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Scary Movie 5. It was shit. 1/10

If Qd impregnated me, I'd abort it. That counts as naming it death, right?

^Cocaine is a helluva drug.

I think there is a massive difference between Alcohol and other Drugs. For instance Hallucinogenic drugs could entirely change GTA V's Sandbox into something totally different. Like a Nightmare world full of Demons/Zombies, or a Crazy Carnival world full of Evil Clowns and Serial Killers in Mascot Costumes. You could start seeing Creatures/People that aren't really there, and start chasing after them ( ie Bigfoot/ A Dragon/ Leatherface etc ), and start fighting them. And after a period of time the drug effects wear off, returning you to the normal GTA V World. Or there could be Depressant Drugs which don't affect coordination like Alcohol does, but instead slow down everything else in the environment except you ( kind of like Slow Motion/ Bullet Time ). Or Stimulants which increase the amount of damage you can take, and quicken your on foot movement/ melee attacks and weapon reloads for a limited time. They could even turn drug use into how you find hidden pakages. For intsance there was a quest in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim where you had to find 4 hidden books, but the only way you could find them was to cast a spell giving you an alternate vision of the world, which made the books visible. Rockstar could turn this Game Mechanic into say, smoking a Chronic Blunt, which would then change your perspective of the world, making the Hidden Packages/Collectables visible in the environment. It could also effect coordination when navigating the environment in a car or on foot ( kind of like the Alcohol effect only less severe ).

Rumors have been hinted and flying around for the last few days, of GTA V Previews with the press. And now I've rounded up a collection of information which source these previews: CVG - The first to hint up to two weeks ago if i'm not mistaken. http://www.computera...ld-rules-again/ IGN - Thanks to JamieMilne for providing source. http://uk.ign.com/ar...in-the-big-city GameInformer Touring The Open World: http://www.gameinfor...eft-auto-v.aspx Your Personal Stamp: http://www.gameinfor...eft-auto-v.aspx The Art of the Heist: http://www.gameinfor...t-in-gta-v.aspx Edge http://www.edge-onli...tars-next-epic/ OPM http://www.officialp...credible-world/ OXM http://www.oxm.co.uk...u-need-to-know/ Videogamer http://www.videogame...pated_game.html JeuxVideo (France) http://www.jeuxvideo...o-v-preview.htm GameKings (NL) http://www.gamekings...d-theft-auto-v/ Meristation (Spain) http://www.meristati...1535995/1859784 3djuegos.com (Spain) http://www.3djuegos....d-theft-auto-v/ Multiplayer.it (Italian) - Thanks to Gunsmith117 for providing source. http://multiplayer.i...-la-rapina.html Everyeye.it (Italian) http://www.everyeye....anteprima_19448 Kotaku: -Thanks to joshknopp for providing source. http://kotaku.com/iv...-diff-487200782 more to come i'm sure... Keep an eye on all of these information vendors and be sure to come back here once the previews have been released, for a deep analysis and comparison from the community! Video Podcast: /edit Some of the new features: Extensive Character Customisation; Clothes, Tattoos, Haircuts/Styles, and more Weapon Customisation; Laser sights, scopes, extended clips, and more Car Modding - Pay N Spray Mod Shops; Window tints, body kits, and more Buy Businesses and Properties; Garages, marinas, nightclubs, and more Scuba Diving - Confirmed Hud Bars- Health, Armour, Special HP re-gens to 50% only when critical, and once escaped death. 100% requires hp pickups. Character Attributes System - Stats include; Special, Stamina, Shooting, Strength, Stealth, Flying, Driving, Mechanic Ability, Lung Capacity Character Special Skills: Franklin - Slow-Mo Driving Trevor - Frenzy mode, double damage Michael - Bullet time Rich with Wildlife 3D Radar, like a GPS. Fluidly run & gun from the hip Combat Jog - move high speed with weapons out Combat role - between cover, like Max Payne 3 Improved reticle. Sound cone on HUD, the more noise you make, the more likely you will attract police. Heists consist of "Planning & Prep" followed by "Plan of Attack", and then "Chose a Crew" before executing the job. Discuss.

http://www.activistpost.com/2010/07/marijuana-conspiracy-reason-hemp-is.html?m=1 Cross-reference our conspiracy topic.

Well, if Franklin is a gang member, I certainly hope he wouldn't believe that. We've already had one black protagonist who was a huge pussy, I'd like to see Franklin make up for it. its not something to believe.. its just a fact.. he doesnt have to be active in the gang if he dont want to, but he will always will be a part of the gang... like cj saying "i havnt repped grove in 5 years", that stuff dont matter and imo gta5 will be much better if you have one charactor as an active gang member, would put a whole new prospective on the game.. Idk what the fuck your talkin about man?! "a new perspective." We've already been there and done that shit.. Side Note: learn how to fuckin spell.. i know how to spell lol plus i have spell check so i know i spell words wrong but its the fuckin INTERNET who cares? you? brian? sorry i didnt know.. u know what words i was tryna say!! and i meant that in a different way.. if gta5 has no gang member as a main character, then it would still be awesome, but they can put so many new things in the gang life than ever before with this one.. thats what i really meant.. You should care you fucking dumbass it makes people actually consider your opinions. If I see an opinion no matter how well thought out, I'm still going to think you're a fucking dumbass and dismiss it. Well, if Franklin is a gang member, I certainly hope he wouldn't believe that. We've already had one black protagonist who was a huge pussy, I'd like to see Franklin make up for it. Fucking thank you, I'm so tired of everybody think CJ is a badass gang member but he fucking ran away from Los Santos and went to Liberty City.

Dupz0r, if me and you both cancel are votes and vote for me, i might be inclined to make the 3 addition accounts it would take to vote myself into the lead.

Well, if Franklin is a gang member, I certainly hope he wouldn't believe that. We've already had one black protagonist who was a huge pussy, I'd like to see Franklin make up for it.

that doesnt mean he isnt one.. once you a gang member for one day, you a gang member for the rest of your life.. plus they say how his friends get him into trouble (like a bad influence, sounds like hes still bangin to me), plus i know plenty of gang members that dont like being part of the gang, but its for life Sorry, I forgot how you grew up the hard life in the ghetto with all your gangster friends #thuglife #yoloswag Franklin is already showing how he regrets his choices, so perhaps his story will focus on him at least trying to get out of a gang.

rip red

All I know is that when a black person turns on a phone camera they instinctively shout "WORLD STAR!".

Yes, honky. I voted QD because the style fits the Asylum better, it literally looks like it was made by a retard. luv u q

Solo/Franklin be snatchin' cubes ice! lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0LDnWOtZQI

The trailers are Tuesday, end of month. The previews are the second, the day after the new call of duty is apparently being revealed

Jay-Z actually tries to appear to be Illuminati, and being a Mason furthers this. It's all the rage nowadays. Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Kesha. It gets them attention, but the conspiracy theorists aren't fans of their shitty music, and fans of their music are morons who don't understand the references. If the Illuminati is indeed real, it certainly isn't healthy for musicians to condition their fans to recognize the symbolism.

Aw. That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Qd.

"A man's gotta eat"? What kinda shit is that? I'm payin' your rent! You're not eatin' no steak and lobster on my dime, you son of a bitch! In seriousness, I appreciate your vote, beatnic.

Oh and uhm someone should move this to here: http://www.igta5.com/forums/topic/2429-the-conspiracyparanormal-topic/page__hl__conspiracies__st__60

Cutting back.

And 12 on the next page.

I'm more inclined to never visit elephant journal again. It's less of a news site and more like one of those image-heavy chain emails. They should try using text since it loads faster and looks like you actually put some effort into something.

Don't blame me, blame the bibble.

*happy buff white guy voice* FUCKIN YEAH MAN.. THATS FUCKIN NICE.. FUCKIN AWESOME.. I CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS.. WHO WANTS A FUCKIN BREW MAN?

I doubt Franklin's pure at all. He only gave up Gangbangin' because he knew it was a futile cause. I'm pretty sure he will be more than willing to do anything to make some more cash. This is definitely proven, by his decision to take up with two Honky's and start pulling heists all over the city. We see him with his friend supposedly named Lamar or something, who's into 'throwin' up gang signs and slangin' dope', so we'll probably be helping him out in a few missions.

My bad. ill never post again. thanks

I enjoyed SA precisely because of what R* did with CJ's character. I didn't get all pissy because he wasn't hard enough or gangsta enough - he wasn't supposed to be. R* poked a little fun at the hardcore gangsta culture by making CJ a regular dude with a sense of humor about himself. The contrast was meant to be amusing, and it is. My two cents - I hope that for character development in V they can find a way to balance the light-hearted cartoonish spirit of SA with the storytelling depth of IV. Although judging from this thread, that would piss everybody off...

best meatloaf EVER!! onions, garlic, light jalepeno, cilantro, green pepper, carrots, and celery... i've been using a mirepoix mix lately and it's made a bunch of dishes i make better... < { iphucked this post!! }

yes, remember, they have their own lives.

Cop logic in GTA 4: 1. Doesn't care when you carry a rocket launcher in public. Opens fire when you bump into them. 2. Hears a gun fired somewhere in the city. Knows the exact person who did it even if they don't have a gun out. 3. He has run over 36 pedestrians and shot 3 officers, lets take him down. Oh wait, he's on his cellphone. 4. I don't see the suspect anymore, call off the search. 5. "Stop! We just want to help you". Shoots to kill 6. Our entire department is no match for this one man, better call the national guard. 7. Oh he's going to sleep leave him be 8. I know you just shot four people, stole fire cars in a row and just ran over 36 pedestrians but I'm going to let you off this time. 9. Don't worry Ma'am we'll catch your husbands serial killer, unless he gets his car painted. 10. Whoa there buddy, are you walking around downtown with a hand grenade? Carry on. 11. Whoa did you just see that guy driving 100mph through a red light. No 12. Guys he went into his apartment, acquitted of all charges 13. That guy is destroying vehicles with a tank! Better chase him down on foot and shoot with our pistols. They really need to be improved, I think they should add K9s and the ability to struggle with a cop like in sleeping dogs but rather than have you cuff the cop, say maybe the cop cuffs you but wriggle out of his grip and run off with a pair of handcuffs on and when you lose your wanted level or you find something sharp you can take them off, just an idea :3