After further analysis, I have a theory, shown by a sequence of pictures, of how Michael's story will play out.
Basically, Michael gets fed up and kills his whole family.
Oh, I just assumed you'd fallen over in a drunken stupor yet somehow managed to defy the laws of gravity and keep your pint from spilling in the process... Hence the face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3pmwrtlDaY
salma heyek dance
vampires out of no where.
and the best sales pitch ever.
10/10
this movie is ridiculous lol