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Hello.. this is my rap and animation I made.. I hope that works.. I'm on mobile or else I would try and embed. Thanks!

I can't believe you're calling Claude a guido. He's like the anti-guido. He doesn't even talk, and guidos never shut their big fat mouths.

poor gtagrl... I agree with everything you said Mass, but, Mr. Leone did want to make Claude a made man in gta 3, and to be a "made man" you can only be of Italian decent. Now idk if Rockstar knew about that at the time, i'm sure they did... but it may imply that Claude could very well be an Italian.

anyone seen this yet??!! ... http://kotaku.com/how-sweet-this-husband-gave-his-wife-a-handmade-fallou-472545786 apparently someone on reddit made it for his wife who's a huge fan... i am fucking impressed, i saw this earlier today but forgot about it... then kotaku posts it and reminds me again of how fucking sweet this is... i would pay for this, bethesda should look into making this set for the store... it even has perk cards for a unique journey!!

Now that i think about It, it all depends on how i was delt with. If it was death by electric chair, then i'd request an incredibly large container of beer and a tub of icecream so i would piss myself and puke during the ceremony, making it a messy job to clean up. Lethal injection, i'd ask for a shot of heroin for my meal, the concoction could be euphoric (could be, it's not like i'd have anything to lose, it's worth the gamble). If it was being beheaded, i'd request Massacre do it with a rusty axe, for the lols, and i'd request diet coke and mentos for my meal, so my neck foams up like some sort of sea cucumber. If it was death by hanging, i'd simply ask for a Viagra so i die stiff with a stiffy...

I enjoyed SA precisely because of what R* did with CJ's character. I didn't get all pissy because he wasn't hard enough or gangsta enough - he wasn't supposed to be. R* poked a little fun at the hardcore gangsta culture by making CJ a regular dude with a sense of humor about himself. The contrast was meant to be amusing, and it is. My two cents - I hope that for character development in V they can find a way to balance the light-hearted cartoonish spirit of SA with the storytelling depth of IV. Although judging from this thread, that would piss everybody off...

Dude, did you even play the game? He's not fucking russian.

Lol Some of you really got defensive over that "typical white protag" remark. I disliked CJ aswell, I was cool with him at the start but towards the middle of the story I really started to hate him. He is still my favorite because of all the stuff you can do with him, but his personality was annoying. Tommy, Claude, and Louise remind me of the QDs from Jersey Shore so Niko is the best GTA protag imo. Btw, Vic & Louise didn't exist back then, Godfather, (you too Massacre), so your point is invalid. At the time, CJ was still a change from the normal caucasian protag.

I hereby nominate this for the loading-screen music.

You're making them sound like Douchebags by calling them 'rebels'. Rebel when it comes out of a girls mouth, to me sounds like some try hard without a cause or reason for the way he acts. And this doesn't describe the anti-hero protags in the GTA games, these guys have motivations and are just doing their own thing not trying to impress anyone. They're not "Rebelling against the System" or some stupid shit like that. They're just having a good time while fucking everyone and everything up. Criminals aren't like teenage girls concerned with fitting in and not being an "outsider", they only care about making money through illegal means and enjoying the ride we call life. Life will get terribly complicated for you if the English language has two different meanings depending on if a guy or girl said it. I only used 'rebel' in the pure sense of the word, where characters do not become mafia company men, (as in doing things for their own motives) not the semantic silliness you applied to it afterward. At no point have I ever said or implied that the GTA protags were douchebags. Sheesh.

I agree with everything you said Mass, but, Mr. Leone did want to make Claude a made man in gta 3, and to be a "made man" you can only be of Italian decent. Now idk if Rockstar knew about that at the time, i'm sure they did... but it may imply that Claude could very well be an Italian. But he said this before sending Claude into a deathtrap, with the intention of getting him killed. Claude was robbing banks with a Colombian before the game started, there's nothing to indicate he knew how the mafia worked. Still doesn't imply Italian heritage to me. I'm not saying it isn't possible, I'm just saying there's really no evidence regarding Claude's race. Claude has the same squinty eyes as Kenji and Asuka, doesn't mean he's Japanese. lol this settles it, Claude is every ethnicity all at once. He's the biggest multi-racial badass of 'em all.

Just imaging the possibility of putting the autopilot on, fucking about in the hold/passenger compartment, and going back into the cockpit just as you're about to slam into a building.....

I enjoy how much this has blown up. I agree with everything you said Mass, but, Mr. Leone did want to make Claude a made man in gta 3, and to be a "made man" you can only be of Italian decent. Now idk if Rockstar knew about that at the time, i'm sure they did... but it may imply that Claude could very well be an Italian. But he said this before sending Claude into a deathtrap, with the intention of getting him killed. Claude was robbing banks with a Colombian before the game started, there's nothing to indicate he knew how the mafia worked. Still doesn't imply Italian heritage to me. I'm not saying it isn't possible, I'm just saying there's really no evidence regarding Claude's race. Claude has the same squinty eyes as Kenji and Asuka, doesn't mean he's Japanese.

Not even remotely. Why? Claude was a mute, he had no persona. A hitman (in its simplest form) that got the job done. He may have had an Italian look to him, but that's purely stereotypical because of his hair and attire. Tommy was a bit of a guido, i admit, but my first statement was aimed at Claude.

Call me an idiot all you want but Louise's overly macho attitude, faggish dress clothes, and club life reminds me of Jersey Shore, never actually watched the show but I've seen enough. None of us know enough about Claude to know whether or not he's an actual guido so my arguments as good as yours. I'm gonna drop this guido thing now for the sake of staying on topic. @Godfather Dan Houser spoke on the matter saying that Niko is "from that grey part of broken-down Eastern Europe", suggesting that Niko's nationality was left intentionally vague or to the interpretation of the player.

The only GTA protags who can actually be called a "guido" are Tommy and Toni. Italian, likely Sicilian, heritage; strong Mafia ties; and prominent Italian mannerisms. Now, how 'bout that Trevor? He's quite the lunatic, eh?

Is there a limit on what I could ask? I'd like to eat a full plate of shawarma, followed by a shit ton of sushi with plenty of soya sauce. I'd also like to have access to a mini chinese buffet. And by god, if I have managed to eat 8k calories in one day, I can eat a lot more knowing it's my final meal, I'm going out before I even leave my cell, sweet pork coming directly out of my ass and shit.

"he works with alot of italians in a NY/NJ like city so I think it's safe to say that if he spoke he'd have somewhat of a guido accent" It's the collar, definitely the collar. That's a total Jersey QD move. This fan art says it all. Only Jersey QDs spike their hair.

Nope. I was just making the point that Luis is black. The rest doesn't apply to me. Kay Riiight... Also, I hope there will be a moment in your near future where you realise that anybody and everybody with an opinion different from yours isn't a dumbass. You're cool more often than not but you aren't God, bro. I understand you love Tommy and love blinds ppl, but Louise? You really can't see how he reminds me of the QDs from Jersey Shore? Give him a guido accent and bam! Just like that, he's a Jersey Shore QD.

^lol The song reminds me a it of " purple pills" namely now the voices change.

Yeah I can see your point. I haven't played SA for years since my PS2 stopped working. I can't remember half of the shit that happened. I actually forgot about that scene with Catalina. That annoyed me as well. I can definitely see where your coming from. I never really thought about it properly. I hope Franklin don't bitch out like that as well. Thanks for the reply and making me think about my childhood gaming. Might have to find a PS2 to buy and play it seeing as my laptop is horrible and won't be able to. You're the first CJ fan we've had who wasn't stupid and confrontational. Thank you.

Apart from freeroam I'd expect the story will have a decent balance between them anyway, so it's not like we'll end sticking with a certain character until a good amount of hours into the game. Even then, I'll probably be spending more time with my online avatar if multiplayer is as revolutionary as I'm expecting.

I really don't know why tbh. I just liked him better than the rest. I guess I was just sick of seeing the typical white protagonists. I liked that he was different than the rest. Also, I grew up listening to Hip Hop and listening to what them rappers went through. So I thought it was cool to play a character in that world.

Solid rapping. The characters weren't good, but the backgrounds were. I liked that you drew over screenshots for the background images, gave them a scribbled, MS Paint style. Gave you a like on YouTube, which is more than anyone else who posts a video gets out of me. I support the fine arts.

That's fucking disgusting. The only thing that looked even remotely edible was the toast, but upon closer inspection, it looks like they managed to fuck that up, too. Seriously, is there anyone in England that can actually cook? A British person, not a real cook you imported from elsewhere.

I agree, a sewer system would be great.

Well I don't care what your preferences are for what can be said in this topic ( even if you did create it ). I'll say whatever I god damn want too. And as for your so-called Educated Theories ( which I call Guesses ), they just seem to be random speculation about Music Artists that have not even been confirmed as being in GTA V. Where is your evidence my friend? So they therefore have about as much place in this topic as any of your 'theories'. Since your speculation seems to be just as unfounded as everyone elses.