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another generally funny moment is this jackass-feeling you get from timing your jump wrong and jump into all kinds of obstacles you actually wanted to jump/climb over

Fuck that. I paid $150 for exclusive shit. What's the point of having exclusive anything if it isn't exclusive.

From the Newswire: Some More Details on Grand Theft Auto Online Dear All, We are humbled and overwhelmed by the response to Grand Theft Auto V – literally overwhelmed in the case of some of our servers! We sincerely hope you're enjoying your visit to Los Santos and we know many of you have plenty of questions about Grand Theft Auto Online. First, we thought it would be useful to provide some details of the roll out of GTA Online, and how we hope you will be involved in making the game everything it can be. Grand Theft Auto Online is going to be something brand new for us: a fully realized and living world for multiple players that will continue to grow and take shape over time. The ultimate shape of GTA Online will be determined as much by you, the player, as by the work we put in. What you like and don’t like, what you play and what you want will determine how the game develops and what it turns into. Everything we do will be informed by feedback from you all – from the types of missions that roll out to all kinds of future content. We are planning for a constant stream of new content, tweaks and updates in the weeks and months ahead. The first couple of weeks we expect to be heavily focused on tuning the experience as it goes from internal testing to the reality of being played by tons of people in the real world so that all the usual teething problems for an online game are overcome. We hope it will all run incredibly smoothly, but please bear with us if it doesn't, and help us fix any and all problems! After that, we will begin releasing content updates and giving you the opportunity to make your own content. GTA Community Feedback Needed from Day One This is vital for the ongoing success of the game. The first few months of Grand Theft Auto Online will be critical as everyone enters this dynamic new world for the first time. Plenty of issues are bound to occur. ?One thing we are already aware of, and are trying to alleviate as fast as we can, is the unanticipated additional pressure on the servers due to a significantly higher number of players than we were anticipating at this point – we are working around the clock to buy and add more servers, but this increased scale is only going to make the first few days even more temperamental than such things usually are. This is part of the problem some of you have been experiencing with the iFruit App and some Social Club services – we apologize in advance for this and thank you for your patience in this area. More than ever, we need your help to report your experiences, findings, likes, loves, dislikes and hates – and we will be looking at your feedback constantly to tune the game into its optimal shape and help guide how Grand Theft Auto Online will grow and evolve past this initial period. We will be checking out how people are playing and what they are not playing or not enjoying, while also monitoring feedback via two other new Rockstar channels: [email protected]: This email address will be active from launch day as a place to send your input and feedback direct to us relating to the game. GTA Online Forums at Social Club: At some point this fall after the initial release of GTA Online, we are planning to launch Social Club Forums where players can chat with one another about their online experiences as well as access a GTA Online Suggestion board to post about any suggested features, tweaks and changes you want to see. Here’s a rough overview of what you can expect on day one as well as initial details about how the GTA Online world will evolve from there. The Launch of Grand Theft Auto Online: From launch, up to 16 players can enter the world together to partake in everything from: Open-World Crime and Chaos: Go on your own or round up your friends to explore the open world together – catch a movie, go mountain biking, hit the shooting range and much more. Want to test the law? Knock over a convenience store, take down a gang or rob an armored truck for easy cash and reputation. Jobs: Los Santos and Blaine County are ripe with opportunity for the ambitious and criminal minded. Take on Missions and an array of other Jobs as a lone wolf, team up with your Crew or join fellow mercenaries and degenerates to pull off a wide range of robberies and illicit activities together. Races: Everything from classic street competition and off-road tracks to boat racing on the open ocean, or take to the skies in aerial events. Jump into the madness of a GTA Race, or try out a brand new race type, Rally, where driver and co-pilot work together to navigate treacherous courses at high speeds. Sports: Join your friends / any random stranger for a game of tennis, a round of golf or go base jumping and more, all for cash and Reputation. Customization: Create your character using the Character Creator – then earn some cash and spend it getting dressed for success. You can also collect and customize cars for your garage and personalize your full weapons cache. Reputation and Cash Flow: Reputation is earned from all your online exploits in everything you do in GTA Online – and will help you rank up, providing access to new features, weapons and criminal contacts. Spend cash you’ve gained on cars, clothes, guns, properties and much more. You can either quickly accumulate cash through profitable activities like knocking over armored cars, winning street races, doing stick-ups or a host of other cash-making endeavors – or if you’re the completely instant gratification type, you can choose to buy denominations of GTA$. You will have the option to purchase GTA$ through the in-game Store. The game and its economy have been designed and balanced for the vast majority of players who will not buy extra cash. There is no in-game paywall and nothing that should disrupt the balance of the game. You don’t have to spend real money to attain the cars, guns, clothes, flash and style of a high-roller in Los Santos, but can if you wish to get them a little quicker. The economy is balanced differently from the single player economy, and cash earned in one cannot be taken over to the other. Most players will earn cash much faster Online than in Story Mode. Growing Pains: There will be the typical growing pains for an online game, including but not limited to crashes, glitches, crazy bugs, gameplay modes and mechanics that need re-balancing and other surprises! Even in GTAV Story Mode, some of you may have seen a few odd and even amusing little glitches out there last week. This sort of thing is inevitable in a massive open-world game and there’ll surely be lots more unexpected oddities like this in the Online world next week – rest assured we’ll be monitoring and actively doing all we can to smooth such things out as they happen, but we need your help to find them, as well as your feedback to help fine tune all of the game's systems so everything is perfectly balanced. Currently Planned GTA Online Content Updates: Here is a quick overview of a few initial things we’re working on for the first few weeks of Grand Theft Auto Online, alongside an aggressive period of tuning and finessing the game. We will give you dates for all of this content as soon as we have them – bear in mind that the order of things may well change, and we will probably add some extra stuff as well! The Content Creator: The Content Creator will launch with tools to tailor and publish your own Deathmatches & Races. The Beach Bum Pack: Featuring 4 new amazing beach fun vehicles, over 300 new items of incredible down tempo leisure wear and 2 new but not remotely relaxing weapons. Capture the Flag: GTA Online’s take on the classic CTF mode including the ability to make your own using The Content Creator. Heists: This update will introduce full-on cooperative Heist missions that will require careful planning, teamwork and sharp execution – along with the Heist Planning Board for your apartment. Just to be clear, all of these updates will be free. We’ll have more info on this and much more additional content as our plans develop through the launch period, and as we get feedback from you. Please stay tuned for further info and updates. And remember – we need your help to make this experience all it can be. Thank you everyone, Rockstar Games

"THE ROADTRIP" Starring Franklin Clinton, and the Regina. Fresh outa the shop Rockin the best plate ever Sleepy time The dawn approaches Dammit headlight's out. Time to refuel OH DEER! Oops Dat los santos Oops again That's your problem right there! Moooooooooooooooooo! Back In L.S. Old Regina Didn't float

Hurr's ma pics. Quick pano from Pacific Bluffs last night. Wanna get higher tonight and make a larger one. We only ask you speak inglish. What cha doin', Frankie? I've seen things. Follow me for the Truth. Midnight Blue and pearlescent Pfister Pink. To match the suit. My Buffalo a couple of days ago, before it was reset to standard. I'll upload it's current state when I get home. FUCK YOU!! Find one of these, take it off-roading. Thank me later. GOT ME A SCORE OF FORTY! Oh shit, how's it Mike?!

Show me your bright lights and your city lights, all right. My own personal Jesus: A cop on patrol, they do exist! Camera? What camera? I'm just checking text messages, sheesh...

Small detail I appreciate: the more natural movement of our trio when on foot. The body language feels more real when you slow from a run to a walk or a stop, hopping down from buildings, jumping over fences, walking down a flight of stairs...so much better than Niko's lumbering gait.

This is my Ambulance when I drove it to the top of Mt Chiliad This is my Ambulance after I drove it really carefully back down

Only if you're incompetent. Some kid can buy millions of dollars to get a rocket launcher and a Cheetah and whatever else, but I can still headshot him with a lowly pistol if I think he's going to try to interfere with my honest earning. People can do what they please, I don't care. It's not going to ruin my fun. If anything, this is a good sign for honest players, because people dumb enough to buy in-game money are likely dumb enough to not immediately go to an ATM, and I will happily murder and rob them. It's a shame Rockstar sunk to this level, but I support anything that takes money from people who are too stupid to have it.

Ah stupendous. Lol donkey lady.

Had an idea, they did this back in the day. it kinda cause a stock market crash. but anyways.... we talk where and all go in buying the same stocks. Pick one that is low. We all buy at the same time and raise it up. shortly after that, sell. Co-ordinate things here. I think it could work. Depends on how many people it takes to really drive one up. but we could make a small raise im sure. and others will catch on to it. its worth a shot.

Jump and press B/circle and you do a head dive, it's kinda stupid but fun. BTW, anybody got all gold in flight school, I could use the tips? I've got gold in everything bar the two helicopter runs, it's near impossible to fly a helicopter properly in this game, it always swings side to side. That's probably my biggest complaint.

Might it be because you're not wanted and you don't have any money? I'm disappointed by the fact that Burger Shot or any other restaurant isn't accessible. Even if eating there wouldn't put your health back to normal, it would've been a nice place to hang out with friends, do a robbery like the ones in convenience stores or maybe even go in there and kill employees and customers if you want their competitors stock to go up..

this i did not know about, thanks

Took my time to go underwater, look around and enjoy the beautiful and peaceful scenery during my last playing session. I saw a shark, it was VERY far away from me but I chickened out and climbed back in my boat. I'm such a pussy, even in a video game I get terrified by a shark that's not even close to me.

the locations on that map are the ones you have found, atleast thats all i can see. i also found one on the massive climb up the crane at the mile high construction site (and it really is a long climb)

I've also switched and found them driving whichever vehicle I had with them last.

Dinghy location

GTA Underworld still exists. Entrance 1: Chumash Enter at the for sale property, the area like a door, with rope across it. After a fly cinematic, you will exit a few yards away, minus a bit of health. Still examining this good entrance, but a vehicle cannot enter. (Tried bikes, etc.) Any other underworld entrance points found?

lmao. Coming from gtagrl= epic

Fucking show off

I got me a GTA V Giant's edition! This is how big it is compared to my collectors edition box:

Add chimps to the list. They aren't in the wild, but you do come across them in a mission. I did some looking around, and I came across these. Brown bears and Beavers are supposedly found in Lago Zancundo. All I could find were a lot of deer. Found this sign at the winery. I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find any snakes.

That's a great increase in price. Say you invested the money you made with Michael in the first heist ( in my game his share was $1,000,000 ) into that company at the same price of $3.50. And later on sold the stock at $10.50, you will have made $2,000,000 leaving you now with 3 million. If you did the whole process again ( going from $3.50 to $10.50 ), using the Sleep Function to speed up the days & weeks, and eventually get the share price back down, buying it again, then waiting until the share price raises back up to the higher price. And invested that 3 Million Dollars, you will have made 6 million Dollars profit and would now have 9 million. If you did it again, that 9 million will have turned into 27 million. After that 81 Million....................... after that 243 Million.................. and after that 729 Million etc... Don't wait for it to go all the way up to it's maximum price, because it won't. Just wait until it's more than doubled in price then sell your stock, because most ordinary stock will only fluctuate a certain amount. And the most these cheap companies ( the $3.50 to $5.00 ones ) will increase is only about 2-3 times it's lowest price. So don't worry if it says it's had a 400% decrease in value, because that's bullshit, it will never go back up to it's highest price ( because I've never seen it happen ).

Just a few rides, holla at me yo. and... ol' guitar man

This could just as easily go in the "Funny Moments" thread... I tried this as Franklin on a car carrier out in the desert. Saw that it was carrying a vehicle that I wanted, so I pulled in front to force the driver to stop. Climbed up over the cab to my target, but before I could get around to the driver's side door the truck driver freaked out and floored the gas pedal. This knocked Franklin off balance and he got pinned under the car I was trying to steal. The truck dragged me along for about a mile that way, squeezing Franklin's health out a little at a time. Finally Franklin just kind of squirted out the back and onto the road, just a sliver of health remaining. As he was trying to stand up another truck came along and turned him into fender ketchup. I laughed so hard I cried a little.

franklin's cars

No surprise you'd jump at the opportunity to get an unfair advantage.

Synch is talking about getting underneath the map through a glitch in the game-world's terrain/ landscape/ buildings etc. Here's a video outlining what he's talking about ~

The traffic in the city, I know weird just sometimes I like to drive normally and I get about five foot in ten minutes :/

i guess the river was juuuuust a little too deep...

I think the ending was poorly planned.

I am not surprised you found Wade easy to relate to. You have a lot in common.

Trevor's ride pimped out to suit my taste.. pretty sexy I must say. Hard to see this one...but my Mesa had somehow become suspended on the edge of a highway exit sign after I flipped of the road in Vinewood. I got a kick out of it. Purrrdy. Didn't get my bitchin' El Camino in the shot, but naked Trev with the coyote at sunrise was worth it. Post-hippie rampage.

Just switched to Trevor to find him riding a scooter alongside a random person also on a scooter. "We are brothers! Scooooooter brothers! We will go on a journey... of scooters." He continues yelling random things about them being scooter brothers as I follow the guy.

Some more from me - still very erratic, sometimes it will work and upload and sometimes it won't. Missed some good shots as a result. Yes, I had run the cow over! Wish I could hit Amanda!

Awww yeah Even better from the front Found her with the alien hippy freaks Funny story. In the mission before this pic was taken, Trevor had the bald hairstyle. After it finished, he had grown hair on the back and sides. I really like it like this.

What the hell, Trevor? He woke up like that, I swear.

Yeah, and most of the time when you reach your destination, the dialogue doesn't just cut off, which was one of my main gripes about previous GTAs I didn't know that. I've been stopping before the marker to listen to the rest of the dialogue.

Didn't know where to put his, so I'll just leave it here...

I wear my sunglasses at night so i can, so i can...

Welcome, Zac Efron.

Sure

I take solace in the fact that parts of that beard will forever be weaved into the fibers of the Vault 101 hoodie.

They're size 11 actually it was the design of the shoes. Brian, you know nothing about fashion. Shut up.