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Task two: Everyone who likes this post before 7pm est tomorrow receives two points Task 86 First person to pm the word "snit badoop scoopy poop" gets 5900 pts

That's definitely grapeseed. Yankton i think is the little down directly north of the Alamo sea, North Yankton could sprawl down from the mountain maybe?. Here's a map me and Fitty have been working on together. TreeFitty created LS and the roads, i made Blaine County and the North: Still a lot of roads to add, but i'm looking through all the screenshots and screencap and working them out atm.

Modern music people listen to is absolute shit. There hasn't been a good song since 1998.

Dear anybody who thinks just the size matters: Play Just Cause 2, your outlook will be different.

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Wow, that's a really shitty lineup.

Showing your age there mate

I demand johnny cash.

It would be very un-GTA to get a wanted level for commiting the game's namesake crime several days after the fact. If I steal a car and evade any police attention, thats the end of it. I shouldn't have to worry about whether or not I'm going to have cops on my ass every time I take my car out of the garage.

No, you're just a proud american. I win.

Every time you stifle a sneeze, the force of the sneeze cannot simply disappear from existence. It must manifest elsewhere, often causing a small creature to explode or a chef’s hat to fly off into the air. La toque blanche. The chef’s hat. Why is it shaped like a mushroom cloud? Because they both sure can cook. And why is a mushroom cloud shaped like a mushroom? Not many people know this, but out in the forest, right where every mushroom grows, there used to be a tiny Japanese city, so tiny that even David the Gnome could commit accidental genocide just by taking a poop without looking. Ironically, Gnome Poop is highly sought after in Japan, because of its mystical properties and because it tastes good on sushi, for people who can’t handle wasabi. Here in America, Gnome Poop’s mystique is somewhat overshadowed by that of Unicorn Seed! the hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film “Muscular Hooker 2”, Will Smith’s character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith’s mind explodes, and the movie ends. For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge’s own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp. If this were to happen, his will states that the entire McDuck fortune will go to his grandnephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and that his nephew Donald will get zilch, because nobody understands what the Christ he is saying anyway so who cares. As for Scrooge McDuck’s body, it will be jerked and eaten, as per Scottish tradition. Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy’s coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Now, you might think that eternal childhood wouldn’t be such a bad thing, Never-Never-Land and all that jazz. But no! Once your parents are dead, there’s nothing to stop you from eating nothing but sweets, as children are wont to do. And when your baby teeth have rotted away, there will be no adult teeth to take their place. Toothless, stupid, and unkissed by the spirits of puberty, you will be banished from Scotland to the only place in this world where an awkward man-child such as yourself can ever hope to be accepted— Ireland. You will live as a leprechaun. You will don a false beard and a green bowler and stand on the streets jabbering about a nonexistent pot of gold. When darkness falls, you will sleep in an alley on a bed of night soil, clutching a potato, which will be your surrogate mother. If you are found by leprechaun poachers, your only hope for escape is to mesmerize them with a sprightly leprechaun jig, and then stab their eyes out with your leprechaun stiletto. Then you must run away— to find another Irish hamlet, and the cycle will repeat forever until one of three things happens: 1. The poachers get too smart for you. 2. You starve to death. 3. The stifled sneeze of a distant someone causes you to explode and die.

Blaine County is the overall name for the non-Los Santos portion of the map

What San Fierro could potentially look like in GTA Online ~ Not my pics...

I'll play. . . for a while.

That thing makes toast? Sold.

You're awesome for doing this, Qd. May the force bless you with many anus.

I don't think that can be off any topic. all conversations are just a breath away from Bacon.

I would be closer to the '70s. But please, what is the track? I honestly can't remember any individual tracks being good in 2006. I would say 2006 was the beginning of the end for me, and afterwards there was no variation to the songs ( they all sounded shit too me ). They were all love songs from some dumb bitch or a bitch sounding proud american with no originality or talent. If I was talking mainstream music and not rap I would say ~ What happened to songs like "Hey Ya/ Ms Jackson from Outkast", or "In The End from Linken Park", or "Smells Like Teen Spirit from Nirvana", or "Californication/ Otherside from Red Hot Chilli Peppers", or "Freak on a Leash from KoRn", or "Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes", or "Breath/ Firestarter from The Prodigy", or "Wake Up/ Killing in The Name Of from Rage Against The Machine", or "Intergalactic from Beastie Boys", or anything from Daft Punk, Queen, ACDC, Metallica, Fatboy Slim, or basically anything from the 90's and before. And that's not even including all the great music from before the early 2000's/ late 90's. Or even Mainstream Rap like "Lose Yourself by Eminem", or "Still Dre from Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg", or "Breath by Fabolous", or "Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio", or "Shook Ones Pt. 2 from Mobb Deep", or "New York State of Mind from NAS", or "Insane in The Brain/ Rap Superstar from Cypress Hill", or "The Format from AZ", or "Ruff Ryders/ Slippin from DMX" or anything from Wu Tang Clan, Tupac, Biggie, Snoop Dogg, Nas, Bone Thugz, Cypress Hill, Eminem, DMX, Gangstarr, Army of The Pharaohs, Jedi Mind Tricks, Common, Mos Def, Dr Dre, Easy E, Big L, Big Pun, Immortal Technique, Zion I, Dilated Peoples, The Game, D12, AZ, Mobb Deep, Ice Cube, Dead Prez, Royce Da 5'9', Termanology, Goretex, Non Phixion, and Old 50 Cent stuff and Jay Z only for his single "Hard Nock Life" ( the rest is shit/ he's really overrated ). Shit man. I was just keen to know what that track was. Most of these are well before '06 but I guess you're just giving me a good slice of your taste. Myself. I think music died a while ago. My favourites are hendrix, led Zeppelin, pink floyd, the Beatles. More recently stone temple pilots the eels foo fighters (to a degree) did I mention queen? Coz they're fucking awesome

I agree, but I would say that the year is different. I for one haven't heard a good mainstream song since 2006...

i remember that from the interview with the big boss. apparently once your friends/crew get a wanted level, it then becomes an option to view on the news channel. here's a quote from cvg's interview with Leslie, the big boss man...... " How is Weazel News going to work online? You showed news feeds of fellow players escaping from the cops - are we going to have the ability to share them? You don't share them. All you can do at the moment is watch the feeds when people have Wanted levels, from your apartment. It doesn't get fed out anywhere else. It'll just pick the people who are currently on Wanted levels? It'll pick your friends, Crew members, if they've got Wanted levels, yeah." the link: http://www.computerandvideogames.com/423020/gta-v-interview-rockstar-north-president-leslie-benzies-on-gta-online/

Yeah, nose-mounted cameras on Police Helicopters was confirmed in some of the Articles that followed the GTA Online Video ( with the footage of police chases being shown on TV ). Here's an excerpt from a Gamespot article ~ "Say you're hanging out in your high-rise apartment enjoying the view down below. You spot a flurry of red and blue lights in the distance and decide to see what's going on. So you switch on your TV, tune into the news, and suddenly you're watching your friend fleeing from the police in real-time thanks to the news helicopter flying directly above him". Link ~ http://uk.gamespot.c...6412714/?page=2 It also mentions CCTV for your apartment in the same paragraph as well. And we've also seen CCTV mentioned on the Heist Planning Boards in the Gameplay Video ( as seen below ). As for anywhere else in the world I don't know. Excerpt ~ "Beyond little touches like this, you can use your apartment for more practical uses, as well--like getting your friends together to go over the details of a heist in your planning room or keeping a watchful eye on your 10-car garage using a closed-circuit security camera feed".

GTAO takes place before GTA V, so obviously you can't bring your money over to single player. Even if you could, who would have it? The money only belongs to your multiplayer avatar and not the 3 protags.

See, Lapolop is not Arabian. You should have seen that coming a mile off. If he was Filipino however...

Is that so he can beat his own nips in the next FML?

So going back to the vehicles - are you almost more encouraged to buy them than to steal them? You can buy cars, just like you can (in the real world). Or you can steal them if the mod shops are prepared to dabble with them. If they are, you can spray them and change the plates. If they're not prepared to do that, when the cops spot you in a stolen car, you'll get a Wanted level. Is that why you'd want to employ the $50-a-day man to mod your stolen cars? He won't deal with stolen cars. All he does is repair busted-up vehicles, and deliver your car. So, if you're out in the countryside without transport, you can give him a phone and he'll come out and drop the car off for you The above is from the Leslie Benzies interview on GTA Online in CVG - that's where he got the idea. But as the interview was about GTA Online, I don't know if it carries over to GTAV...

I liked and then unliked your post because I don't really like your post so technically I still get the 2 points.

What is unique in a place like this?

But I don't like that post. Mostly because it's not about me getting money.

I know next to nothing of this sport, but I do know enough to recognize a dedicated fan.

That's on San Chansi/Chanski (North East corner of the map) looking south towards Cape Catfish, and the small stream into the Alamo. In the far right you see those tall silos and farm lands which are in or just beside Grapeseed. And those mountains roll into the Tataviam mountians.

The same as in all the rest of the GTA's since Vice City. You walk up to the door and you'll either see an arrow or a corona, and it'll warp you to an interior. Even GTA IV had these with some safehouses.

and we also forgot the interiors, and probably we are gonna have a lot of interiors...

What I want from police in V: -The same base system for escaping a wanted level as IV, with the circle that you have to evade. -You are only arrested on 1 star. 2 stars will give police ability to kill, but will still attempt to arrest you unless you resist. 3 stars and above is kill first, with the motivation to kill rising as the wanted level does. -After receiving a 1-2 star wanted level, you can evade it with no further consequences. -A 3 star wanted level means you have a bounty out on you for 24 hours if you evade the police. -A 4 star wanted level results in a 48 hour bounty if you escape the wanted level. -A 5 star wanted level results in a 72 hour bounty if you evade the law enforcement. -With a bounty, your original wanted level will be restored in full if caught committing any crime or seen by police in the same car you were caught in unless the plates were changed. Bounty rules never change, but length of bounty does. Any bounty is removed after being arrested or killed. Every crime you commit with a bounty plus the price for the original crime (price changes with the crime severity) is what you pay to bribe the police, and bribing is added on top of healthcare when killed with a wanted level or with a bounty. The bounty time is restored when receiving a wanted level with a bounty. -There needs to be a living witness to get a wanted level, and that witness has to call 911. Not all witnesses will call the police. Other details for each wanted level: -1 star- Police cars only. For pointing guns at citizens and traffic violations -2 star- Police cars only. For murder of citizens, stealing cars, pointing guns at law enforcement, blowing up vehicles, store and vehicle robberies. -3 star- Police cars, vans and helicopters. Murder of law enforcement, mass destruction, double digit citizen deaths, high end major heists. -4 star- Police cars, vans, helicopters, FBI trucks and cars. Mass murder of citizens, double digit murder of law enforcement. -5 star- 4 star vehicles plus military. Mass murder of police and citizens, general acts of terrorism.

It's not the size of the map it's the way you use it............... it's the quality of the map, and the subtle visual features that really make the world immersive.

I was going to disagree with you Gunny and say that the talent level of the Browns says different and they could win 8 games, but then I remembered: It is Cleveland, an every Cleveland team will always lose.

There will be more than empty space. They even said that e erh inch of the map was carefully structured by multiple artists to ensure nothing looks boing or empty. So expect a couple of small towns/villages. I'll update the map soon with new locations we found on the website.

hope that passive mode does not protect from car crashes so people have to find creative ways to kill you drive a car into you ( or if not possible drive a car to you jump out while driving and let the car hit you ).

I think the spacecraft parts will turn out to be airplane pieces or other random scrap. Like some crazy conspiracy theorist wants you to collect all these parts cuz itz a UFO dood, you collect them, then someone that knows what they are looking at says "it's garbage parts from a cropduster" or something like that. edit: OR the spaceship is a decoration or similar. Like someone wants to attract customers to a business so they send you out to find certain parts to build a fake spaceship with. "Go to the plumbing store and get ____ then go to the LS Customs shop for some scrap metal..." And I think the Kifflom one is among the many choices we have. As long as you do the certain mission you get the achievement/trophy. What choice you make during the mission does not matter.

God I hope your joking, both of you...

I hope we can ride in limos this time around ... Once you have the big house cars and ect might be nice to show up in style and start shooting up the place

I can't help but be reminded of the tiger in the Scarface game.

I find it funny when foreign cab drivers are listening to international music on their favourite music station like in GTA Liberty City Stories and in GTA IV. It also feels good to ask the taxi driver to switch to a better station. I also like the cab drivers talking about their stupid lives while driving me to a bar. I also like balsting the cab driver in the head with a 12 guage shot gun. And getting a free ride too. Independence FM always made fun of my cool songs. Who doesn't listen to Celine Dion and James Taylor? I listen to Celine Dion whenever I'm in a high speed chase from the law and being tha realist muthphaka you ever saw. I hope the next Independence FM DJ will be a girl. Sorry, I'm rambling. I'm a lil high while typing this.

This should go here i think, a good graphics comparison.

i would love to see that in gta v but i doubt it

I want

*Dislike*

Help me understand how that would be cool...

I hope the beaters return.

I want muslim peds and the satchel charges back. Terrorist fun.

While the idea does indeed sound awesome, I doubt it'll ever happen. Even if there's a slight chance that we do they won't be the old renditions of the cities, they'll be completely new cities. But even this I see as highly unlikely, it's not R*s style.