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I'm glad I have a 13hr shift tomorrow now, won't be doing my head in trying to get online every 5 minutes. Fitty, you better get this shit fix by Thursday!

Clearly, he's retarded. This is the best game to come out since Fallout 3.

We used to have the same problem. We disposed of ours.

If you need to deposit your cash quickly, head to the Maze Bank site and make a deposit from your phone. It seems to run smoother late at night. If y'all are having troubles getting in, it may be worth it to wait until tonight.

"IDK how far piss is gonna climb." Love it!

Brian, the game isnt perfect, but it is a lot better than gta iv, imo. Everything about it is fun.... Also, i thought the writing this time around was better, a lot of lol moments. Whats wrong with that?

Sriracha marinated chicken for dinner.

That blows. I'm sorry, Otiz. *drives to Nova Scotia, scans sidewalks for free copy of GTA V*

All Brian does is masturbate and play cops and robbers with his friends.

am i the only one that this the custom characters look like shit?

Theres a much safer and faster way to deposit your money than using an ATM. Go to your phone and open the internet, go to money and services and go to MAZE BANK. You can deposit your money there. No more searching for a random ATM with a dangerous amount of cash on hand.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51512/grand-theft-auto-online-launch-updates.html For PlayStation 3 users, a PlayStation Network server issue was detected that was limiting the amount of possible concurrent users. This was preventing most players from accessing GTA Online altogether and as of this morning, that problem was resolved. There is an issue that is preventing some players from getting through the first tutorial mission across both platforms. Many players have been able to get through this with repeated retries, and we are working on unblocking this for everyone as soon as possible. This morning, we experienced some instability across the GTA Online services which is affecting even people who have progressed beyond the tutorial mission. We are identifying these issues now and are working to restore stability for users as soon as possible. For the time being and until we have been able to get everybody access to GTA Online and things are running smoothly, we have disabled the option of purchasable GTA$ cash packs. Players can however keep on earning GTA$ by pulling off Jobs and other profitable gameplay activities rather than purchasing cash packs.

Grow your beard back, you proud american.

I'm on! Had to create a temp character though as "cloud servers aren't available" - not sure if this will affect any progress I make tonight or my money? For 360 yes. Go to their gamercard and mute them from that. I'm sure theres some global mute option somewhere. Thanks I'm on PS3 but I've figured it out. Does anyone know what's the sketch with banking money? How's it done? Can't see any ATM's How did you mute everyone? (I'm on PS3 too). Online with some scouser and his voice is annoying me!

For 360 yes. Go to their gamercard and mute them from that. I'm sure theres some global mute option somewhere. Thanks I'm on PS3 but I've figured it out. Does anyone know what's the sketch with banking money? How's it done? Can't see any ATM's You can go to an ATM, or you can go to the bank online trough your phone. Banking the money is so other players don't steal it when they kill you. There are usually ATMs in the 24/7 stores, and some scattered around the streets too, theyre kinda hard to spot sometimes.

For 360 yes. Go to their gamercard and mute them from that. I'm sure theres some global mute option somewhere.

The point is we shouldn't have to back up our fucking data.

id like to know that even before i get on the first time lol

yup. simply because I'm more the lan-party type of multiplayer (or at least a dedicated, pw-protected host on online multiplayer to keep the trolls and cheats out).

Well seems to be working now. I've done a few store robberies, and stole/resprayed/tracked/insured myself a green sabre. Sorry Barry i couldn't accept your job request as i have work now. I'll be on later though.

compared by the content GTAO has to offer over V, I guess you payed for GTAO and V was the cream rather than the other way around...

Stop making excuse for rockstar and take two, Massacre. If they didnt know what they needed, they should have known. If they werent prepared for the server load, they should have been. This isnt some upstart indie game developer, its a professional international corporation. Their isn't any excuse for this kind of unprofessionalism. I understand you like rockstar and take two a lot, but making excuses for their mistakes lets them off the hook. They should get their shit together, we paid for GTA online to work, and it should. I didn't pay anything for GTAO it came free with GTAV you're bitching about the quality of a free product. You got your copy of gta v for free? They did market the multiplayer when selling the disk, nimrod. Its like saying the transmission in the car was shit, but when i bought the car the transmission was given to me for free so i cant bitch about that. Right.

Well we've already had a report of corrupted data from one of our own members. I reminded people in the launch topic to back up thier data also. Any fucked up data is on your own heads if you don't back up your shit.

Every triple-A MMO style game ends up fucking up in release. It's not just GTAO. Just finish up on GTAV and get that 150mil whilst we wait it out.

vegas living prick

Enjoy your shitty show, then. You're about to waste several dozen hours.

Yay http://rsg.ms/18MG4Fr Yay http://rsg.ms/18MG4Fr

Well, my character appears on the character wheel now. That's progress. It works a little better if you load Story Mode and access Online from the pause menu rather than just loading Online. For me, anyway.

Damn, ginger afro! Surely there's gotta be an option for that. As for midgets, I dunno. R* probably wants to protect people from being thrown every two minutes.

I hope the character creation allows for midgets with ginger afros....

Where did you get those masks, Kuz?

Tonight, I dine on Popeyes chicken, accompanied by a grape soda. 'Tis honky night.

ya we got to get sick shots of each others characters in action. shooting and shit. selfies are ok but I want a good pic i can work into a new sig. im tired of my golden potato penis

Think about it this way. 1 billion copies sold in 3 days. Even R* were surprised by that. They have only had 2 weeks to compensate. Give them a break. In a couple of weeks all will be sweet.

My character showed up in my wheel finally also.. lol during my free roam online i was able to get $240 in bank and a shotgun. Now i have something to start off of with when we finally get started.

You have no idea what the situation is for them. Some of us are well aware of what they have to work with. We all want to play online just as much as you do - most of us more so - and we will get to eventually. Knowing how many games they sold doesn't suddenly make it easy to prepare servers for it.

Fuck you, Rockstar. Fuck you.

Sunken UFO is just east of the island chain at the top of the map. I found a list of hidden packages, most of which are featured in sunken ships or good dive sites, etc. I don't want to link anyone to another website, but I am not sure of the guide status here. Anyway, I have a map printed out and will be "for scuba" this evening. I'll probably mark them all as POI on my map and maybe snap a photo.

I managed to get Micheal, Trevor, Franklin and Nala together for a series of convenience store jobs. Easily the funnest time I've had in this game so far. The final chase lasted about 30 minutes and went all throughout Blaine County, there was alot of off-roading so it's a good thing I gave Nala off-road tires. Couple of pics from the session... Sorry I couldn't get any shots of the chase, it was far too intense for all dat. Random Trevor pic... I call it... selfception.

Lowrider: Doing it wrong.

The only reason I'm desperate to find a crowbar is so that I can faithfully reenact this:

More cheats were revealed today. Invincibility PS3: Right, X, Right, Left, Right, R1, Right, Left, X, Triangle Xbox 360: Right, A, Right, Left, Right, RB, Right, Left, A, Y Super Jump PS3: L2, L2, Square, Circle, Circle, L2, Square, Square, Left, Right, X Xbox 360: LT, LT, X, B, B, LT, X, X, Left, Right, A Give Weapons PS3: Triangle, R2, Left, L1, X, Right, Triangle, Down, Square, L1, L1, L1 Xbox 360: Y, RT, Left, LB, A, Right, Y, Down, X, LB, LB, LB Max Health and Armor PS3: Circle, L1, Triangle, R2, X, Square, Circle, Left, Square, L1, L1, L1 Xbox 360: B, LB, Y, RT, A, X, B, Left, X, LB, LB, LB

He doesn't come to your street performances and tell you how to fondle unwilling octogenarians, does he?!

Only if you're incompetent. Some kid can buy millions of dollars to get a rocket launcher and a Cheetah and whatever else, but I can still headshot him with a lowly pistol if I think he's going to try to interfere with my honest earning. People can do what they please, I don't care. It's not going to ruin my fun. If anything, this is a good sign for honest players, because people dumb enough to buy in-game money are likely dumb enough to not immediately go to an ATM, and I will happily murder and rob them. It's a shame Rockstar sunk to this level, but I support anything that takes money from people who are too stupid to have it.

Turning real cash into fake cash that can be lost easily in-game. I wonder how many stupid people are going to do buy into it (assuming it's true which seems likely).

Aaaah the memories...

Animal spawns. Yes. I'd love to watch a multitude of cows stampede through the Vinewood Bowl during a packed concert, record the results, and upload it to Social Club.