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Never flipped through an issue of National Geographic? People are naked all over the world, even when not fucking.

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i'm trying to get max participants... we can do TLAD next time but the last time we tried, there was only 5 i think... and come on otiz, the deathmatch is for fun, who cares where you finish, me or ladyGTA or godfather will win anyways...

I didn't find much dumbassery in his comment. I've treated my ps3 like five hundred year old china since the day I got it, and no problems yet. And the disc version is definitely the way to go for new games, imo.

That should be in the classification: "You can show as long as you don't grow"

i think the submarine shall be able to carry those gigantic mines... since the character is able to carry 7 different weapons in his pockets, some of them being half the size of the character, i think in GTA logic that could happen easily...

you will get there grasshopper

No, no, no. That guy's a malfunctioning android. Trevor's just giving him a jump so he can get moving again. Nice guy, that Trevor.

The slimy bastards...

I liked the part about fishing.

Besides, who wants to have the shit beat out of them by cops on the freeway while playing as Franklin?

Have a crew? Recruit for it here, don't start a new topic. Only post your crew once and use the edit button to change it if needed. The iGTA crew has been full since the day it was created, but someone occasionally leaves, giving us an open spot. Keep an eye on it if you'd like to join, I'm sure you'll get in eventually. http://socialclub.ro...igrandtheftauto TreeFitty edit: Fill out your profile here (PSN ID/XBL Gamertag) and link your accounts to Social Club. Then send me a Private Message on this website for an invite.

"A one-of-a-kind production in partnership between Rockstar Games and West Coast Customs. Stay tuned for your chance to nick it..." http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51239/coming-soon-the-2013-gtav-bravado-banshee.html

dammit dup, i was just about to post that ... EDIT: i'll post it on facebook instead ...

sweet deal im in

This news annoys me as I'm from the UK, and I imagine that this will be for USA residents only Not only that but paying the taxes on it Ment to quote willingooner ahh well

What is with the dick issue? It's a dick. So what. Every dude on here touches their dick every day. We all give ourselves handjobs while watching porn with dicks in it. If you can't tolerate looking at an animated dick, you are either completely immature, or wildly homophobic. Now let's all take a breather, tug our dicks around, and come back and talk about the game.

I've never had an In-N-Out burger, what makes them so popular?

Yeah you can also take the HDD out of the PS4 as well, which I'll switch out for an SSD instead ( that's if I can find a 500GB one somewhere ). Unlike the Xbox One which has a non-upgradeable HDD... And just like CapnMike, I always treat my console and game disks with care and haven't had any problems with my launch day PS3 yet.

Size difference.

I have to hang my dick out when I piss. Sometimes it is sexual but mostly not... Sometimes I go hands free but my aim goes out the window unless I have a semi chub... All good in my hood - I'm uncircumcised

... ... Oooh, they mean fuck, cunt, and honky. Got it. They could mean Fork, Can't and Nagger As in, I can't hand that nagger a fork. I'm just gunna fucking stab the cunt with it for being a honky.

"...a location that includes male cult members with exposed genitalia in a non-sexual context." Kifflom, brother-brother. Maybe there's more to those blue uniforms than meets the eye.

if you wrote that essay the same way you type here, I don't think Q will be able get through the whole thing.

Where is it banned? Marcus lives in Dubai, last I heard. He is Yusuf. Well, a GTA game has never been released in Dubai, so that's no surprise. In fact, I'm sure Gay Tony would be arrested over there, or put to death...

you thinking a digital copy will come out on ps4?

NO! You must make up words bawitdabaw See?

A cynical protagonist in a game set during the Italian Renaissance wouldn't fit at all. Ezio was the perfect assassin for his era. And Connor sucks in any era.

Some nice content within the game. I particularly like the sound of "depictions of raw sewage and feces on a worker's body; a brief instance of necrophilia". Trevor, i knew he was eyeing up something in that trunk!

You must be excited, send us some pics bro. I was thinking of making a gaming PC towards the end of this year!

A second Jamie... Shall we all go GTABRIANGTA?

I would like your post, but I've reached my quota for the day. +1

i saw that too... and i think we can be sure that bentley look alike is a 2 door cognoscenti... take a look at the rear end and i found the super diamond too and a coupe version of the sentinel and i think by the rear end of the vette, we can say it's not a gauntlet we also have an artwork of it in the GTA online cover

When you gots that cinemotion, you needs to get that cinelotion!

That'll be hard to do. RDR's storyline was touching and heartfelt, with beautiful graphics and gameplay to boot.

Grand Theft Auto V will be out September 17. You will all be eager to share stories, mission details, plot points, etc., but many people here will not be playing at the same pace that you play at, and will not yet have experienced these things for themselves. It is inconsiderate, rude - and quite frankly, a dick move - to spoil any part of the game for your fellow forum members. In order to prevent you from being a dick, I have prepared a primer on GTA V spoiler etiquette. When posting a spoiler, you are to place it in 'spoiler tags.' I will show you how to do this below. Click the images to enlarge them. Now that the use of spoiler tags has been thoroughly explained and there is no excuse for failing to use them, I want to let you all know that there will be zero tolerance and zero mercy for those who post spoilers outside of spoiler tags. Failure to hide a spoiler in spoiler tags will result in an immediate warn for the first offense, and each offense after that will result in a 24 hour suspension. Repeat offenders who are especially troublesome... Thank you for reading, and enjoy your time here in the iGTA5.com forums. Unless you post unhidden spoilers, in which case you can enjoy your ban instead.