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Before the 12 tenants there was 12 goals, only 2 were revealed in this video: I. We are making an assault on happiness. - Revealed release date of new trailers. Check. II. We will be generous, in ways that are upwards and ways that are manifest. - Three possible trailers! Check. The goals of epsilonism will be revealed in due time. Kifflom - Expect more to come.

That was some solid backpedalling, BlackSox9.

I'm guessing the new trailers will be a quick meet "Micheal" for each character, judging by what R* released a few years back:

Start smoking pot, Q.

can i add a new entry?? yaya han as catwoman... she's the winner period... contest over...

Then you haven't played GTA.

they prob won't do this but i'd like if all three trailers were joined and at the end they showed off the new character switching tool to take you to the next trailer

*Hibernates till tuesday*

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I boldly predict that each trailer will either be more or less than 52 seconds long.

If they weren't gonna release them on the same day they would have just put up one character and not all 3 And not have said "Trailers. 4.20" Key word trailers

Damn, you're quick!

Here's the better question. Is it called Pleasure Pier or Del Perro Pier? Because there are screenshots that refer to it as both of them.

i think our name should be next to our design anyways... if people are playing favorites over who their eyes see listed then they're obviously not judging with their constructive eye... this isn't the asylum, it's a little more serious... plus, we'd all figure out who did what once we got used to their design style...

Im cool with the way it stands, so its only gonna be top two next time then... I think 2 v 2 v 2, then one final three way would have been the way to go. Maybe next time

Been doing some home cooking. I'd post a photo of it but I'm too ripped off cannabutter

Go to the airport and place livestock on the runways. Load up I-5 with jaguars. Fill a mall with grizzlies. eZnov, you sir, are a genius.

I'll spoil it. Point Lookout puts you into the rural swamps of Point Lookout, Maryland.

Maybe cheats to spawn specific animals? Could be dangerous and entertaining. E.g Mountain lion or a Bear in the police station, FUCK YES

Fuck it, I guess it's about time. Picture from the last structure fire we had just fought a brush fire the donned gear for a house fire. .

Hmm never heard of Kifflom on WCTR radio, I only listened to K-Dust. Rock for life!

yea, i remember that... kudos for mentioning another fine example of using it... the internet in GTAIV is so outdated compared to today's, they have to revamp it... i guarantee they'll all have access to the internet on their phones... and trever on his calculator watch...

take a bow @ my hangover face nigga NEVER DRINKING WITH ROMANIANS AGAIN. I would love to see you with long, flowing hair. Perhaps riding a white horse...on a beach...bareback...naked.

And they made that corner of the lake pointy as fuck. Just a correction to the previous version of this pic (lower right image): And while I'm here this is what my GTA V map approximation is up to:

Just imaging the possibility of putting the autopilot on, fucking about in the hold/passenger compartment, and going back into the cockpit just as you're about to slam into a building.....

In multiplayer I'm going to play Flight of the Valkyries and pretend im playing the SimCopter '13, so I'll go around picking people up when they spawn and take them to the whatever fire-fight or little battle is going on. Also why I'm hoping for some sort of Huey.

Well, since bears can swim in real life, that fucked-up idea just might be stupid enough to work. I hope we can customize that shark we saw with frickin' laser beams attached to its head.

I want both of those and pumas! [/sarcasm]

if you could buy cars at dealerships they should not be obtainable any other way than just buying them and obviously be able to have it all the time so u don't have to continue to buy them.

Its nice to see some Synch posts. They're probably the most accurate and well thought out posts on here. And they're actually about GTA. Its still nice to see you chatting it up instead of just posting wall-o-text gta guides to help my lame ass

I should actually watch that shit. I realize my posts are too long, and I apologize. Thing is, I am seriously detailed about this type of thing. Really. It's work. I work on this type of thing. It's how I met Psy. He was a contributor to my webmaster's FAQ. I was a mod. Then became admin. We made FAQs. I am very detail oriented, and an engineer. Gay, I know, but it happens. Wait, did I leave out that I am credited on GameFaqs? Still gay. Sorry. Long posts happen. I'll have no apologies from you, good sir, not in any topic of mine. I personally appreciate (and share) your attention to detail. Plus, your posts are a delight to read, short or long. Ramble on, my friend.

No need to apologize, doesn't bother me a bit. People made long posts like that all the time back in '04, when we were young'ns, and the world was still bright and cheery and shit. Long posts from veteran members make me all nostalgic.

Lovely and thorough as always, Synch. Started a brand new file in III, and it's like I played it yesterday. I remember all the driving shortcuts, where all the hidden packages are, and it's freaky getting used to the older controls. It's funny Synch mentioned the R3 missions, one of the first things I did was a few taxi missions to get reacquainted, and some ambulance missions...already collected 10 hidden packages without looking at a single map. Rampages next, the ones in III are my favourite. Remember the hobos with molotovs? Big 'n veiny FTW.

vice city, then san andreas... sure III is the original, but it's only if you want to start with the one that changed everything about what a video game could do... the next two improved drastically from then on... vice city is still considered one of the best games ever, and san andreas is hailed by critics and fans as the best... looking back on it, III was monumental in it's time and awesome to experience with the world... but vice city and san andreas are sooo much better, in all aspects, especially with the story and side-objectives... III might be kind of boring to play nowadays ...

Get it for PS2/3 then...?

It should be cheap like borchst to pick up.

Very well then. Time to put on cargo pants and avoid the water like the plague. We'll see how much of the map I remember, since there's no in-game map to look at other than the HUD; I'm pretty sure it'll all come back to me.

In the order they were released of course Then you can appreciate the upgrades of each game...

GTA III -> LCS -> Vice City -> VCS -> SA

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