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I want midgets - I don't care if they are dynamic as long as they are midgets

Cool, welcome back to MP bOnEs. Tanner, we'll let you know if any randoms drop out of the crew (as they do from time to time) Maybe we can get some Max Payne clan games on the go soon, like we did with GTA, but as a team rather than against each other?

Hmm... Have a friend in a firetruck spray someone into submission, then, as they struggle to get back up, bury them in cement from a cement mixer. See how many people can fit in the bucket of a front-end loader (and see how fast it needs to move to remove them all). Put a heavily armed friend in a cherry picker and let them go on a rampage from above. Attach a heavy vehicle to a helicopter's winch and see how many kills you can rack up with your improvised wrecking ball. The possibilities are endless...

Gotta disagree. I've always loved the GTA series because I think R* gets the difficulty just right. Any time I play some other game that takes more than 4-5 attempts to pass a mission, I stifle the urge to throw my controller through the TV screen and instead return to the GTA universe. I suppose my preference for moderately easy games qualifies me as a casual gamer. I'm a pissy adult.

It was kind of fun to follow a ped around and listen to their phone conversations. "Hey gurrrrl!" ... "He WHAT?!"

You're Welcome. -Rockstargames

I don't think it counts if your girlfriend hasn't spoken to you in nearly five years.

If it makes you feel any better, he has an extremely small penis.

R* reads these forums, yes? Then stop being dicks to the new guy. I would also like to thank you R* for putting such a tremendous amount of effort into GTA V.

Awesome work Is the chest part of a project or are you just keeping your eye in? I am so envious of you artistic types..... I leave this thread feeling somewhat.... inadequate

Is it me or does Franklin have a shrek vibe going on.......?

Steamroller? Flatten some peds the fuck out.. (or is it called a road roller?!)

Full gang of elderly women FTW.

Oh man one of the best was the 'recruit anyone' cheat. I always tried to recruit army guys before they started shooting at me, then when I had a full 7 start a gang war. That'd be hella fun with V's graphics and A.I.

^ The game looks awesome on PC. I only played it on my lowly PS3. I finished the story yesterday. The ending definitely left me wanting more from this series as soon as possible. Hopefully some quality single player DLC is released at some point.

That Watch Dogs trailer seems to have amazing NPCs. Hopefully GTAV will do this

I havent played this game online yet. I will help Bones drop your feud percentage. Bones and Tanner: Dead Men

Took some screenshots:

For someone who talks shit to four-month old posts, I wouldn't "take much thought into this post". I agree with you, though. I'll be playing as "Trevor Of Michael" too. (Way to fuck up your first post beyond all recognition. Congratulations.) Yeah, I think Michael is a pretty cool guy. He lives in Beverly Hills and doesn't afraid of anything! He'll definitely be my number two most guy I will use, right after the infamous Trevor of Michael.

Infernus + buzzard miniguns = hell yeah. I bet it's something one could find in a hangar deep under the IAA tower...

Nigga, I could wear those shoes and still style all over town.

Bro I wish that even made sense just because that gif is hilarious lol. it's just a shame that its missused. How did I contridict myself? And for the record I'm not sayin shoes make or break you but they're just a big part of your look and unfortunatly say alot about you, at least in my area. I'm just sayin a dude wearin shoes like I posted below will not be gettin positive looks like a dude who wears good condition shoes that are deemed attractive in his area. I'm just speaking from an american prospective in a city environment, but what you wear is correlated with your social status. What you wear correlated with your wealth. What you wear is correlated with your confidence. Like it or not but thats how most of our evolutionary brains have adapted to this kind of society. So why not cash in occaisonaly and take notice and care of your appearence in regards to your society to help establish yourself. And honestly I don't like how materialistic and superficial people are but adapt or die right?

If I had an IQ of 8 I would still struggle to find that funny.

it would be pretty cool if instead of hogtie someone, you could handcuff them. maybe kill a cop and you can take his handcuffs, or pickpocket them from him. and you can use it during a fight, like when you knock someone down you can quickly handcuff them and to what you could do in RDR, like instead of putting them on a horse put them in your trunk and all that. i would kidnap so many people and just take them out to rural areas and "dispose" of them...