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Thanks for clarifying. Where would we be without you. Moving on from the potty talk... Something occurred to me over the past couple of weeks playing GTA IV and San Andreas - I find myself manipulating the camera with the right analog stick a lot. It's gotten to a point where I don't even realize I'm doing it, but once I started paying attention it seemed absurd. A good example is coming up over the top of a hill while driving in IV. The "chase" camera has a bad tendency to stay low, so I'm stuck staring at my back bumper and can't see the oncoming cop car I'm about to smash into. In V, I'd like to see either A.) a more intelligent chase camera that can anticipate and automatically adjust to a more useful angle, or at least B.) the ability to customize the chase camera and lock it in at a higher angle so I don't have to constantly fiddle with the right stick. The most we've ever gotten is the ability to adjust the distance from the vehicle, but that doesn't quite cut it. Anyone with me on this?

Gonna definitely use Franklin for when im feeling gangsta and want to do some drive bys or commit grand theft, Michael for the everyday shit , and trevor when i want to go around like a madman kidnapping people and popping them in my trunk

I don't like the look of them either. Especially when people wear them with socks.

Go ahead, man, you don't have to hold it. We'll all wait here.

Cunts, cunts all of you. It's an online app. Google "flip text", Ace. Now, safehouses, quickly. Before a mod comes in here.

He tries to get out and they just keep pulling him back in

lol ... so this is rolling around SDCC...

Franklin is trying to quit that shit, it's not really role playing if you oppose his aims. I don't really care if his character is opposed to the idea. It will still be fun doing Drive-By's and going into Ballas Territory to waste a few dozen of them... If I role-played the way his character would really act ( getting out of the Gangsta Lifestyle ), it would be boring as fuck. I mean what is he going to do, stay home and save money, maybe invest in a little stock and real estate. I already do that shit in real life. I play games to do things I can't/ or wouldn't do in real life. I want to have fun playing GTA V, not follow some bullshit rule about Franklin wanting to get out of his old lifestyle... I agree with you 100% and besides, Franklin has that gangsta feel and look already so it would be boring as hell living in the hood with a rottweiler and all and go around Los Santos being a nice guy. As for me, I'll have chop by my side 24/7 and kill every single balla I run into. Just imagine how cool its gonna be having chop in the passenger seat while we do a drive-by in ballas territory or having chop attack some ballas gang members. Another thing, I hope its possible to recruit grove street gang members like in GTA SA.

I liked the fucking joke.

Woot Woot make love to the hairy man

Old ladies need some love too, Gunny. Even if it comes in the form of random, unsolicited encounters with Yeti-men.

all you guys infatuation with soft body physics gta iv already had this if i modelled a square plate with 2 verticals and crashed it into a wall it would compress as it should instead of fold together like the only movement a square consisting of 2 triagles only could have done if it had hard body physics though i agree the cars where to tough but bta IV has soft body physics ... ( just hope they improved it now ).

Same, I'm going to try and Role-Play the characters as much as I can. With Franklin I'll be Gangbangin' in the Hood supporting my Set ( Grove Street For Life!!! ), and doing Drive By's on Ballas. I'll use Trevor for Murder Sprees and general Mayhem, exploring the wasteland areas of Blaine County and ambushing Bikers. And with Michael I'll be exploring the finer things in Los Santos, taking my speedboat or jet ski out for a spin on the water, watching TV and Movies on his big screen TV, and laying the smack down in Golf and on the Tennis Court...

What is it with you and sexually assaulting Old Ladies?

My guess is that they will have us begin as Michael. Then after a mission or so we will do the mission where they show Franklin asking Michael were he can find the car he is repoing. Then after that we switch to him and they may have us repo a car by where Trevor might live, and have us switch over to him. These are just some if my opinions on how it may start.

Hells yeah man. Peter Brett has read it and says it's epic, I like Peter Brett, so I can't fucking wait.

Yes, we can run around in a yeti suit sexually harassing old ladies.

I don't see why not though. A horse is a horse, a coyote is a coyote. I personally wouldn't care if they were ported over from RDR if it gave the dev team more time to work on other things.

This is false advertising. I see no German cock in here.

You got me wondering if there will be an animal control agency in LS... and if so I sure hope there are non-lethal weapons such as nets and tranq darts.

Crocodiles in North America? Sure maybe if there was a Zoo, or a pet store where you can buy exotic pets. But otherwise I doubt that we'll see Australian/ Asian or African Crocodiles... North America does have its own Crocodiles but they are mostly in southern Florida and parts of Mexico. Alligators are all over the American south and Louisiana is practically infested with them. So no you wouldn't see those in cali unless it were in a zoo. Oh god, that just reminded me of those little electronic pet devices everyone used to carry around when I was in Jr Hi. you had to feed and take care of this pet or it would die. I hope we dont have to like feed the dog or something, that would get annoying. I kind of assumed that if you were not careful and left Chop behind then you would have to go pick him up at the pound. If he got hurt it would work the same as the other characters, you would just have to go pick him up at the vet. I hope we don't have to keep going through dogs because they keep getting killed off.

Da fuq did I just read?

Mainly I'm looking forward to taking chop to the park and siccing him on people doing yoga or playing Frisbee

I'm sure I read that there was no dating in this game but imagine taking Chop to the park to find him a date. Some poor dog owner screams in horror as Chop goes to town.

I'll have to Google some tutorials. I'd like to experiment with using Inkscape to recreate the actual map, come September. Or you can join forces, and create an official iGTA5 - Points of Interest, Stunt Jump, Hidden Pickups/Packages map...?

I forgot to take pics of my generic courier. Despite him being generic (he told House he was done and hasn't picked a side yet), he has the most rich imaginary backstory. I'd elaborate, but no one gives a shit or knows Fallout lore that well. My tribal proudly rocks the legion armor, but I've decided the non-tribal is only in it for the killing. The tribal is cold and calculating, and the non-tribal is a sociopath who just wants to fuck shit up. I've already gotten him addicted to jet and psycho.

Chocolate jesus, good choice.

Working on acquiring an armor set for my ghoul sniper, but pics of my generic courier within the hour. Here's my non-tribal Legion character. I can't remember if I resized this or not, but I'm certain I don't give a fuck. It was early in the game and the NCR wasn't hostile to me yet.

If you can't stand a little bit of un-offensive, victimless ethnic humor, then do yourself a favor and withdraw from the Internet.

Fluid, indeed. I was blown away when I saw the bolt in Franklin's rifle draw back to chamber a round. The way it smoothly coincided with him pulling the charging handle was incredible.

Michael uses alcohol to cope with his cunt wife and daughter.

Make the wife happy before starting up, smart man! I will be sucking up to my wife for a few weeks prior to the game because I know I will be terrible husband for a few week after. since I am buying the CE, I'm gonna take her shopping for clothes a couple days before it comes out so she cant hold that against me in the future haha

Make the wife happy before starting up, smart man! I will be sucking up to my wife for a few weeks prior to the game because I know I will be terrible husband for a few week after.

Maybe Trevor and Michael have white safehouses and Franklin has a black one.

Now I'm fucking stoked for a wacky wavy arm flailing tube man.

i think this is the best damned idea ever

Free mode is going to be all about jumping out of a jet and landing on that blimp!