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Fuck gay tony, try gay trevor!

Strength: Start a mission from Gerald or Simeon (while on it you can't be wanted usually - don't do the mission, just drive around while it's active). Find a bus and use a car to climb on top of it. Keep stamping on top of the bus and hope you don't fall off. Because the driver will never get out, it counts as a punch/kick on target. Only takes about 15 mins of stamping to max it out . If you're lucky the driver will get the bus stuck somewhere stationary and you can stamp away. Shooting: Start gun range on your own, unlimited events. Do minigun random targets over and over. Only shoot your own targets. I think you get 1% for every 100 hits and it's pretty easy to get 50 every 30 secs so you can effectively get 100 bars in 100 mins. You'll make a small amount of RP when doing this too. Stamina: Just gotta run around. Still goes up if you're not mashing X, but I think it's based on distance rather than time so the further/quicker you run the quicker it'll go up. Lung Capacity: Swim underwater. No shortcuts with this. Takes an hour or so. Driving: Do the airport race over and over (solo) in an Adder. Set it to 5 or 10 laps. Will take no more than 10 mins to go up 25% or more. Stealth: Start a mission then just sneak around and stealth kill pedestrians. You won't get wanted so you can do it over and over. Think you need to stealth kill 200-300 people to max it out, though sneaking around in stealth mode will increase it a little bit too. Flying: Do a solo flying race (heli's, maybe the one at paleto bay) with 5 laps. Don't take any damage and try to set a new personal best every time (take your time to start with then gradually get quicker). Should max out in an hour or so.

i got the best early leveled title idea... GTFO LOC!

The lowest has to be Fine Gentleman.

That is a subject upon which no one will be elaborating. Especially not in that context.

Found me a Prius and decided to drag it all over Blaine Co. Drug it all the way to the truck stop in Paleto Bay Ended up with no body panels left, no passenger front wheel, and no tire on the drivers front wheel. Believe it or not, you could still drive it. I parked it in this space for the pic

u myron beard

Real women do. And make sure you wear a derby, that shit is class.

Hmmm perhaps. I may even try to grow a vintage strongman moustache for movember. Girls love that look...right?

it's verlander ...

The fact that 50% of players are now griefers All I want is to play with people online, that's what GTA Online was made for, instead you get put with a bunch of dicks who think it's a Call of Duty free-for-all and kill everyone they lay there eyes on, or decide to be a dick and destroy your personal vehicle for no reason what so ever, that's all players seem to want to do is just kill each other... and it sucks because you can't get anything done or trust anybody or make new friends online because you're paranoid they're about to get their gun out and and murder your ass for the hell of it... There's deathmatches for a reason so I hope R* makes it so that it doesn't allow player killing or allow players to damage your personal vehicle so that I can actually help out players being chased by the cops or rob a store with somebody for fun instead of joining a game full of bored trolls with nothing better to do because they're to crap at the game to do any missions and they don't have any friends to play with.

Contrails around the moon...

i'm going to game 3 on tuesday ... i haven't been to a pro baseball game in like 5 years...

Feel free to borrow my crew's titles. They rank from least to most threatening. John Farnham Harold Bishop Ben Cousins Mr Kelly Alf Stewart Chopper Reed Hando Ivan Milat Julia Gillard Max Rockatansky

I'm sick of respawning enemies in certain missions, especially ones in vehicles. I know it's supposed to make things a bit harder when playing as a group, but when you're trying to make a getaway in a slow car, have half a bar of health, and every single opponent has the ability to kill you in 2 shots from their car, it can make things really frustrating. Just send 4-5 cars, and once they are dealt with, let us go. I'd rather there be a penalty for taking too long to finish a mission (receive less money) than have to constantly buy ammo/armour to replay the same mission over and over because the a.i aim is cheese. The missions I've seen so far that are the best example of this are Meth'd Up and the one where you have to rescue Leroy. Fuck Leroy

pic of dup taking a pic while im in a titan Flattened by the titan. front rim gone completely Dup getting the back open to drive a car in. this didnt end well Car blew up. u can see up inside the titan at the back being squished by the back door

The bottom rank needs to be "Teletubby".

Some tough rims right there

Elegy vs Train. I'd say it was about even.

Gina Rinehart doesn't care how old you are.

Michael De Santa on the set of Richards Majestic upcoming film Favela Blood (working title). The film is based on the Bronco family's illegal organ trading scandal which was exposed last year. This will be the first major role for Mr. De Santa. He will star as former LCPD detective Max Payne, who was Rodrigo Boronco's personal bodyguard before his death. Fizz has tried to get in touch with Mr. Payne, but his whereabouts have been unknown since the scandal broke out last year. Favela Blood is set to come out in the summer of 2014.

Who wants a moustache ride? That moment when you realise you have more hair on your chest than your head. Goodbye mango wet look gel. You smelled terrific

played a bit with darth handsome Saw my first tranny

it's interesting that you can buy planes and helicopters, but there's nowhere to store them, where's our own private hangers? i hope there are mansions to buy at some point, or new condos with different interiors... it's kind of weird that we've all got the same looking place, just in different parts of the map... i was kind of disappointed in that...

Avery's site is down in GTAO. Somewhat supports the idea that we'll have better housing options, either at higher levels or later on in the form of DLC. Fingers crossed for a shack in the desert or a ghetto house in East LS.

I hate how being on a loosing streak makes it fucking impossible to see anything if there is light behind it. The Pillbox hill TDM map is also the most unfair shit I've seen in a game. One team has high ground with good vantage points, while the other team is below, and the only way to get past is through the middle where everyone can see you.

Just brainstorming, no particular order yet: Relentless Douche Penetrator Bacon Maker Instigator Asylum Inmate Specialist Commander Dipshit McFapsalot Train Chaser Conspiracy Theorist Brother-brother Scooter Brother Meth Head FML Winner ... Etc

Underbelly Underdogs you say? The W.

The hierarchy is in a serious need of an update. Why are 97% of us chucked into the muscle category? I think quite a few of us in particular should be bumped into the representatives category... *cough*MeGodfatherAceJizzinOtizTruth&others*cough* But mostly me...

1) There is an easy way to make $20,000 every 20 minutes. Play the Survival Challenge at the Car Scrapyard ( the name of it starts with a "C" and is one word ). You can camp for the entire 10 waves by staying behind cover in one of the buildings. There is a perfect spot in there which can't be flanked and has cover from the helicopter. After each wave just run out and grab some Health and Armour for the next round. Also using weapons grabbed off the ground like the Machine Gun/ Combat MG will help so you don't have to purchase ammunition for your weapons. Also use the Minigun from fallen enemies to take down the choppers more easily ( aim for the rotors to quickly blow them up ). Each time you complete Wave 10 of Survival you get $20,000 and about 2500 RP. This will take about 15-25 minutes and will increase your shooting skill as well. 2) There is a money making cheat which hasn't been patched ( I think ) ~ When you rob a Store in GTA Online and have gotten the money from the clerk press "START" and quickly go to "PlayStation/ Xbox Store" which will quickly take you out of the game. Then press "CANCEL", and you will be returned back to your last position in the store, only with no Wanted Level and with all the money you just made from robbing the store ( plus the Store is still open ). So you can then rob the store again, completing the whole process again. This cheat can be tedious but will make you about $2,000 every 20-30 seconds ( $240,000 every hour ). Here's a vid showing how you do it ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usr2sZgQny4 *Also make sure that you do this in an "Invite-Only Session" ( works much faster/ and without anyone else messing with you while you're making money )

This. I was laughing for ages when he was surrounded by police too!

I disdisdisdisdislike that silentmode on the phone only blocks story missions and not sidemissions. of what use is this paaleeeaaas?? I can continue the story whenever the fuck I like while sidemissions, especially property management, always pops up and bitches if you don't comply with the request. really... this basically renders silentmode useless