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Not any more I sold that piece of shit and stole a decent car

Those hospital bills are annoying as fuck. Other than that, it's beautiful.

I just want to say, when this is finally all up and running smoothly, let's all go sailing!

Why spend money on a mic if you're not going to shout racial slurs into it?

Method for making money online without actually playing the game ~ 1) If you're playing GTA V's Story Mode, it's a good idea to go into GTA Online every once in a while in order to steal a car and sell it to LS Customs. a good Medium-Range car can go for $9,000-$10,000. Once you've done this just go back into GTA V ( this will save your GTA Online progress/ including money earned ) . Do this before someone tries to kill you ( potentially costing you up to $5,000 each time you're killed ). 2) Cars can only be sold to Los Santos Customs once every in-game day (48 minutes real-time). So while playing GTA V's Story Mode, every 50 minutes or so check you Phone/ Watch to see how much time has elapsed. Then go back into GTA Online to make another 9-10 Grand. You're always returned back to where you originally left GTA Online. So this will speed up the process when spawning back into the game. 3) To see how much cars will sell for, browse the car website: southernsanandreassuperautos.com 4) Selling to Los Santos Customs will earn you 10% of the market price of each listed car, if returned undamaged. 5) Enter "Passive Mode" while in GTA Online by pressing Select ( on PS3 ), it will be an option listed there ( and will cost you $100 to activate it ). This will make getting vehicles much easier ( even though you are still vulnerable while in a vehicle ). While in "Passive Mode" you are invulnerable to enemy fire while on foot ( but players can still run you over ), so get into a place where you can't be hit by a car if someone is trying to kill you. This is especially useful at the Los Santos Customs in Vinewood, just jump onto the elevated platform after you have sold a car, then deposit the money into you Bank Account using your phone. Then exit the game ( or do some robberies first/ if no one is trying to kill you ). @zephyr1991 pointed out a great car for selling to LS Customs on the last page. The "Gallivanter Baller" ( SUV ) sells for over $9,000 ( while some other cars only go for under $1,000 ) ~ *PS - Make sure to Withdraw $100 from your bank before you exit GTA Online. So you can reactivate Passive Mode as soon as you come back. ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ Another tip ~ Replaying high yield missions can get you cash very quickly. Specifically missions you get from Gerard ( he's in your contacts list on your phone/ you have to unlock him ) have relatively high payouts ($5,000-$9,000) and they can be replayed directly from the post-mission voting block with no decrease in payout. Some of these missions, including one getting money from Bikers near the Strip Club only takes like 5 minutes to complete and have a $9,000 pay out. It may be tedious but you can redo the mission as many times as desired ( until you have enough money for an Apartment or Garage ).

My pet hate is not being put straight back into free mode after a mission. I have to jump through a bunch of loopholes and loading screens to get there. Isn't that the point of playlists?. Just let me get back and cash my money.

I lost my character and now I can't even play. That pretty much covers it for me.

Grow up. I'm not a man-cat (well elf-cat to be precise), but I still play as Khajiit in Elder Scrolls games. I'm not Asian, yet my Commander Shepard was. I don't see any difference with female characters. It's called immersion.

I actually want to do this. You guys think enough people would be interested to warrant its own topic? Once GTA Online is functional and people actually have stable characters, that is. define "stable characters"...

I now want to do a series of FIB files for everyone's online character.

found a photo in my gallery! it's massacre, just before his massacre...

um, according to one of my friends, you are completely wrong on the character creation angle... would you rather stare a girl's CGI ass all game, or a man's ass?? wait, this might be the wrong forum to ask that...

John Marston had it right. Tents cost fuck all.

Hi everyone, Just went to go on GTA this morning and the PS3 said there was a new update 1.02. If you click okay it crashes the PS3 to the point you have to unplug it. The solution seems to be wait 30-40seconds before pressing x. It worked for me the download is only 39mb. I hope this helps anyone who gets stuck.

There are trains, both the Blaine county cargo train and the passenger one that runs across LS.

has anyone else noticed that the npc drivers in gtao tend to be realy bad a avoiding you? lost count how many have driven into the back of my car or swerve right in front of me even though i was going to be nowhere near them had i just gone past

Hell yes - loved that show...

Buy some masks, and use different ones when you rob stores. I started out with the regular hockey mask, as it's the cheapest.

^ ^ I SOOooo do not do that.

The races are filled with complete pricks who are more concerned with knocking you off the track than actually... you know... race. You get punished from other peoples mistakes.... it's raging me out.

Amen brother, I always get in a lobby with spanish people laughing and screaming.

I was cheated out of a free car upgrade at the beginning. I was in Customs modifying it, I bought the insurance and was about to change the colour and wheels when the "Host left the game". When I got back on, the car was mine, but I had to pay for any upgrades. Apart from that slight annoyance, it all seems to be working, although I did have to start from scratch with a new character, as mine (and the other 7 that I created) never came back.

played a little just now, great session, no hiccups and my guy was in my character wheel. Just hoping he will not get sucked up by the cloud while i'm offline... kinda worried and scared.

more stuffs.... hanging out my SP hanger sight seeing mexicans Hipster Trevor the peak in the middle is the one from the online vid, from 'unstructured things to do'. Fun to drive off with 'chutes flying my jet over the city and 1 more...

StillJustMe doin a fly by for me... my garage stuff...

I had about that much. then shenanigans. now I have about 17k

I think we're good here.

My, Otiz and StillJustMe went to Fort Zancudo...

FIB topic? what the hell are you all talking about?

in our demo I was having delightful conversations about their family.

An FIB topic would be great. Anyway, here are some of my photos:

The score has definitely grown on me. I'm still not a fan of 95% of the radio music, but the overall score is great. Ambient yet upbeat. I love the tracks that play in Trevor missions with the heavy distorted bass guitar. I also dig leaving the pause menu music playing while I'm doing stuff around the room. It's trippy. My favorite original song so far is the Pisswasser commercial on the tube, the one that makes fun of redneck America. I'm in stitches every time I hear the song. Fantastic, and spot-on satire of so many ignorant motherfuckers. "Ya oughta speak Inglish if ya like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or BRITISH, Or fuckin' Duuutch! Fuck the Dutch!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rEPFaAwPiI

i like to shout encouraging words to the poor fella... he knows he'll be reimbursed, no need to lose your life over it...

More "Legal Work" hours results in a less "shady" appearance. You can get a suit or even a tux (like me) for free if your Legal Work hours are high enough. If you're not satisfied with your initial clothing option, move the slider to the opposite end and try again. You can just tap on your mic as well. The bonuses of this: you don't have to strain your vocal cords shouting racial slurs and you can convince your game-mates that you're masturbating.

in the balkans, my dad did some terrible things, i don't want that to come back to haunt me...

It was a Collectors Edition bonus - not sure if and when it will be released generally...

When I get around to getting online im gonna be a honky with a fat lip and blond hair... Cause thats how i roll.

Trying out a hairstyle before my next shave for charity.... I call it the Mega-Vyv

My crackhead never got to violate her in a dark alley in free roam.

The character creation is bad. I don't understand why they didn't just allow us to morph and shit like SR. I can't get my character to look like me at all, and he has the gayest walking gait of all time.

but expanding upon it removes the small town feel in the first place... i dunno, like i said, it sounds good on paper, but i just don't know if it can be pulled off properly... if anyone can do it, it's R*... i just think it'll be too boring...

R*'s nod to Primus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppeoDZviTHY

First Snapmatic photo. Testing, testing. Holy Christ, it's a bench.

I didnt realist sdtvs were still obtainable. You can get an hdtv for 119, DO. Stop smoking crack and get you some.

The way I see it:

Finished the game last night, ending was ok, didn't feel as depressed as when I finished IV lol.