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Couple more from me. I love the new Bobcat. Woops. "You're spooning me next time" Not Mr Raspberry Jam. I got Michael a new car. Flying along in my cropduster. No longer flying along in my cropduster. Bollocks. So I ordered a Cab. I told him to hurry. Pressing hurry, and the ensuing catastrophe, somehow gained me a 1 star wanted level, which I quickly turned into a 5 star shootout.

Dude, what?

This little car made it all the way to the top of Mt Chilliad Also made it to the bottom

So I'm Trevor, and a guy drives by in a Bullet, so naturally I take it, and I'm slowly driving along, waiting to see how it will take for the guy to stop chasing after his car (he's swearing at me in Spanish the entire time ). I come up to the train tracks and stop when a cop car comes screeching up behind me, sirens wailing, chasing two cars full of Ballas in a loud exchange of gunfire. The cop car spins and comes to a stop on one set of train tracks, both cops get out and keep shooting at the gang members, and sure enough, the bells start dinging and the arms come down and a train comes barreling through, smashing the cop car and dragging it down the tracks. Tried to take a pic but it happened so fast. I lold.

Everytime i read this topic, im like man, gta v is the shittiest game since the last resident evil, but when i play it its really fun... I dont remember their being a topic like this for other gta games

If you could swim in Vice City, that would be my favourite... I think VC has the best storyline but SA had a whole lot more to do

I hate that we can rotate our cars in midair. We can now adjust how we are going to land, which makes doing stunts (the number one GTA past time) completely pointless. If we are guaranteed to land perfecty everytime, there's no risk or skill required to pull of a jump. ALSO it's annoying! When I'm driving intensely and the car gets just slighty airborn, the rotatycarinmidair kicks in and so I try turning the wheels left a little, the car rotates onto it's roof. Fist fighting is pointless because you punch someone and 20 seconds later, cops are shooting at you. They put batons in the game, why don't cops use them? Come on Rockstar! Also, if you punch a cop now, you get an inmediate 3 star wanted level.

My list of dislikes... it's long: Gameplay/Police - Sneaking is a useless feature outside of missions, you can be out in the woods and if you kill someone with a silenced rifle, you get 1 star immediately. - Police, the all seeing eye. Blow up your car on top of a mountain and bam, sherrif SUVs everywhere. - Sometimes it takes longer to get rid of a 1 star level than a 3 star level. - Let's say you steal a cop car, get 2 stars and you're being chased. The cops get a turbo boost to pile your car from behind, even though it's the same performance car that they are using. - Pedestrians call the police for the sole fact that you are standing next to them. Not always, but it does happen. - When you get attacked by some gangmember or just angry pedestrians, and you knock them out in self defense = wanted level. Vehicles/Traffic - Traffic diversity is not good, even though the game offers many different cars, I mostly encounter the same vehicles all over again. LS is full of Beejays, Oracles, Felon GTs and it's been 70 hours play time since I saw a Futo or Sabre. It is very frustrating to get one special vehicle that you like, I don't get it why we can't just buy all the cars online. - Lack of garage spaces, I am very disappointed that we can't buy larger garages. That might be reserved for online though. - Cars that were saved in the special garage don't respawn, helicopters and planes do, why the inconsistency? - Why is it only possible to lower the suspension, it would make more sense for certain cars like Bobcat XL to raise their ride height. Graphics/Interiors - Lack of places to rob outside of missions, I saw many unused interiors, like Fleeca Bank, maybe online only. - Polycount on recycled vehicles from GTA IV is low, compare the wheels of a Banshee with wheels that you can buy at LS Customs and count the edges. - Texture quality reaches from good to low ps2 standards. Not a joke. There is plenty more, but this is enough for now. Amazing game regardless.

One thing I dislike is that the Machine Guns and Spike Dropper are not in the Free-Roam version of the Deubauchee JB 700 ( the DB-5 like James Bond car ). Also you can't find or purchase the Juggernaut Armour ( from the Heist Mission in Paleto Bay ) while in Free-Roam either. Imagine going on a rampage against the cops in the Juggernaut Suit, or using the Deubauchee JB 700 during a Street Race and deploying the Spikes to puncture the tyres of the Drivers behind you. Why does Rockstar keep leaving out cool stuff like this? When they could easily have Free-Roam versions of them as well. Once used in the mission they should of been unlocked for use in Free-Roam. It's like going and doing the Area 69 mission in GTA San Andreas and not receiving the Jet-Pack as a reward afterwards. It's just plain stupid. ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ Also another minor annoyance is the lack of gloves. I thought that there would be fingerless gloves in the game, seeing as they were seen in one of the pre-release screenshots. They could of made Michael and Franklin look more like Assassins/ Hitmen ( especially when wearing a suit ).

found by my brother, dunno why to took apic of it, the number 8 is written all over this rockaswell found out you can take pics from a plane love this city at night

I thought the car collecting was fun; especially for the super rare cars. Downside to this was whenever you actually found the rare car and started driving it you started seeing the car literally EVERYWHERE.

Good to know, I knew about the bushes from a Youtube video, but I never noticed the arrow turning dark before. I can also confirm that you can not hide your car in the bushes away from police, as I've tried and failed.

I recon not everyone has figured that out yet, but you can actually hide from the popo in bushes, if the arrow on the minimap turns dark (like in san andreas when you was hidden in shadow) you're hidden in bushes. five-o runs right by and doesn't spot you

Sell it as quickly as possible because it starts going down fast.

im taking that as an entrance whether you like it or not

My butt's gone numb.

I got my Romero when I switched to Trevor being kicked out of the Mortuary in Strawberry saying "I was only holding him..." lol

wtf happened to my post. lets try this again how the fuck? so gta's garage system is still shit. lost this used this car in a mission. went fine. had it as mike after it. next time i turn to mike hes sitting on a bench at the beach. no fucking car in sight. like...why would there be NO car? went to his house and garage, not there. ya i know what is what the impound is for. havent checked that yet. but still that shit should go into his garage straight away. fuck having to go to the impound. such a pain in the ass. rockstar almost had it right. also, when u buy a car, it should return. it doesnt. pretty gay

Creepy dad: lol also this is hilarious

Don't attempt to drive under the lifeguard's shack... You should see the guy behind the truck!

Honest steaks.

bought ls customs. went mad customizing for free. car swapping between characters too. ya i could have waited till im rich but fuck that ps all my fucking pics look squished. cause i play on an SD tv?

Claude is one of the many bits of brain found on Trevor's boot.

when are you going to answer these questions?

And some of those missions have lasted me almost an hour. how the hell? Getting the boiler suit took you and hour? It is a really nice boiler suit

I've just finished the story and my list of dislikes are similar to everyone elses: - The story was short. I really enjoyed it, it was so much better than IV's story but it could have been a little longer; - The missions weren't much of a challenge. I was challenged really on two missions and both were largely due to my impatience more than being actually difficult. I thought I'd read somewhere that you were going to be forced to think a little more but I didn't find that at all; - Some of the missions, as mentioned, weren't really mission-worthy, such as buying the masks. It cheapens the achievement of completing a mission; - Unable to enter food outlets. It was also mentioned about the Burger Shot guy in IV whom I also liked. I was surprised and disappointed that you couldn't go inside to either replenish your health or even rob them; - The casino and racetrack... I'm going to assume these will play a major part in GTAO; - There are 'for sale' signs and real estate websites and they play no part in the game. Another element I'm expecting to play a role in GTAO; and - The special for each protag was largely useless. Once I got used to the driving (no, it didn't suck!) I rarely used Franklin's ability, I didn't use Michael's until late in the game and I tried Trevor's early but it didn't really have much use for me so I stopped using it. It was an excellent game in all and these are fairly minor things in the scheme of things but certainly areas of improvement.

Imagine being Trevor for three years.

Recognise them? My trusty hearse, now saved in my garage Beautiful sky …………… guys...... He... Found... The... Forklift!!!

Jimmy de santa! Jonah hill lookin muh fucka!

Alternatively it's a fast-track method for people that don't have the time to grind money. I don't have an issue with that, as long as it doesn't give an unfair advantage. It depends what sort of scale we're talking about with cash and what you're able to do it. It's one solution to the issue with previous games where people who are able to spend hours and hours ranking up get a massive advantage over casual players/people just starting out. Let's wait and see first... Un-Rockstar-y or not, micro-transactions are worth a lot of money. Everyone is doing it.

Trevor's not evil, he just has a bad case of Charlie Sheen, meaning he's vilified for knowing how to have a good time.

I am not surprised you found Wade easy to relate to. You have a lot in common.

I introduced my mom to the game today. As I switched characters to show her the protagonists, Trevor was hunched of the toilet in his trailer, furiously masterbating. When he finished, he sniffed his hand, an wiped it on the bathroom wall. I turned to my mother and said, "So, that's GTA V."