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R*'s comment here: http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51254/gtav-official-site-update-exclusive-country-clubs-local-artisans.html

These guys would do anything to pull of the ultimate heist!

PC VERSION Z0MG

When the 17th rolls around, I can assure you that a lot of that will have happened.

Most Entertaining Typo Award goes to...

I'm curious about two things. 1. The altitude limit when flying. I want to be free falling for a good amount of time. 2. How far out in the ocean we will be able to travel. I want to be so far out where I can barely see if not see the city lights.

*doesn't click*

I wasn't lying, I don't know if its been released before.

Sleep is for the weak.

The gang formed around Grove Street, as I recall, but that wasn't the name of the overall gang. It is rather taxing deciding what does and does not belong in spoiler tags in my own post. Fucking leaks.

I wonder if you can go skydiving while high? *rimshot here*

Ugh. You all make me sick. Running a fucking preschool around here.

Hey look, a person who actually knows food. Very rare in this topic.

YUP

I wonder if you can do different things in the air while free-falling, like front flips, back flips, cartwheels and just generally spinning around all over the place. It could make sky-diving a little more interesting if you could do more things in the air...

That's just, like, your opinion, man. Also, if you double that, you get thirty-six. That's a good amount of time to reach maximum altitude, wouldn't you agree? Probably. Another reason I believe they'll increase the service ceiling: it takes much longer to reach a given altitude in a helicopter than it would in a plane. So they'd need to add plenty of room (both on the x and y axis) for planes to shine.

It's night time now. Playstation it is. Your dog will bark if he needs something.

I just got in Yusuf's buzzard and timed it. Only 18 secs. That seems weak to me.

What do you mean now have to wait, nigga we been waiting.

and now we just have to wait -.-

Yes, that entirely. I think I'd have rather had that video than the gameplay videos.

You're only making yourself look like more of a fucktard. It's a burger, not a steak. It is never okay for a burger to be pink.

This is it, it's really happening. I got goosebumps.

Ah sorry, already did it. Probably wasn't the "peak" time for it either. I could delete it, and you could post it if you want. It might get better response. no worries, i'll share it tomorrow... no one hardly checks what other people post on our page, they're only there for our posts... i'll post it as a new post and mention your forum name ...

I love how the whole yoga experience is just one big nod to Hot Coffee. Taking the piss out of themselves, fucking genius! Sorry i know it's late, i just didn't see anyone discuss this.

That is just so many kinds of wonderful. It would be the most hilarious heist ever.

Technically an advertising vehicle, but meh mural. Apparently seen in Taiwan.

I like how no matter what Trevor never has hair lol

What does "gone gold" mean? Does it mean the game is officially done and all ready to be shipped?

*watches The Two Jakes for the third time*

*Fixed

QD. Spider monkey. Scruffy-looking nerf-herder. I have my gripes. It feels like there isn't much to do after you finish the main game, unlike the previous games in the series.

no, its a car with 4 engines and bombs strapped to it...

Just to be safe... Jazz is the blackest thing there is apart from rap.

I like what just happened there.

How the fuck did I get 12 points? I haven't done shit.

Every time you stifle a sneeze, the force of the sneeze cannot simply disappear from existence. It must manifest elsewhere, often causing a small creature to explode or a chef’s hat to fly off into the air. La toque blanche. The chef’s hat. Why is it shaped like a mushroom cloud? Because they both sure can cook. And why is a mushroom cloud shaped like a mushroom? Not many people know this, but out in the forest, right where every mushroom grows, there used to be a tiny Japanese city, so tiny that even David the Gnome could commit accidental genocide just by taking a poop without looking. Ironically, Gnome Poop is highly sought after in Japan, because of its mystical properties and because it tastes good on sushi, for people who can’t handle wasabi. Here in America, Gnome Poop’s mystique is somewhat overshadowed by that of Unicorn Seed! the hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film “Muscular Hooker 2”, Will Smith’s character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith’s mind explodes, and the movie ends. For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge’s own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp. If this were to happen, his will states that the entire McDuck fortune will go to his grandnephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and that his nephew Donald will get zilch, because nobody understands what the Christ he is saying anyway so who cares. As for Scrooge McDuck’s body, it will be jerked and eaten, as per Scottish tradition. Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy’s coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Now, you might think that eternal childhood wouldn’t be such a bad thing, Never-Never-Land and all that jazz. But no! Once your parents are dead, there’s nothing to stop you from eating nothing but sweets, as children are wont to do. And when your baby teeth have rotted away, there will be no adult teeth to take their place. Toothless, stupid, and unkissed by the spirits of puberty, you will be banished from Scotland to the only place in this world where an awkward man-child such as yourself can ever hope to be accepted— Ireland. You will live as a leprechaun. You will don a false beard and a green bowler and stand on the streets jabbering about a nonexistent pot of gold. When darkness falls, you will sleep in an alley on a bed of night soil, clutching a potato, which will be your surrogate mother. If you are found by leprechaun poachers, your only hope for escape is to mesmerize them with a sprightly leprechaun jig, and then stab their eyes out with your leprechaun stiletto. Then you must run away— to find another Irish hamlet, and the cycle will repeat forever until one of three things happens: 1. The poachers get too smart for you. 2. You starve to death. 3. The stifled sneeze of a distant someone causes you to explode and die.

What I want from police in V: -The same base system for escaping a wanted level as IV, with the circle that you have to evade. -You are only arrested on 1 star. 2 stars will give police ability to kill, but will still attempt to arrest you unless you resist. 3 stars and above is kill first, with the motivation to kill rising as the wanted level does. -After receiving a 1-2 star wanted level, you can evade it with no further consequences. -A 3 star wanted level means you have a bounty out on you for 24 hours if you evade the police. -A 4 star wanted level results in a 48 hour bounty if you escape the wanted level. -A 5 star wanted level results in a 72 hour bounty if you evade the law enforcement. -With a bounty, your original wanted level will be restored in full if caught committing any crime or seen by police in the same car you were caught in unless the plates were changed. Bounty rules never change, but length of bounty does. Any bounty is removed after being arrested or killed. Every crime you commit with a bounty plus the price for the original crime (price changes with the crime severity) is what you pay to bribe the police, and bribing is added on top of healthcare when killed with a wanted level or with a bounty. The bounty time is restored when receiving a wanted level with a bounty. -There needs to be a living witness to get a wanted level, and that witness has to call 911. Not all witnesses will call the police. Other details for each wanted level: -1 star- Police cars only. For pointing guns at citizens and traffic violations -2 star- Police cars only. For murder of citizens, stealing cars, pointing guns at law enforcement, blowing up vehicles, store and vehicle robberies. -3 star- Police cars, vans and helicopters. Murder of law enforcement, mass destruction, double digit citizen deaths, high end major heists. -4 star- Police cars, vans, helicopters, FBI trucks and cars. Mass murder of citizens, double digit murder of law enforcement. -5 star- 4 star vehicles plus military. Mass murder of police and citizens, general acts of terrorism.

Impossible, I say 60 days then we will get our next trailer in 90. i bet they have the website ready they just have to put it in the correct directory on webserver and tadaaaaa They'd just have to upload the coding.

Impossible, I say 60 days then we will get our next trailer in 90.

http://imgur.com/TwG8v This is Monty. he is a dachshund and a princess

i would love to see that in gta v but i doubt it

Your date is beautiful.

I hope the beaters return.

Grand Theft Auto V will be out September 17. You will all be eager to share stories, mission details, plot points, etc., but many people here will not be playing at the same pace that you play at, and will not yet have experienced these things for themselves. It is inconsiderate, rude - and quite frankly, a dick move - to spoil any part of the game for your fellow forum members. In order to prevent you from being a dick, I have prepared a primer on GTA V spoiler etiquette. When posting a spoiler, you are to place it in 'spoiler tags.' I will show you how to do this below. Click the images to enlarge them. Now that the use of spoiler tags has been thoroughly explained and there is no excuse for failing to use them, I want to let you all know that there will be zero tolerance and zero mercy for those who post spoilers outside of spoiler tags. Failure to hide a spoiler in spoiler tags will result in an immediate warn for the first offense, and each offense after that will result in a 24 hour suspension. Repeat offenders who are especially troublesome... Thank you for reading, and enjoy your time here in the iGTA5.com forums. Unless you post unhidden spoilers, in which case you can enjoy your ban instead.

Then you're on the wrong fansite. This game may miss the mark. Ubisoft do make good games from time to time, but even AC missed that magic, that thing... Ah I dunno, the GTA thing.