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You don't need a Marina to buy a boat you retards, Michael has a pool.

Well, there's me, and there's that guy, so that makes two. There is no evidence to support a larger number.

This is all my little fantasy After saving the life of a crooked politicians daughter, you are accepted into one of the most prestigious Ivy League schools in the US. Now, the argument can be made that you caused the life threatening circumstances that nearly killed this girl, but that doesn't matter since she was drunk and her daddy's Skull and Bones connections have given you access the richest trust fund babies in the world. Will you be friend them, bend them to your will, or flatten them where they stand? Classes will surely come up again, but this time I want to pick a major. A major would create a focused skill set for the character, such as majoring in law would make you a more effective speaker, majoring in medicine would make you a more effective fighter, majoring in chemistry drug maker/dealer. As you pass various classes skills increase. Don't want to do the work, bully or pay someone to do it for you. Since you're at college with future white collar criminals, set up scams to blackmail professors and fellow students. Throwing a party would be a good way to lower inhibitions so you can take some incriminating photos. Buy off local townies to control the drug trade. Write the perfect essay to bang your Feminist Studies teacher. Get on it Rockstar. I'll give you my money.

Only in looks..

No, it didn't. Correct. That game didn't have humour at all. Okay..... Did you even listen to the radio stations, or read the billboards?

I'm American, but let me congratulate our Australian mates for getting the game uncut. I know if I were forced to buy a censored version, I'd lose my mind. Also, we're all here for one reason -- we fucking love these games. There's been too much arguing going on lately. Let's just hug it out and continue our fapping. http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Now-Kith.jpg

you all know who he is... well anyways, he launched his personal website today and with it, this exclusive GTAV piece... http://patrickbrownart.com/

I was wondering about your thoughts on the weather and setting aspects to the game. do you think weather should affect just visuals in the game like the caractor getting soaked when its raining or sweating when its hot, or do you think it should cross over into gameplay, like if it is windy it can affect your driving in open areas, or other things. Just give me your thoughts below and please STAY ON TOPIC.

I applaud you for all that typing you did.. which i did not feel like reading, but here's a like.

If it's locked just break the window with your elbow or foot like in GTA4.

Sign me up. I'm at [email protected]. (I'm not kidding, that's my actual address. One of them, at least. I picked something I knew wouldn't be taken. )

Hopefully there is a Real Estate Business that you can buy. And to increase your daily income from the business you have to do missions where you evict squatters from the properties in the Hood areas of Los Santos. The squatters in these run-down Projects are usually armed to the teeth with AK47's, Mac 10's and have explosives and other automatic weapons ( these guys are usually Drug Dealers and/or Gang Bangers ). So after you have cleaned out the House/Building of it's pest infestation, you have the option to leave it the way it is ( Dilapidated and Run-Down ), or you can renovate the property to boost the price of other properties in the area and increase the amount of rental income you receive from it. ( I was going to put a scene from "The Sopranos" where Tony pays a Black Community Leader to pay some local gangbangers to evict some crackheads/ and I couldn't find it /........... but if you know what I'm talking about you should understand ). Maybe you could also take over Businesses from Criminal Organisations ( like Drug Cartels, the Russian/ Italian Mafia or Triads ) which act as fronts for Illegal Rackets ( like Drug Manufacturing & Distribution/ Prostitution/ Gambling/ Protection etc ). These missions are much more dangerous due to the enemies having better equipment ( like Body Armour/ and Better Weapons ), and being generally smarter and more organised than street level gangsters. But once these businesses are taken you can then start investing money into making the rackets more efficient, and increase their protection ( by hiring armed guards/ installing surveillance/ and adding walls with razor wire to better secure the Rackets compound ), this then helps defend against rival gangs trying to take it over. Also each of the rackets has a different type of mission involved with helping increase it's daily income. For the Drug one you have to escort your shipments into Los Santos ( by plane/ and then by van or car ), evading rival gangs and/or the police. Other missions for the Drug Racket involve taking out rival operations, stealing rivals drug shipments ( and eliminating it's escort ). For the Prostitution Racket you have missions involving eliminating rival Pimps, and recruiting strippers/ other prostitutes to your racket ( by a coercion/ charm mini-game..... or you could just knock them out and kidnap them ). The Gambling Racket involves taking down rival establishments, and match fixing local Football/ Baseball games ( for instance breaking a star quarter back's legs to influence the outcome of a match ). Lastly the Protection Racket would involve strong arming local business owners into paying you money ( by beating them/ smashing up their store ), and taking down rival rackets through Assassinations of their leaders or elimination of most of the soldiers and captains within their organisation.

"Interactive sexual assault (without context)..."

You don't get to be sarcastic, rook'. Need a few more notches in your belt for that shit.

Regarding censorship in Aus, they've always flip-flopped with certain issues throughout the years, but I always knew that V would be fine due to the fact that our system (believe it or not) is becoming more lenient. Interactive sexual assault (without context) and the ability to take morphine for power-ups (general interactive, consequence free drug-use) are still not allowed, as I'm sure you've noticed, but most other things are peachy keen. Back when IV was about to be released, the game was edited for violence and sex scenes (pooling blood and tire tracks, bouncy bouncy fun with fat hookers ect.) but keep in mind that they replaced the visual in-car sex scene with a more traditional GTA close up on the trunk (something that was actually CUT OUT of the PS2 versions in earlier titles). A few short months after IV's release, the Classification Board changed their mind on the issue, and Rockstar released an update that restored all of the removed content. Episodes From Liberty City and the PC release of IV were all UNCUT by release. So essentially, we've had uncut versions of the games since late 2008, contrary to popular belief. Since then, all of our Rockstar releases have gone unscathed. Now, with the shiny new R18+ rating, games can be a little more extreme and still be released.

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What does all this shit have to do with the M rating?

No, it didn't. Correct. That game didn't have humour at all. Okay..... Did you even listen to the radio stations, or read the billboards? Yeah, the radio and shit was brilliant as ever. We're talking about the story. Please show me where anyone mentioned "story" in the posts above.

Me and Kuzi as getaway drivers, bOnEs & Godfather as gunman, gtagrl as intel, Jizzin & Brian as scouts/snipers... GTAO sorted!

Fuck financial wisdom. *parks helicopter on front lawn*

I would say that the only "shithead" around here is you, Im under age but, seriously that was ignorant... By the way i will bring my mom and its cool i dont have to pay for it. I would go more in details with you but I would be lowering myself to your level. And its cool to bring my mom, she sont mind what game is it, or why its rated Mature HP You pretty much proved his point. Perhaps 'shithead' was a bit harsh but you just fit the stereotype of what he is talking about. Your mom comes and pays for the game...when you're older you won't wear that as a badge of honor. The fact that your mom doesn't care what a game is, or its rating shows exactly what is wrong with parents these days. Its moms like that who have the children that commit acts of violence and then blame it on video games when they should have been monitoring what their child was playing.

Nudity....more congressman genitals I hope. Er I mean....tits! Lots of vag!

It's been classified R18+ in Australia, and it's the first GTA game after "Episodes from Liberty City" to be released completely uncut! This is indeed a golden day for Australian gaming! http://www.classification.gov.au/Pages/View.aspx?sid=1rhDjetqedVcsbMwMH44Tw%253d%253d&ncdctx=wXwKsbqwm9qCK6ISJRjp97m0b9WqnKLWCVZJd2%252fPcMbpxBsSO9jlBq6HO1GfvnkN

I fapped to RDR, but not to the nudity. oh yeah!!

*waits for it to be banned in australia

No, it didn't.

Problem solved http://imageshack.us/a/img96/8779/kv9v.jpg

@DiO - duh, because i don't have a capable machine... all i got is a dying laptop... @viceman - you gotta play an unnarmed/melee character at least once... they're a lot more fun because there's a lot more weapon choices comapared to fallout 3... my evil chick delilah uses the ballistic fists as much as she uses the holorifle...it's satisfying ... @gunsmith - my chick is a strong independent black women too, but has a weakness for gambling... she's gonna be a stealthy assassin, when exploring the mojave, but that's a ways away... she's gonna spend a lot of hours early on in the strip... ---- here's a couple more images from Jasmine's journey...

After combing through warehouse areas on Bing Maps for an hour, I have found the mill seen during the Securicar heist: California Milling Corp / Cereal Food Processors Inc., Central-Alameda, Los Angeles Kind of hard to see from streetview on Google but it's definitely the influence. There's even Alameda St. running along the farside which has freight train tracks. That also fits with the building's location in GTA V and the map:

Sorry guys, most of mine were too blury to show. Would have been better if my room was lit. Here's a couple though of the best i have... That middle one was where i landed after paragliding.

kinda reminiscent of the pub shot we took months ago ... someone got blasted out into the street...

I figured I hadn't displayed a proper enough picture. So I'm out doing all you bitches. tl;dr fuck the sun.

Falling, cracking their skull open on the pavement, killing themselves instantly, leaving money strewn all over the ground ... Sounds good to me...

Thank you for the suggestion. We'll begin development of a watergun plus volatile chemical ammunition ASAP. Yours truly, GunSmith, weapons dev director, Rockstar North

i think fog should be fog and actually give you like a 20m visual range instead of like in GTA 4 where the fog meant the colour of the sky changed and every so often you'd get a big mass of gray across the screen. flooding... i think that should be localized to like the country areas and not the downtown or heavily built up areas. unless it is a flood of like 2-4 inches and you had to control your speed or the electrics would cut out and the car would stop (like in real life). but even then, i think it should only happen once you have completed the game or aren't doing any missions for a while and it should only last a few in-game hours at most

There were some puddles that "not-CJ" was running through in the trailer, might be cool if streets could get flooded during storms. Could also get annoying, but they could probably make it happen infrequent enough since it doesn't rain often in SoCal