, the guy who played Xavior wasn't Xavior enough and Shaw was.. meh. The movie was okay but I think it definitely needs a prequel sequel.

On Xbox this one guy was a Jewish pasture. If that is what they are called.

A bunch of pick em up trucks.

You should have definitely smoked a blunt before posting this topic, would have helped you focus. But the answer is, quite simpley, GTA is a game about being a criminal, not a cop. Your idea is interdasting tho.

Takes a lot of time and effort (just like I put into writing this guide!) Basically you need to max out your Alchemy, Smithing and Enchantment. Alchemy Just gather ingredients. The most expensive potion I have made, and I think you can make, is Giant's Toe, Wheat and Crop Cluster. Thanks to my skills and enchantments etc I just made one of them worth 5400 gold. But obviously you'll start off a lot lower than that (maybe 700). Keep making them and the more expensive potions you make, the quicker it'll improve your Alchemy. Might be worth buying all of the ingredients from the shop in whiterun, making as many potions as you can, then wait 48 hours and buy everything else she has and repeat. Otherwise just collect stuff and keep making potions. Smithing Easiest one to max out. You just need a fair bit of gold (like 10k) and just go to Warmaiden's in whiterun and buy ALL his Iron Ingots and Iron Ore, then use the smelter to turn Ore into Ingots. You then need Leather Strips or Leather (converted into leather strips on the tanning thing). Can buy more Ingots from his female helper too. Wait 48 hours for the stock to refill then buy more. You need to create Iron Daggers using the smithing tool thing. Doesn't matter what you create, it all gives the same XP, but Iron Daggers only need 1 Leather Strip and 1 Iron Ingot (which are both cheap) so it makes the most sense to keep using them. You'll need to make maybe 400 or 500 Iron Daggers before you get to level 100. Once you have them, keep them. I use the drop item and get Lydia to pick it up trick to make her carry them all. Enchantment For this you need plenty of soul gems. Also go to the first stone you come across at the start of the game (just south of Riverwood) and get the Mage blessing or whatever it is. That improves magic skill learn-time by 20% so it'll go slightly quicker. Next head into Dragonsreach and to the room on the right with the bloke in the black robes. Buy ALL of the soul gems he has (if you have the cash, otherwise just buy the empty ones and go out and fill them on Mudcrabs or something). You'll also need to have some items which you can use to learn enchantments if you haven't done so already. Stuff like a sword of flames or whatever (although if you can find something with Paralysis and destroy it to learn that skill, enchanting items with Paralysis makes items more valuable). Then get your Iron Daggers back from Lydia and just keep creating Enchanted Iron Daggers (don't worry about the soul gem you use, I believe just the fact you enchanted something does the same XP). You can then sell your daggers to the bloke in the black robes, wait 48 hours, buy his new soul gems and repeat. You'll probably have to do this for like 5 hours to get to 100. PERKS (IMPORTANT) Don't waste your perks on stupid stuff like two handed etc. You NEED something like 20 of them to ensure you can make the best weapons and armor in the game. You want 5 perks in the first Alchemy, Smithing and Enchantment perks (effectively doubling their skill) and I'll have to confirm the rest you need later. Maxed Out Once you've reached 100 for the above mentioned 3 skills, you need to do a loop of creating enchanted Alchemy equipment, using that to make better Enchantment and Smithing potions, then using those potions to make even more powerful enchanted Alchemy equipment and repeat as long as you like. The equipment you can make to improve Alchemy includes: Falmer Helmet (See Boost Glitch below), Circlet, Gloves/Gauntlets, Necklace, Ring. Clothing to improve Smithing includes: Armor/Clothes, Gloves/Gauntlets, Necklace, Ring Then once you've created a potion that multiplies the Enchanting to something stupid like 37%, create Smithing gear (to go along with your fortify smithing potion) and you should be able to improve your weapons by around 200%. Just remember to take the potion right before you improve something. I'll update this with more details when I'm actually on the game, but that's the basics. Boost Glitch When you're out on your travels, make sure you collect as many Falmer Helmets as possible. There's a glitch in the game that lets you wear a Falmer Helmet AND a Circlet at the same time, meaning you can wear 5 Enchanted items which improve Alchemy instead of 4. Err, like I said, I'll update it but that's about all there is to it. With enough time and effort (I spent probably 20 hours just improving skills, enchanting and making potions to get to this point) you can make weapons and armor that improve everything to insane levels. My bow does over 400 damage when used with my apparel which improves bow damage, and my armor is improved to like 500+.