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I thought we had rid this place of that plague, I seriously want to tell you to FOAD. How many times must we say; CJ doesn't exist in this GTA universe. Can I emphasise that any more? CJ does not exist in this GTA universe. Does not. Am I getting through? CJ DOES NOT EXIST.

Pretend to be mentally challenged and ask every official-looking person you see where GTA V is.

Doubt my opinion will change if I see it. Doesn't matter what's going on, I've always seen worse on 4chan.

LOL, pretty funny mate. I like that one the most.

I honestly don't know what to expect from the GTA V map. A decently sized Los Santos, San Diego to the south, a few small towns all around, and good countryside in between is probably the most we can reasonably hope for. And I (along with mostly everyone else) will probably be very pleased with that.

lifted pickup truck

a little more realistic behavior of the traffic wouldn't hurt. I like how this improved in IV, but it still freaked my out how, at a red light, cab drivers always go nuts and try to push you over after a few seconds... but still way better than in SA. and a more realistic damage model would be a blast. I said it in another thread already. different damage model for plastic and metal (must front/rear fenders are plastic nowadays), more parts that get ripped off (mirrors, hood, trunk, fenders, tires, doors, roofs, maybe even engines and axles) and a more realistic deformation of the car (after a while you can make a car look like a .zip folder) is what I would like to see.

I solve that problem by simply calmly exiting my vehicle, proceeding to pull out my desert eagle and blasting them in the face, 4 or 5 times. Then suddenly the traffic really clears for some reason, it's great.

Yeah, it really fucks up my "Im just gunna drive around like a normal person" mentality Generally, that is how my ramages start

The thing that made me laugh in SA was that no matter what car you had, the traffic always seemed to be able to keep up with you going down the highways. Speeding along in a Bullet and being outpaced by a Perennial, which then decides to switch lanes while along side you and causes you to have a major fucktacular crash into a tree or a barrier. Cheers, ViceMan.

Fucking done with the story missions for Red Dead Redemption including Gold Medal Requirements. The stranger missions should be easy so after that Redemption should be finally done after 2 years of this. I'll also go through and tweak a couple things plus add mission strings at the bottom of each guide so you can go from one mission to the next in order. I need a break first. x_x

I just had a thought... You're involved in a 4 star police chase, speeding through the twisting country roads with the fuzz hot on your tail, then out of nowhere a deer jumps out into the road and you plow straight through it at 60mph totalling your car and sending you flying off into some trees. Now that would be pretty epic. More so if Tommy was driving the car and CJ was masturbating in the passenger's seat.