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franklin... michael... trevor... ---------------- i still can't get over the beauty of this game... this one might be my favorite photo i've taken so far...

You're doing it wrong.

Couple more from me. I love the new Bobcat. Woops. "You're spooning me next time" Not Mr Raspberry Jam. I got Michael a new car. Flying along in my cropduster. No longer flying along in my cropduster. Bollocks. So I ordered a Cab. I told him to hurry. Pressing hurry, and the ensuing catastrophe, somehow gained me a 1 star wanted level, which I quickly turned into a 5 star shootout.

My list of dislikes... it's long: Gameplay/Police - Sneaking is a useless feature outside of missions, you can be out in the woods and if you kill someone with a silenced rifle, you get 1 star immediately. - Police, the all seeing eye. Blow up your car on top of a mountain and bam, sherrif SUVs everywhere. - Sometimes it takes longer to get rid of a 1 star level than a 3 star level. - Let's say you steal a cop car, get 2 stars and you're being chased. The cops get a turbo boost to pile your car from behind, even though it's the same performance car that they are using. - Pedestrians call the police for the sole fact that you are standing next to them. Not always, but it does happen. - When you get attacked by some gangmember or just angry pedestrians, and you knock them out in self defense = wanted level. Vehicles/Traffic - Traffic diversity is not good, even though the game offers many different cars, I mostly encounter the same vehicles all over again. LS is full of Beejays, Oracles, Felon GTs and it's been 70 hours play time since I saw a Futo or Sabre. It is very frustrating to get one special vehicle that you like, I don't get it why we can't just buy all the cars online. - Lack of garage spaces, I am very disappointed that we can't buy larger garages. That might be reserved for online though. - Cars that were saved in the special garage don't respawn, helicopters and planes do, why the inconsistency? - Why is it only possible to lower the suspension, it would make more sense for certain cars like Bobcat XL to raise their ride height. Graphics/Interiors - Lack of places to rob outside of missions, I saw many unused interiors, like Fleeca Bank, maybe online only. - Polycount on recycled vehicles from GTA IV is low, compare the wheels of a Banshee with wheels that you can buy at LS Customs and count the edges. - Texture quality reaches from good to low ps2 standards. Not a joke. There is plenty more, but this is enough for now. Amazing game regardless.

Yoga sucks. Reminds me of the stupid locks on the treasure chests from Assasin's Creed 3.

like my san andreas days

Is there a spawn location for Merryweather's off-road Mesa? I never grabbed one on my first file, and it creates a restore point if you replay a mission, so I'll be where I left off, without the car. Also, has anyone found a Daemon yet? It's bad enough they removed the Zombie, but the Daemon is the only real motorcycle in the game that isn't a dumb-looking Hexer.

I haven't found any midgets...

People have become unbelievable pieces of shit since the San Andreas days. They're extremely jaded, and despite the fact that other games are shit, their standards have become higher, nonetheless.

Because the real life stock market does not work like the in game one. No, I'm pretty sure I can blow Mark Zuckerberg's head off and make a few hundred thousand people lose their fortune.

Pretty waterfall Helicopter view Red Sky at night Franklin found the weed

they kinda did shit like this in the 20s, it was illegal. and it caused the stock market crash

SPOILER WARNING I was super surprised about the sexual relationship between Todd and Jesse. jk

GTA SA had the same atmosphere as every GTA 3 era game... the only difference is that SA had shitty story with no plot, you were in a street gang, you could buy clothes, tattoos, houses and you're a an annoying black guy . Shit Saints Row 1 beat that on their first try. But everyone has an opinion so I respect yours. And I change my number 1 to GTA IV, the story is just to good.

spent 10-15 mins with the sub and underwater...nah. not my thing. cool, but not for me. hey bones> beside the airport, right side of the map at the docks, there is a scuba gear boat. spawns in 2-3 different places there. will show you tomorrow online. lol

Anyone interested in finding a Sabre Turbo ~ One will always spawn in one of Trevor's "Civilian Border Patrol" Missions ( in the Strangers and Freaks category of Missions ). The Mission itself is called "Minuteman Blues". O.K a Black Sabre Turbo will always spawn right at the beginning of this mission, right behind the Pickup Truck. Just complete the mission ( or fail it ) and take it back to your garage. *PS: In fact you might not even need to start the mission to get it. -------------------------------------------- Western Daemon Location ~ You can buy the Paggasi Vacca Online for $240,000. OR If you want it for free, you can get it playing as Michael after you've started the Epsilon Missions ( Warning Minor Mission Spoilers in the Vid ) ~

Anyone know specifically where the vacca is? I've been driving around vinewood for ages Never mind I just bought one instead.

I still haven't found Fabiana...

You're betting on the winning person. I don't think it was there for team matches. That would probably be too easy to exploit.

Where can one find an Adder for free? Never mind. Thanks, Spitty.

I wonder the same thing. Shortened the game a lot, I think. Those could all have been separate missions, and would have been a lot more fun that way.

A marker for them appears on the map, but the GPS won't direct you there unless you place a waypoint on it. I believe the marker only appears there when you're playing as Trevor.

I think you should do it FML style.

Are you referring to the injured woman he picks up? He says "the state you're in," meaning she's no good to them bleeding out like that. Also, keep delivering people there. $1000 a head, and things get... interesting after you've brought enough people. No spoilers, just remember to have a look around after.

Indeed it was. Just imagine how low the bar would be today if Rockstar hadn't gotten their shit together by GTA III.

There is an in-game map of the stunt jumps, base jumps and bridges to fly under on the Junk energy drink website....

THE INTERNET DISAGREES. OVERRIDING... OVERRIDING... OVERRIDING... OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL. RULES MODIFIED. COMPETITION NOW HAS NO MAXIMUM NUMBER OF ENTRANTS. PROCEED AS YOU WISH, PROGRAMS. RUNPROGRAM FUCKYOUDIO.EXE ... ... ... FUCK YOU, DIO.

Ok, treefitty do-overs How to trains effect the online gameplay.

One thing I dislike is that the Machine Guns and Spike Dropper are not in the Free-Roam version of the Deubauchee JB 700 ( the DB-5 like James Bond car ). Also you can't find or purchase the Juggernaut Armour ( from the Heist Mission in Paleto Bay ) while in Free-Roam either. Imagine going on a rampage against the cops in the Juggernaut Suit, or using the Deubauchee JB 700 during a Street Race and deploying the Spikes to puncture the tyres of the Drivers behind you. Why does Rockstar keep leaving out cool stuff like this? When they could easily have Free-Roam versions of them as well. Once used in the mission they should of been unlocked for use in Free-Roam. It's like going and doing the Area 69 mission in GTA San Andreas and not receiving the Jet-Pack as a reward afterwards. It's just plain stupid. ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ Also another minor annoyance is the lack of gloves. I thought that there would be fingerless gloves in the game, seeing as they were seen in one of the pre-release screenshots. They could of made Michael and Franklin look more like Assassins/ Hitmen ( especially when wearing a suit ).

I actually thought that he was Jonah Hill until I looked up the cast, very similar voice.

I love these, this was definetely one of my favorites. Possible spoilers in the video, watch with caution, although nothing game breaking.

The dated 80's Action Vibe suited "Far Cry: Blood Dragon" pretty well. And "The Warriors" is pretty old as well, but made for a pretty decent game....

I got my Romero when I switched to Trevor being kicked out of the Mortuary in Strawberry saying "I was only holding him..." lol

Truffade Adder at the horse statue in Rockford Hills, south of the Ponsonbys. I once found a Pegassi Vacca in Vinewood Hills, but it never respawned.

Rumors floating around saying it could be a big easter egg hunt to find a jet pack...

I've invested in Los Santos Radio about 3 times now, they are the company with the Lowest Share price in my game on the LCN Stock Exchange ( but everyone else will probably have a different lowest company ). The first amount I invested with them was $100,000 when it's stock price was at $3.50, I then played the game for two 8 hour sessions ( over two days ), and it jumped up to $7.20 ( the highest I've ever seen it go in my game ), I then sold the shares and had $220,000. After that I went on and did some missions/ heists and ended up with about 5 million with each character ( because I saved most of the money I made ). I then tried sleeping ( in-game ) to speed up the process of the stock price going back down to $3.50, it worked and I bought $5,000,000 worth of shares for $3.45 a share, after which I tried sleeping to get it to go back up again. Only this time it seemed like it was taking for ever, with the stock price only moving up or down by about $0.02. So I went and Maxed-Out all of the three character's stats and explored for a bit ( this seemed to speed up the process a lot ), and it went up to about $6.90, where I then sold them to make $5,000,000 profit ( leaving me with $10,000,000 ). I reinvested that $10,000,000 dollars before even completing 50% of the game ( at $3.50 again ), and have made my third massive profit from the same company. I sold the stock for about $6.95 ( it didn't go higher than that ), and ended up with about $20,000,000. So now I've got over 60 Million dollars between all three characters, and still have a few more heists to complete before I go and invest what I've made into the Companies from the Assassination Missions. Where I'll invest in "Betta Pharmaceuticals" for the First Assassination Mission ( which maxes out at +50% profit ), and then in "Debonaire" Cigarettes before the Second Assassination Mission ( which maxes out around +80% profit after the mission ) then sell them and reinvest the money into their rival company "Redwood" Cigarettes ( which goes up by a massive 300%). And then invest in "Fruit" for the Third Assassination Mission ( which has about a +50% profit ), then "Vapid" ( which you buy and sell AFTER the Fourth Assassination Mission/ for a +100% Profit ), and lastly "Gold Coast" for the final Assassination Mission ( which goes up by +80% ). So let's say I have $20 Million going into the first Assassination mission ( which has to be done before the Merrywether Heist ). After investing in "Betta Pharmaceuticals" for a +50% profit, I will now have $30,000,000. And if I then save the last 4 Assassination Missions for after the rest of the Heists, and make another $30 Million from the Heists ( just a hypothetical, because you can definitely make more ). And invest the $60,000,000 ( 60 Million ) I now have for each character, into "Debonaire" Cigarettes for the Second Assassination Mission, then "Redwood" Cigarettes ( for a +300% profit ), then in "Fruit", then "Vapid", and lastly "Gold Coast" for the other Assassination Missions ( for a +50% profit/ +100% profit/ and then a +80% profit ). Doing the math I should have about $2,332,800,000 ( 2 Billion, 332 Million, 800 Thousand Dollars ), after the final Assassination Mission. I think that should be enough.... ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ Here is another guaranteed company that will make a profit. Go to this location on GTA V's map ( Any of the Characters can Trigger this Random Event ) ~ But before you go there, get all three characters to invest all of their money into a company called "Tinkle" ( TNK ), which is listed on the BAWSAQ Stock Exchange. Once you reach the destination there will be a random event to take a gentleman to the Airport, and if you get him there on time he will tell you about a stock that is about to go up ( Tinkle ). Once it goes up sell the stock for an easy profit. *This company will Max-Out at about +33.00% Profit. After that the price will stay there for a while before falling again. * Also remember to keep refreshing your portfolio page for any of the stocks mentioned above. You will want to maximise your profit for each one.

An Escape from New York game would be great. Excellent movie.

So I, Trevor, ran over a cow. well, sort of, I more or less headshotted her with my right rearview mirror. so I got out to take a picture and this guy on a Sanchez comes by circling me yelling something like "passo-porto asshole, show me your pass port" and so on... then, all of a sudden, he pulls a sawnoff and capy my balding mullet head with it commenting "nah looks canadian"

Chose the same for the exact same reasons, turns out Glad to be finished and I liked the ending, but regards to Trevor

Also, anybody try replaying the last mission? I haven't actually beat it yet, so I can't try it myself..

I mentioned this in the snapmatics topic but one of the funniest moments for me was when I unintentionally (honest!) ran over and killed a blonde woman. The paramedics soon arrived and attempted to resuscitate her. Then, a passing motorist slightly bumped into one of the paramedics and she stopped her car. The paramedic she bumped into then opened her car door, dragged her out and both paramedics beat her to death! It was absolutely hilarious!

My funniest moments have all been epic fails so far. Like the first time I climbed Mt Chiliad, I decided to parachute off the top of the cable car station, Trevor fell about 10 metres and hit a pile of rocks and died instantly. I've also managed to kill a mountain lion by running over it with a bicycle. Apex predator my arse.

I am not surprised you found Wade easy to relate to. You have a lot in common.