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Besides, who wants to have the shit beat out of them by cops on the freeway while playing as Franklin?

I read Chris Brown and stopped

Wow, that's a really shitty lineup.

I did. I own a house in Karratha that is worth more than gold. I don't want to go back to that shit though. I will sell it soon and it will pay for both of my kids educations. or I'll blow it on Cocaine and Hookers. I haven't decided.

http://i.imgur.com/702isWv.jpg You asked for it

Yeah and 75% of your workers come from the East Coast. Nah bro, there's some choice Kiwis here too bro.

Not everyone has seen the achievements list nor wants to. I've chosen not to and while I agree it's vague, I felt that that little snippet probably belonged in the Achievements thread.

Oh shit.

i saw that too... and i think we can be sure that bentley look alike is a 2 door cognoscenti... take a look at the rear end and i found the super diamond too and a coupe version of the sentinel and i think by the rear end of the vette, we can say it's not a gauntlet we also have an artwork of it in the GTA online cover

i hope they come out with a new type of tank

No, but people still like having things preserved and I can see why that's considered a spoiler, I didn't know it was apart of the game until I read the leaked achievement list. If I didn't read the list I wouldn't want to stumble upon it because some jackass forgot to put spoiler tags in a post.

law enforcement uniforms so when you go on bank hiests put on the uniform and hop in a police crusier with out the cops knowing who you are

I'm just gunna wait to see rockstars version

Task two: Everyone who likes this post before 7pm est tomorrow receives two points Task 86 First person to pm the word "snit badoop scoopy poop" gets 5900 pts

So with the assumption of dogs and multiple rumors that circulated, would you like to see more realistic cops? This includes K-9, battering rams, and being more intelligent over all Sure K-9 would be cool but I don't want a too realistic police AI, and although the cops in GTA 4 were retarded as hell, it was good enough for me

God damn. Chock full of spoilers if you haven't played AC3, but a great watch if you have. Also, because I'm bored, I made more wallpapers, inspired by this video:

Quaker Steak FTW. All you can eat wings

Or just let them chase u on your Sanchez off mt chiliad and deploy parachute and watch as they fall like rag dolls. Then see their burning bodies on the ground as u land and continuously tea bag them.

Hey Q, how about putting a description next to the expired tasks? cuz everyone asks anyway

I'm not getting ACIV until I finish GTAV and ACIII completely.

Yeah I can't really comment when I'm still young and don't have any kids of my own. But I would say Family is definitely more important than making money.

Yeah that's pretty sad that only two locations in WA have Midnight Releases. But you have to remember that you're at the ass-end of the world. And aren't really all that important ...

Wendy's in Australia is a franchise milkshake shop, pretty good too. When I went to the States I spotted Wendy's, knew it was different and thought I'd try. Wished I hadn't.

i think if you shoot a cop in the head from behind when he isn't looking and he dies instantly from the head-shot you shouldn't get a 3 star wanted level from him radioing for help.

True about the whole duffel bags and stuff but what about the money delivery people? They sometimes have to pick up as well an if I remember in one of the trailers you are taking out a armored truck...

Since vehicle customization is looking pretty awesome Has anyone thought about having all these customized vehicles in the game and maybe u have some u don't really drive so u could either sell it through the Internet or to a local dealership. I think it would be cool to be driving down the road and see it.

Put it in a spoiler tag for those who don't want to know man.

Not sure if this has been brought up yet but check out this video, its a 3D rendering of Los Santos and Blaine County with details on skyscrapers, bridges etc. It looks pretty interesting!

I wouldnt give up, some single tasks are going to be worth a hundre points, a whole month to go, chances are the people in to it right now will tire.

I actually enjoy Ruby Tuesday's, just don't understand the name.

Never understood the name "Ruby Tuesdays". Tuesday is the least significant day of the week. Though speaking of pretzel cheeseburgers, the assholes at my local Wendy's gave me a pretzel bun bacon cheeseburger WITHOUT the fucking pretzel bun. Cunts.

I think, ...this is really just an assumption on my part but it makes sense..., when Leslie Benzie was talking about stolen cars he was only talking about GTAO not GTAV. I just don't think they will make car theft in SP that complicated.

^^ exactly what GTA needs---a toaster on wheels

See, Lapolop is not Arabian. You should have seen that coming a mile off. If he was Filipino however...

So going back to the vehicles - are you almost more encouraged to buy them than to steal them? You can buy cars, just like you can (in the real world). Or you can steal them if the mod shops are prepared to dabble with them. If they are, you can spray them and change the plates. If they're not prepared to do that, when the cops spot you in a stolen car, you'll get a Wanted level. Is that why you'd want to employ the $50-a-day man to mod your stolen cars? He won't deal with stolen cars. All he does is repair busted-up vehicles, and deliver your car. So, if you're out in the countryside without transport, you can give him a phone and he'll come out and drop the car off for you The above is from the Leslie Benzies interview on GTA Online in CVG - that's where he got the idea. But as the interview was about GTA Online, I don't know if it carries over to GTAV...

Every time you stifle a sneeze, the force of the sneeze cannot simply disappear from existence. It must manifest elsewhere, often causing a small creature to explode or a chef’s hat to fly off into the air. La toque blanche. The chef’s hat. Why is it shaped like a mushroom cloud? Because they both sure can cook. And why is a mushroom cloud shaped like a mushroom? Not many people know this, but out in the forest, right where every mushroom grows, there used to be a tiny Japanese city, so tiny that even David the Gnome could commit accidental genocide just by taking a poop without looking. Ironically, Gnome Poop is highly sought after in Japan, because of its mystical properties and because it tastes good on sushi, for people who can’t handle wasabi. Here in America, Gnome Poop’s mystique is somewhat overshadowed by that of Unicorn Seed! the hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film “Muscular Hooker 2”, Will Smith’s character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith’s mind explodes, and the movie ends. For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge’s own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp. If this were to happen, his will states that the entire McDuck fortune will go to his grandnephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and that his nephew Donald will get zilch, because nobody understands what the Christ he is saying anyway so who cares. As for Scrooge McDuck’s body, it will be jerked and eaten, as per Scottish tradition. Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy’s coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Now, you might think that eternal childhood wouldn’t be such a bad thing, Never-Never-Land and all that jazz. But no! Once your parents are dead, there’s nothing to stop you from eating nothing but sweets, as children are wont to do. And when your baby teeth have rotted away, there will be no adult teeth to take their place. Toothless, stupid, and unkissed by the spirits of puberty, you will be banished from Scotland to the only place in this world where an awkward man-child such as yourself can ever hope to be accepted— Ireland. You will live as a leprechaun. You will don a false beard and a green bowler and stand on the streets jabbering about a nonexistent pot of gold. When darkness falls, you will sleep in an alley on a bed of night soil, clutching a potato, which will be your surrogate mother. If you are found by leprechaun poachers, your only hope for escape is to mesmerize them with a sprightly leprechaun jig, and then stab their eyes out with your leprechaun stiletto. Then you must run away— to find another Irish hamlet, and the cycle will repeat forever until one of three things happens: 1. The poachers get too smart for you. 2. You starve to death. 3. The stifled sneeze of a distant someone causes you to explode and die.

That's definitely grapeseed. Yankton i think is the little down directly north of the Alamo sea, North Yankton could sprawl down from the mountain maybe?. Here's a map me and Fitty have been working on together. TreeFitty created LS and the roads, i made Blaine County and the North: Still a lot of roads to add, but i'm looking through all the screenshots and screencap and working them out atm.

Right. Well, Rockstar is not run by and does not employ bitches, thus, a school.I'm insulted by the very notion of a school being off-limits solely because there was a shooting at one.

What I want from police in V: -The same base system for escaping a wanted level as IV, with the circle that you have to evade. -You are only arrested on 1 star. 2 stars will give police ability to kill, but will still attempt to arrest you unless you resist. 3 stars and above is kill first, with the motivation to kill rising as the wanted level does. -After receiving a 1-2 star wanted level, you can evade it with no further consequences. -A 3 star wanted level means you have a bounty out on you for 24 hours if you evade the police. -A 4 star wanted level results in a 48 hour bounty if you escape the wanted level. -A 5 star wanted level results in a 72 hour bounty if you evade the law enforcement. -With a bounty, your original wanted level will be restored in full if caught committing any crime or seen by police in the same car you were caught in unless the plates were changed. Bounty rules never change, but length of bounty does. Any bounty is removed after being arrested or killed. Every crime you commit with a bounty plus the price for the original crime (price changes with the crime severity) is what you pay to bribe the police, and bribing is added on top of healthcare when killed with a wanted level or with a bounty. The bounty time is restored when receiving a wanted level with a bounty. -There needs to be a living witness to get a wanted level, and that witness has to call 911. Not all witnesses will call the police. Other details for each wanted level: -1 star- Police cars only. For pointing guns at citizens and traffic violations -2 star- Police cars only. For murder of citizens, stealing cars, pointing guns at law enforcement, blowing up vehicles, store and vehicle robberies. -3 star- Police cars, vans and helicopters. Murder of law enforcement, mass destruction, double digit citizen deaths, high end major heists. -4 star- Police cars, vans, helicopters, FBI trucks and cars. Mass murder of citizens, double digit murder of law enforcement. -5 star- 4 star vehicles plus military. Mass murder of police and citizens, general acts of terrorism.

wow just noticed he is riding and shooting from the door step and not inside the car awesome

Well with all these Cars and being able to customize them, I think GTA5 just replaced every other game.

Holy shit... I WINNNNN I'm not entirely sure where that offroad screenshot is but I'm thinking the northwestern area where there are some thick woods between the northern river and Paleto.

low lighting should then also disable the minimap ( Where in gods name am i now and where the hell is my minimap guess ill just walk around and see where i end up just to be attacked by a random animal that you hear comming through the leaves etc WTF was that OMG....... Hospital..

They're also for heads of state.

I thought of a dark-colored-crazy-monster( not a honky)

i seriously think cops should be more realistic because in gta 4 i pulled over to see what would happen and sometimes they wouldnt get out of the car they would just ram me

K9's, tasers, riot gear, tyre punctures, truncheons/knight sticks, CS gas They should actually try and engage in some sort of combat, it would be brilliant if when they are in groups they try to hold you down while they arrest, it would be like an episode of cops xD

dude, no way would i want realistic cops... maybe a little smarter, and i would like your sneak ability to play more of a role, like hiding behind dumpsters or driving past one in a different car unnoticed... but more realistic cops?? think about it, how many people get away from the police in real life?? yea, talk about struggling to get away from a simple grand theft auto...

Depends where the force is used. I mean, I don't want to get shot to death for resisting arrest.