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Home from work, here ya go: There's probably more. Had to double post it wouldn't let me add any more images. Look here. Anyone notice the difference between these luxury super yachts? Nope? there is none! Cross asset usage detected! Even the table is still there from Max Payne 3! And the artwork I wanted! How long's this been out?

Too much info, need to make the spoiler tags unclickable to stop me reading them you dumbfucks.

Dat moon.... I wonder if it gets bigger when you shoot it with a sniper like in the old GTAs

http://take2games.ru...cioznaya-zhizn/ - 6 main heists; - Mission(-s), in which you will need to use torture to extract information; - There will not be complete, all-sufficient missions under water, but many heists will be connected to it. You can use the underwater world for escaping from arrest. - Police can swim. Heists - More than 20+ types of masks for the heists; - If the police will see you in masks with guns, they'll arrest you. When you take off the mask, you're no longer recognized by police or pedestrians. For example, if you wear a mask, pedestrians will start to panic, to be afraid, to call the police, and even take pictures with their cameras. When you take off your mask, they'll continue to panic, but they no longer recognize you. - Some of the heists are so difficult that you have to seek help from mercenaries. Some of the mercenaries are: goon, sniper, hacker, pickpocket. Activities - Secondary activities: golf, shooting, triathlon, jumps with parachute, ROPEJUMPING(new), tennis, hunting, underwater hunting , hunting for criminals, armwrestling, yoga. - You can improve your skills in yoga and at some point you can even have a class where you'll teach other people. - You can pay 2$ and take a tour of the richest places of this mysterious city. - You can buy a prostitute on the road. - You can order a lap dance at a strip club. - You can go into the woods on a trailer, taking the necessary camouflage and weapons and check your hunting skills. But remember that you're not alone. There are robbers, murderers, drug addicts who'll bring you problems. Wild World - Very huge amount of animals. - In the wild: deer, rabbits, squirrels, mountain goats. - In the countryside - animals of rural type. - You'll not be able to defeat bear and lynx barehanded. - Pumas, coyotes, wolves, turtles. - Working ecosystem. Animals prey on each other. Animals not only on the ground, but in the sky and under water as well. - When you jump with a parachute, you can see flocks of birds. - Sharks get in packs. - You'll not be able to defeat a shark with a knife only. You'll not be able to shoot under water using ordinary assault rifle. - Sharks attack not only you, but other people as well. - In the underwater world you can find sunken ships, planes, containers, cars, sunken oil rigs and even 12-storey plant. - You can't go fishing in GTA V. Only pedestrians can. - Rats in the dirty parts of the city. - Dog customization. Weapon Customization -Sniper, collimator sight, additional handles, flashlights, laser pointer, silencer, extended magazine, changing of colors Car Customization - More than 200+ vehicles. Including, four-engine bombers, bikes, sportcars, trailers, tank. - More than 1000+ customization options. Character customization: - More than 30+ types of clothes. - Accessories: watches, chains, bracelets. - Tatoos. - More than 15+ hairstyles.

I'm getting me one of these boats...

I'd sell it and use it as the start of a mortgage for a house.

That would get you enough money to throw a forum party in Vegas.

The Los Santos & Blaine County Visitors' Travelogue has now been updated with three new areas of recreational activity to browse as you prepare for your West Coast holiday next month: Exclusive Country Clubs A lush golf course in the desert? Is it a mirage? No, it's a byproduct of sensible water usage so that the well-heeled can hit the links at the exclusive Los Santos Country Club. Come rub shoulders and tee off with the privileged and pompous. Local Artisans Visit one of our local tattoo parlors like Ink Inc or Blazing Tattoo and let one of the talented and highly-trained artists help you make a decision that will last forever. Serenity & Wellness Whether it’s the Downward Dog pose or the more advanced Dropping Fire Log, there are many fulfilling and compromising positions you can contort yourself into with the help of an expert like Master Private Yoga Instructor, Fabien LaRouche. Plus 8 additional new screens and an update to the Art & Downloads section featuring official digital releases of the new 'Cut Here' artwork of Trevor that's recently been spotted on murals across New York and Los Angeles, as well as the official artwork for Grand Theft Auto Online in all popular desktop and avatar sizes. www.rockstargames.com/V

You've all been told! lol

Hopefully there are stunt jumps somewhere along these flood channels that I can ride a Jet Ski over. And if there were high and low tides this would be even better ( imagine the flood channel in the screenshot below is filled with water/ and you're going a 100mph on a jet ski narrowly missing the supports of the bridges/ sounds great too me ). A Tidal System or Tidal Waves would be great. Especially if it influences how much water is in the Flood Channels ~ Just imagine Earthquakes happening sometimes ( it's unlikely/ but the game IS based in and around fictional L.A. ), creating massive Tsunamis, which can then be surfed in the flood channels^^ It won't be in the game but I can dream. But back on the Tidal System idea... What do you guys think? Would you like to see a tidal system which makes some subtle and not so subtle changes to the terrain of the City and Countryside at different times of the day? Or maybe even flooding in some areas when it rains.

I am pretty sure that water on the beach (bottom right) was not there in previous shots... Could have been added later or this could mean the water on the beach is dynamic? maybe we will have tides and such? that would be a small., but nice, touch.

High Resolution achievement icon of the Map in 250x250 format.

Your understanding of the situation has been made very clear now. Thank you.

If no one else noticed, the Postal truck is actually GO Postal with the same GO styling as the GO Loco train. I'll go out on a limb and assume GO is a large transportation company with stocks for us to manipulate.

It was Kuz?...in that case... *searches for cheerleader outfit*

iGTA5.COM MULTIPLAYER EVENT SUN. AUG. 25TH 2013 6:00 PM (EST) 11:00 PM (GMT) PLAYSTATION 3 GAME: GTA IV PARTICIPANTS: bOnEs (HOST) Truth (MAYBE) Otiz Brian JustAn Kuz? LadyGTA5 RParker Bronson Jizzy Dupz0r Tanner gtagrl TO PARTICIPATE, POST HERE, AND ADD ANY OF US ON THE PLAYSTATION NETWORK SCHEDULE: ​Deathmatch (20 MIN) A Few Races (RACE/GTA RACE) Other Modes (OPTIONAL) Free Roam (FOR THOSE THAT STICK AROUND) ----- yes, it is the same day as R*'s multiplayer event, but i kind of want to see how sunday works for other members here... for me, it's gonna be hit or miss since it's my only day off all week, i could be out golfing or hanging out with people... and even this sunday i don't know where i'll be yet... monday works great, but i wonder if a sunday would draw a bigger crowd... i guess we're about to find out... and dup, we should try to organize an iGTA max payne get together at some point as well, i only play on triple XP weekends... i also shortened the deathmatch time to allow for more time in other modes ...

You've all been told! lol

For anyone who want's to hear the audio it's right here. Nothing is spoiled at all, anyway.

Get in the bunker. I'll keep you safe.

Who are you guys?

Just so everyone is aware, that isn't an official Take-Two website. Half the links on there are for a social media website (vk.com).

Well I was really hoping it was pilotable so I could play Titanic when I've done everything else in the game.

Grass is a nice touch.

I definitely don't want to be a downer, but the vineyard texturing looks kinda poor . Everything else looks great.

Cough to get off

Yoga might be more fun than I first thought

Never noticed Franklin was that buff.

You need to start using spoilers you dumb fuck.

Hi, new people...

lol I'd prefer a 1 on 1. I'd live a little longer. hahaha only 1 rotten bugger to watch out for. bur yeah I'm a sucker for punishment so I'll end up doin it anyway I'm sure

Is today your first time in America?

That, though horribly written, makes more sense. Your original proposal was very different, as Cole would again be the main character, not a name floating in the wind.

I was explaining what you were having trouble understanding. But we are dicks, yes.

I think the non-sexual context of the penis in The Lost & Damned is example enough, and I'm sure the detailed rating for TL&D worded it similarly. The non-sexual context is the difference between being rated Mature or being rated Adults Only. The ESRB isn't organized the same way it was 9 years ago. They give as much of an explanation as possible so consumers - parents buying games for their children, especially - know what they're buying, and they do it to keep any incidents from happening somewhere down the line. People are idiots, and if some irresponsible mother is shocked that her kid is surrounded by digital cock, she looks like a dumbass when she complains about it only to be told that the rating told her exactly what to expect.

Well, congrats Kuz on your fine piece of work for this contest. It was rather well written for the circumstances. and mine was just a jumble of stuff anyway, I didn't expect it to win lol

Since the mods wont moderate this topic, minus 10 pts for the both of you If you find the essay is plagiarized, then thats objective proof that the essay doesnt qualify.

MINE WAS FIRST YOU proud american This ain't the Asylum nor R&R. Quit having a temper tantrum kid.

tl;dr it's shit

I'm in of course, and Otiz, just play from the beginning, even just for shits and giggles, it's not a 45min 1-on-1 prison rape fest against one of the top players, it's just a 20 min bit...I'm often last and it hasn't stopped me from having a blast every time...you'll miss some hilarity if you skip the DM. Plus, you make me laugh. Hope Tanner is free this Sunday, since he can't do Mondays now because of work.

well this may amuse u more...i used his pic as my profile pic on the R* social site....and want to get a side bike crew goin but can't come up with a good enough name. Also i'm a hard pothead. smokin keeps me....well....out of jail, lets just say, hahahahahaha. long time ago i associated with some bikers. i love bikes too. Oddly enough his gameplay story reminded me of another life too. i'm not OLD, but i am older. Stayin out of real trouble is a must now. enjoy the option to sit around and be lazy or go someplace, anyplace when i want, not when i'm told i can by a guard.

What is with the dick issue? It's a dick. So what. Every dude on here touches their dick every day. We all give ourselves handjobs while watching porn with dicks in it. If you can't tolerate looking at an animated dick, you are either completely immature, or wildly homophobic. Now let's all take a breather, tug our dicks around, and come back and talk about the game.

I want to go on a high speed chase towards a cliff/ledge/ramp then brake at the last second with the cops right behind me, sending them flying. Then activating my slow-mo shooting power and shooting them in mid air.

you will get there grasshopper

Are you ok? Do you need to work out some issues? See a therapist?

I'm really bored today.

Wallpapers, as mentioned here. I did the best I could, but the backgrounds I used were only available in shit sizes, so they came out grainy. Will re-size upon request.

Was a great film. Looks interesting, i like sci-fi's.

Might as well get this thread on its way. I'll be rep'in' iGTA most of the time, but if you fancy joining my (racing) crew "Genetically Superior" Then hit me up with a request baby! Compete with crew mates or against other crews, create crew specific tracks, polish those driving skills. Click the Emblem to view the Crew Page. Genetically Superior Stay Alpha, Bro!