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See also; almost raped.

How can you almost be attacked by a bear? You either are, or you aren't.

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Ah. But what do we do from there? Grapple it with our wrist-mounted hook and climb aboard?

/me giggles

Hang on, hasn't everyone been ripping Dup off and not giving him credit? Why change a successful formula? I would like to see Dup put a massive 30m2 "Dupzor" watermark over his next map and see THAT go viral.

This is what I get:

Seems like the right thread for this... I noticed some billboards in Franklin's trailer and I'm not sure if they were already discussed. The one on the left is obviously an iFruit device, and the one on the right looks like a movie ad... does that say "Sequel II"? Seems like R*'s brand of humor...

http://www.rockstarg...collectors.html Special Edition Includes: Full retail copy of Grand Theft Auto V Collectible SteelBook with Exclusive Artwork This special SteelBook features double-sided, never-before-seen artwork of Michael, Trevor and Franklin. Custom color and metallic treatments bring out the detail of the artwork created exclusively for this SteelBook. Blueprint Map This exclusive, additional 21.5” x 26.75” map displays a blueprint view of Los Santos and Blaine County. Cryptic markings indicate locations for fast cash and other points of interest for the up-and-coming entrepreneur. Special Ability Boost Michael, Franklin and Trevor each have a unique special ability. With this boost, the special ability bar will generate 25% faster. Stunt Plane Trials Single player Stunt Plane Trials let you take on additional aerial challenges spread throughout Los Santos and Blaine County. Bonus Outfits, Tattoos and More Michael, Franklin and Trevor get bonus outfits in their wardrobes, character specific tattoos at tattoo parlors, and special deals from shopkeepers across Los Santos and Blaine County. Additional Weapons When visiting Ammunation stores in single player, merchants will have special weapons in their inventory available for free: the Pistol .50, Bullpup Shotgun and melee Hammer. Collectors Edition Includes everything above and : Grand Theft Auto V Security Deposit Bag with Logo Key Inspired by the heists in Grand Theft Auto V, this custom 10.75” x 8.5” money bag features a pop-up style lock and laser cut logo key to secure important items. The reverse side features a pressed Rockstar Games logo on the security mount with a framed ID window. Grand Theft Auto V New Era 9FIFTY™ Snapback Cap This exclusive New Era 9FIFTY™ cap features an embroidered Los Santos logo on the front, a stitched, black Rockstar Games logo on the wearer’s left side, a Grand Theft Auto ‘V’ logo applique on the opposite side, and snapback closure for an adjustable fit. Custom Characters for Grand Theft Auto Online Get classic Grand Theft Auto characters to use within the Grand Theft Auto Online Character Creation System. Unique Vehicles and Garage Property Players will instantly receive a garage to store custom vehicles. In single player, the garage will be stocked with the 1930’s style Hotknife hotrod and the CarbonRS sports bike. In Grand Theft Auto Online, players will get the high-end Khamelion electric car.

Meh. My first hooker looked kinda like this...

So what do you reckon?

Thanks for that suggestion on the USA special by the way. "I now truly believe that in certain parts of the US, people have begun to mate with vegetables."

LMFAO. Ur kidding right? YES YES YES FUCK YES

i want a remake of DMA's classic, "body harvest"...

Maybe, I haven't seen much of it yet to be honest, not been to interested. I'll definitely check out some gameplay when it releases. Edit: Actually yes, probably.

http://www.igta5.com/fan-art-the-gta-5-hud If I left out anyone's screenshot let me know. I'll add it whenever I wake up. If anyone decides to make their own after this I can add those too.

Up.

I had flashbacks from GTA IV of a drunk Niko wailing "YYYELLLOOOW CAR!!!" at passing taxis. That fucking cracked me up.

This got me thinking... It would be nifty if there were some kind of editor in the Social Club where you could create customized graphics (similar to Crew Emblems) that would sync to your console and be available to stick on your car. Share your designs with friends, create your own little car club if you're into that sort of thing...

You know how Red Dead Redemption came out with a second version with zombies? Imagine a gta second version, where all the pedestrians are zombies running around and we would have all the guns to kill them with, run them down with cars or fight them with our hands, shoot them with planes and helicopters!!! How amazing would that be?

Maybe they're using the green colour as a bog standard default finish? I'm kinda hoping we'll be able to put different finishes on our weapons, such as Nickle, Chrome, RealTree, etc.

I have no idea why, but that "God damn" line made me laugh really hard.

I love how there's no mention of igta on the Special Thanks list. Everything and anything worth ripping off came from here

...this out!

Tried stopping but I enjoy making these too much, call this one Cruising

He recognized Fergie, but this country song was a mystery to him. Confirmed retard.

They fucked up the map for me. Now whenever I look at the finished map ill think " hmm that stared out as a retarded child's headscan

I think that they used o give the map away for free... Now they are charging for it... Preorder to fly the blimp, com' on ea-star....

Someone put this together on gta forums

Five guys makes the best burgers

Yeah that's what I'm after. I don't mind if it's set in the US again, but I'd like more rural areas. A San Andreas based game on PS3/360 hardware would be ideal for me. I also want all of the features that GTA4 missed out on. Just stupid stuff like being able to hook up a trailer to trucks and drive around killing people when it jacknifes. Planes, helicopters, bicycles, jetski's, tanks... Destructible environments. Way more side missions and random stuff, a bit like the random people who come up to you on Red Dead Redemption. I could go on...