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I am not surprised you found Wade easy to relate to. You have a lot in common.

Had an idea, they did this back in the day. it kinda cause a stock market crash. but anyways.... we talk where and all go in buying the same stocks. Pick one that is low. We all buy at the same time and raise it up. shortly after that, sell. Co-ordinate things here. I think it could work. Depends on how many people it takes to really drive one up. but we could make a small raise im sure. and others will catch on to it. its worth a shot.

Just switched to Trevor to find him riding a scooter alongside a random person also on a scooter. "We are brothers! Scooooooter brothers! We will go on a journey... of scooters." He continues yelling random things about them being scooter brothers as I follow the guy.

Trevor's not evil, he just has a bad case of Charlie Sheen, meaning he's vilified for knowing how to have a good time.

^That. No matter what I set my heart to do in this game, I will inevitably get distracted by some piece of scenery I hadn't noticed before, some random event, or something shiny.

Training Chop should of been in the game ( not in some bullshit IOS App )...

Trevor's ride pimped out to suit my taste.. pretty sexy I must say. Hard to see this one...but my Mesa had somehow become suspended on the edge of a highway exit sign after I flipped of the road in Vinewood. I got a kick out of it. Purrrdy. Didn't get my bitchin' El Camino in the shot, but naked Trev with the coyote at sunrise was worth it. Post-hippie rampage.

very NSFW ...

I punched this guy and he fell on the fire and caught alight. I was still laughing when I took this That hiker is about to die

I'm just spitballing here, but could the disappearing-car issues be related to the Social Club problems? We know that the iFruit app allows you to customize cars and have them delivered in-game, which means at least part of the car ownership mechanism lives in the cloud. And we know the Social Club web services have been hit or miss since day one, mostly miss. I realize it sounds ridiculous, but it would potentially explain the sporadic nature of the problem - sometimes my car disappears, sometimes it doesn't, sometime it reappears days later at the impound or in my garage.

Re-spawning armor, weaponry, and health, if anyone needs help with their game. On land and now under water at the various aircraft crash sites, sunken ships, and pipeline debris points. GTA V Spawn Basics, an easy way to max out on certain ammo: With most weaponry, just stand over the spawning spot for a period of time. The spawn sound will ring each time of re-spawn and soon you'll be maxed out on that ammo. Examples: The grenade launcher maxes out at 10, Molotovs max out at 25, RPG maxes out at 20. But the assault rifles, in both categories, as well as snipers, go way past 1500 rounds. GTA Game Series Basics, Pump Shotgun and Health: As with all previous GTA Games, jump in a police car. After the pump shotgun is obtained, each additional entry yields 10 shells. The same holds true for the ambulances, you can still fill up on health by jumping in them. Sprunk, Cola, and the few food items available also max out your health. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Armor : 1. Los Santos homeless shelter behind the strip club, under the freeways. Health there as well. 2. The Land Act Dam, central open room at the top of the dam, health on 2nd level below this. 3. Construction site due north east of Franklin's safehouse. Molotovs there as well. 4. Maze Bank / Del Perro Station, near red sculpture, across from Bahama Mama's. 5. The metro/subway tunnel being built. Access from the tunnels, or the freeway construction hole. 6. Vinewood Hills house construction site near Beaver Bush Ranger Station. 7. In the boat shed, Millers Boat Shop in Galilee, on the Alamo Sea at the base of Chiliad. There is also another armor at this location, just go up the dock from the water and turn left at the barn. 8. At the pool of the Pink Cage Motel in Alta on Meteor St., directly west of the playable tennis court. 9. Sandy Shores, behind the County Sheriff Station. Health in front of SS Medical Center next door. 10. At the bottom pf the Pacific Ocean, at the sunken freighter, Pacific Bluffs, west of the Tennis icon. 11. Grapeseed, a small barn with a tractor in it, next to a large barn. West of the top of the town map. 12. Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City, south shore of Alamo Sea, next to the Carbine Rifle. 13. Behind the Vespucci Police Station, in the courtyard near the large sculpture. 14. Vinewood Police Station in Hawick. It's at the end of the ramp down to closed garage. 15. Good find by BlackSox9, LSPD interior. (Impound icon) Armor and a Sprunk machine. 16. Bottom level, climbable building behind LS County Fire Department Fire Station 7, El Burro Heights. 16. Good find by TheAnalogKid2112, on the off-road truck race course, Great Chaparral. 17. Redwood Lights Track, Grand Senora Desert, on top of the large cylindrical water tank. 18. In the lower level electrical area of the Galileo Observatory up in the Vinewood Hills. Health is everywhere: Wherever there is a soda machine, Sprunk or Cola, that will refill your health. Other than that, eating store snacks, or jumping in an ambulance, here are health pack spawns.... 1. Galileo Observatory, Vinewood Hills. 2. Vinewood Medical Center. (All Medical Centers have it on their walls as well.) 3. Behind a Richman Glen (Yoga) Mansion in the hills, east of Chumash, north of Richman Tennis <5/8> 4. Sandy Shores Hangar. 5. Paleto Bay, behind the Bay Care Center. 6. Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City, south shore of Alamo Sea. Check the toilet in the graffiti bomb shack. 7. Mirror Park, island drinking fountains. 8. Grapeseed, north of the Discount Store, opposite side of the street, in between two buildings. 9. Downtown Vinewood behind the Pitcher's Club, in the trash and dumpster area. 10. Every underwater crash site will have a health pack. 11. Del Perro Beach, 2 of 3 lifeguard stations northwest of the pier, and the 2nd southeast of it. 12. Behind the Pill Pharm building, in Rockford Hills. 13. Mount Zonah Medical Center, Rockford Hills. 14. El Burro Heights, LS County Fire Department Fire Station 7. 15. El Burro Heights, behind St. Fiacre Hospital. 16. Harmony, in the parking lot of the Eastern Motel. Crowbar: 1. Behind the "Tractor Parts" store/shop, east of Stab City at the intersection of Zancudo River and Alamo Sea. Northwest Grand Senora Desert at the little loop on the map. 2. Cluckin Bell Farms/Factory, Paleto Bay. From the front, far left building, under the Bell Farms sign. It's in the area with a dumpster and stack of wooden palettes. 3. Hang Ten Surf Rentals & Lessons on the Great Ocean Hwy, in the machine shop/repair area. 4. Construction site first level, in Alta north of Vinewood, with one of the largest climbable cranes. Knife: Inside a graffiti covered shack in Sunset Shores Trailer Park, home of the Lost Biker Club, Stab City. Golf Club: 1. Play golf with Michael on a friend activity. Your club will show up in your inventory. Baseball Bat: 1. In a fenced dumpster area at the south eastern end of Elysian Island / Voodoo Place. 2. Behind the Bayview Lodge, Paleto Forest / Procopio Promenade. (The big lumberjack statue) 3. Grapeseed, an old barn on a farm with growing tents. About 3 blocks east of the Discount Store. 4. Good find by gtagrl, graffiti covered shack full of portapotties beside Hookies, North Chumash Hwy. 5,6,7. Vinewood, Richman, and Vespucci baseball park. *So far every baseball field that I've found except Chamberlain Hills Park, has a bat. Just like in Fallout. Pistol: 1. Burned out shack on the Zancudo River, west of Sandy Shores Hangar. 2. The recycling center of Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City, south shore of Alamo Sea. 3. Behind REBEL Radio Station antenna, Grand Sonora Desert. (South of Hangar) 4. Converted bus/storage area in the Salvage Yard, La Puerta. Access from LS River or Alta St. 5. Paleto Bay alley between Golden Buns Bakery and Peckerwood College Style. (Across from Hen House) 6. In Rancho, an alley behind the LSDWP, east of Franklin's Towing Yard. Pump Shotgun: Other than police cars, it appears that every underwater crash site has a pump shotgun with the other loot. 1. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. Micro SMG: 1. Underwater in Banning, in between two bridges, south of Rancho / Dutch London Street. There is also health, armor, a pistol, and a pump shotgun, at the red marker in the image below. 2. Underwater at the Tropic crash site named Olifantus, south of Fort Zancudo. (NW of the bridge.) 3. Underwater aircraft crash site, south of El Burro Heights, east of the 4 star zone. 4. Underwater cargo liner crash site, north east of Mt. Gordo. SMG: 1. Backyard of a house down the street from Franklin's lock up, enemy territory. Grove street cul de sac. Approach from back of the house via LS River, or the front has a graffiti bomb on garage door for I.D. 2. Under water aircraft crash site, east of LS Port near Elysian islands. Also armor and health pickups. Grenades: 1. On a dock in Galilee, directly across the Alamo Sea, from the SS radio station. 2. Two pickups, aircraft crash site underwater south of El Burro Heights / Palamino Highlans. 3. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. Molotovs: 1. Construction site north east of Franklin's safe house. Open air top floor. 2. Back of the Alamo Sea Marina building, "The Boat House of Sandy Shores". 3. Under the first small bridge of the freeway going north past Zancudo Air Base. (After the tunnel) Sticky Bombs: 1. Vespucci Canals / Prosperity St. house construction, 2nd floor near the schematics. 2. Underwater in Banning, in between two bridges, south of Rancho / Dutch London Street. 3. Underwater cargo liner crash site, north east of Mt. Gordo. Sniper Rifle: 1. On top of a yellow circular tower at the Cluckin Bell facility, Paleto Bay. Can see it from Ammu-Nation. Comes with 10 rounds and re-spawns every few minutes if you want to max out. I stopped at 650 rounds. The tower is far right of the Cluckin Bell Reception double doors. Jump fence, climb ladders. 2. Near one of the corner viewing telescopes at the Galileo Observatory. 3. Palomino Highlands underwater south of the NOOSE HQ, Just before the large island. Sunken ship. Carbine Automatic Rifle: 1. At the Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City on the south shore of the Alamo Sea. I'm still unclear if this is there before you have the mission where you destroy the trailers. 2. Underwater at the US Airways crash site, Paleto Bay, north of the long strip of land out in the sea. AK- 47 Assault Rifle: 1. Underwater aircraft crash site, south of El Burro Heights / Palamino Highlands. East of the 4 star zone. 2. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. AA-12 Assault Shotgun: 1. In a hole in the ground, in the LST subway construction area, with armor. Scaffolding has health also. This is the tunnels used in the Jewelry Heist mission. Found it long before the mission on my first game. Here is the back entrance which cops will never go into. Easy 3-4 star escape. Plus gang members spawn there so more money and ammo. Note this escape works for 100% of all robberies and wanted levels. Follow it through to construction site right before the freeway hole in the underpass. Get to know this route. 2. Another AA-12, Altruistic Camp, open building in the north west corner, near the RPG and Armor. Grenade Launcher: 1. Underwater in the eastern island cove, largest horizontal inlet on the map. The coastal point is due south of Davis Quarry, and north of the Palmer-Taylor Power Station. There is also health and an alien spaceship component under the water. Jetmax spawns in the cave. RPG: 1. Palomino Highlands underwater south of the NOOSE HQ, Just before the large island. Sunken ship. 2. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. 3. Altruistic fort on top of Mount Josiah. Trevor can walk around, Franklin & Michael treated as hostiles.

This is identical to QDeathstar's topic for XBox Live, but for us Playstation folks. Post your PSN screen name so we can get a good list going. iGTA5 PSN Screen Names iGTA5 Name - PSN Name MrMister81 - MrMister81 OptimumPx - OptimumPx Barrybran - Barrybran _Hussain_ - Hussain-1991 TheAnalogKid2112 - WillieThePimple gtagrl - gtagrl ConQueSteD - ConQueSteD JustAn808 - JustAn808 MadBluntz - madbluntz grove_nz - grove_nz StillJustMe - Robmiles3 SpittyTheDude - SpittyTheDude rm80rams - rm80rams Jizzy - jizzin4genocide Ku Zi Mu - Kuz789 Mercy Cortez - rjc-gamer DuPz0r - BushkaUK Ace Of Spades - ACEOFSPADES327 Godfather - WLF_DA_GODFATHER wljones228 - WLJones228 PhishFood2013 - PhishFood2013 ibiris - ibiris CFO Charles - PS-FANBOY1 RParker99 - camosuperman6666 Craze - lj_87_lfc JC10 - Juliancintron10 WRECKU - WRECKU iBeNiko - iBeNiko WeevDaBeev - WeevDaBeev Bmw1126 - Ilovelovelamp Asthenia - asthenia complixicata1 - complixicata1 MainEvent - TheMainEvent33 Handsome B Wonderful - Darth_Handsome Guy_Number_Won - Guy_Number_Won maffi9 - maffi9 BlackSox9 - BlackSox9 JamieMilne - jamievxr The9thPawn - The_9th_Pawn shabbagaz - gazbpne mrvn123 - mrvn123 Drew-Barnes - A-Parkin Dantheman - Big_WiLLy_Dee roadrashh - road-rash3000 Otiz P Jivefunk - Otiz_P_Jivefunk LunchBoxChewey - LunchBoxChewey Ostrich Boy - dkong40 photodotexe - photodotexe PFShadow1 - pfshadow1 iced2fusion - Iced2Fusion WeevDaBeev - WeevDaBeev Psy - Psycopsy Edgecrusher - Inscydeus

decided to turn this into a general funny moments thread ... i'll have to see how many road rages i can cause!!

Well done on finding the quarry!

I've found a set of armor, the type I'm not sure of yet.. I found it Pictures...

I am very disappointed in the lack of a crouch function.

The Police still have their Psychic abilities despite R* saying they improved the Police, I just killed two campers in the wild while far away, sneaking and with a silenced weapon with no witnesses and the police were instantly summoned and just happened to have about 5 cars in the pertinacity - What's the point of the sneak feature and the silenced weapons if they don't do jack? - Also the police are summoned way to easily, 90% if you kill just one ped the police come after you which just isn't GTA.. it's like they're punishing you for playing GTA the way GTA was meant to be played...

There is also armor in the Downtown LS Police Station ( in the lobby area ). Plus you can buy a drink there, so you will have max health and armor after coming here.

Parachute on top of Mt. Chilliad where the cable car takes you.

I said this way before release, that they need a garage system like in (Yes I am going to mention it) Saints Row, so you can store loads of vehicles you modded, and to get them you just have to walk up to the garage, pick what one you want and then it spawns, and if it's destroyed you just pay a fee and boom it's back! Like in previous GTA games, my awesome rare cars always gather dust in a garage because I don't want to lose them if I take them out (which in GTA is a very common thing especially if you drive as bad as me)

I want to get underwear as an outfit, so I don't have to treat it like a special occasion whenever I switch to him while he is in his underwear.

/Moved and merged and... What don't you understand about spoiler tags, SICM, you moron? Especially about the story ending. Ffs

I think the girl looks a bit like Rihanna.

Some more from me - still very erratic, sometimes it will work and upload and sometimes it won't. Missed some good shots as a result. Yes, I had run the cow over! Wish I could hit Amanda!

finally got this to work i was happy to find this, quickly nicked it and shoved it into the house garage used this to get the acheivment for modding a car, spent about 75K on it, and will be pimping it out more as parts unlock, love this car, so much fun to drive

Pants? Why?

When getting gold on the shooting range (for 25% discount at ammunation), the third pistol challenge is probably the hardest. To complete, do the following: Select the third tier automatic pistol, when the target is active STRAFE with it. You are not fixed to your position, and your strafe speed is almost the same speed as the moving target, this allows you to get multiple 300-score hits. For each strafing run you should use a single clip of ammunition. It may take a few attempts to get it right, but it is by far the easiest way to complete this challenge.

i fucking love the camera feature!!

I think the pause screen takes longer than it should to open up 1-2 seconds feels like an eternity when trying to enter in waypoints

I introduced my mom to the game today. As I switched characters to show her the protagonists, Trevor was hunched of the toilet in his trailer, furiously masterbating. When he finished, he sniffed his hand, an wiped it on the bathroom wall. I turned to my mother and said, "So, that's GTA V."

A few things bother me about the game; The Radio Station are all kind of bland (And within only a few hours of gameplay I found songs repeating multiple times when switching stations) The Graphics seem to be worse what I saw on the trailers and Gameplay videos (Mainly aliasing and playdough looking background textures) You can't drive Trains despite You can spend millions of pounds on a car but R* put no way of recovering them in if they get destroyed or lost (The Impound fails to store vehicles 90% of the time) The unnecessary app that gives exclusive features to smartphone users and a middle finger to those (Like me) who haven't spent nearly half a grand on a phone Police are still given massive bias traits like; being able to keep up with any vehicle no matter now fast, being able to effortlessly PIT maneuver a truck, psychically knowing you that committed a crime despite no witnesses R* said you could fine tune cars to the point of even over tuning them so they hand worse, yet you can't, the most you can do is add upgrades which is relatively simple and linear The colour selection is unnecessarily tedious, I'd of preferred a colour chart instead of having to keep pressing down to scroll through the colours (Like in SA) The extremely nauseating and unnecessary "turbulence" emulation, which basically wobbles the heli/plane every 10 seconds, making it impossible to fly straight, or aim properly if you've got guns on the heli, Lack of good fun cheats to use when you're bored, they added the ability to spawn a dump truck, yet left out the ability to spawn a Rhino, Military Jet or start a riot? plus the old school way of entering them is tedious (If it ain't broke, don't fix it!) And finally, the character swapping I feel they made out to switch pretty fast in the gameplay trailer when actually it's pretty slow (Compared to what they showed us to be actual live gameplay) I may seem overly critical, but these are just small things that annoyed me that I felt were unnecessary, overall, fucking loved the game! fucking love Rockstar! worth every penny!

There is a large amount of visible damage you can do to your car. Everything about the damage has been improved, right down to having more detailed scratches on the paint if you scrape against another car. As for driving, to each their own. Some people like cars that handle like they're being driven on a frozen lake, I suppose.