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In IV I'll still systematically pick fights with cabbies and bikers until i get a decent brawl between them going. Then just watch from the safety of a taxi roof.

They didn't really touch on it, so we'll have to wait and see.. The fact that they didn't deny it yet gives me a little hope. well we can only hope so don't give up just yet, it be gay if they said "sorry fans but car customization wouldn't suit the game" just picture that wtf for a second and tell me that's not gay. That would suck ass. if we cant customize our cars, we should at least be able to choose a color at pay'n'spray

yes, it was always fun going to southwest broker and picking fights with Russian mobsters and when they shoot at you hide behind cover and call the cops and wait for shit to pop off. i mean actually killing people myself in gta is fun, but seeing them do it to each other is something else.

The fight at that desert bar appeared to be random and spontaneously instigated. Regarding the street fights, it's always fun to escalate things manually by calling 911.

Don't worry, Mass. We'll find a way to smuggle you into England. Pretend to be a Serbian factory worker, you'll get in, no probs.

Just my type: brunette, drunk, eyes closed. All she's missing is a half-smoked Embassy. Purr...

It's "drive in, drive out in pink car, do it again, some weird easter egg blue" and so on.

I haven't heard of Jim Jeffries until legit, but Firm, that was fucking hilarious.

That old thing? I have a better kief catcher grinder but my dad took it and gave me that one. Also, I tipped the directv guy today with a fat bud

You can already. It's called trial and error.

...............with nothing to do in them. I vote for a country that doesn't have sheep rapists, in favour of somewhere that is a little more dangerous. Like say Mexico City, a massive Metropolis full of Street Gangs and Drug Cartels. There are Desert areas, Mountainous regions, Beaches and Aztecan jungles all within driving distance of the City. Plus the gangs and cartels there are so numerous and well equiped that even the Mexican Army can't control the situation. So there would be plenty of interesting stories/ideas that could unfold in and around this crazy city. Poor Shanty Towns ~ More Affluent Areas ~ Nearby Aztec Ruins could add some flavour ~ And this place is HUGE ~ If not Mexico City, then maybe Rio Di Janeiro ( exploring the City, Favelas, Jungle and the Islands there as well ) ~ Imagine mowing down all of these people in a Combine Harvester. I've had enough fun in the Favela's of Brazil from MP3, but it is a good idea. Again i think Napoli, Italia would be a good place. If you have about 30 mins, watch this... [/media]Sure, it doesn't have a super high crime rate like Mexico City, Or Rio, but for a place like Naples which actually has police it can get messy. The Nigerian gangs would make for a good fued with the Camorra clans. Plus it would give everybody a different type of Mafia experiance rather then the "Family" type we are use to. The trash crisis, the drugs (naples is one of the biggest drug epicenters of the world), the killings, and the back drop... Naples is the on boot of Italy... water, ports, beaches, mountains, ghettos, vineyards, and the beautiful city... everything a gta game needs.

Bill Hicks will always be a personal favorite. With that in mind, fuck Denis Leary. Maria Bamford is fucking funny. Nina Conti, hot and the only ventriloquist that's made me laugh since I was 6. Mad TV's Bobby Lee does a great live show. Jim Jefferies is a new favorite, that filthy Aussie. If you haven't watched "The Aristocrats," do it now!

i need to get this soon!

i got the best smile

only if your speeding through that bizarre blood mist that shows up on sidewalks and heavily crowded areas.

What're you, fuckin' shittin' me? This is Rockstar, fool. Of course we will.

James, there's no "confining" a plane battle. As for helicopters, I hope so. I hated the buzzkill of watching a helicopter you just unloaded on go down in flames, only to watch the pilot convert his downward speed into forward momentum, directly towards the nearest health pack. Frustrating stuff.

If the concept of dynamic pedestrians is carried that far, I'm gonna feel really bad about plowing through crowds in a pickup truck.