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massacre was right, you can fit 6 in this truck!! two of my lovers fighting over me...

Shhh. He's been useful and hasn't started a flame war since before release day. Don't change that, I don't have the patience for it. Also, the money balancing in GTAO is a complete train wreck. This bit of hypocrisy is pretty reasonable.

those turned out sick fuckin up my ride Cap'n Bones reporting for duty

Yep, pretty much... *votes bones*

I just want that little weed farm and barn and house at the foot of Mt. Chiliad. It's perfect, except for the angry Mexican that keeps yelling at me about Los Muertos whenever I go to visit the cows.

and since it has the word "bum" in it, there better be full beards ..

Balancing act.. Adam Bazooka in.. Die Hard 6: Not Plane Around

I smell hypocrisy.... Totally agree. Cheats take away from any feeling of progression and accomplishment.

Where the fuck did you get all this money?!!

He looks 12.

Re-spawning armor, weaponry, and health, if anyone needs help with their game. On land and now under water at the various aircraft crash sites, sunken ships, and pipeline debris points. GTA V Spawn Basics, an easy way to max out on certain ammo: With most weaponry, just stand over the spawning spot for a period of time. The spawn sound will ring each time of re-spawn and soon you'll be maxed out on that ammo. Examples: The grenade launcher maxes out at 10, Molotovs max out at 25, RPG maxes out at 20. But the assault rifles, in both categories, as well as snipers, go way past 1500 rounds. GTA Game Series Basics, Pump Shotgun and Health: As with all previous GTA Games, jump in a police car. After the pump shotgun is obtained, each additional entry yields 10 shells. The same holds true for the ambulances, you can still fill up on health by jumping in them. Sprunk, Cola, and the few food items available also max out your health. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Armor : 1. Los Santos homeless shelter behind the strip club, under the freeways. Health there as well. 2. The Land Act Dam, central open room at the top of the dam, health on 2nd level below this. 3. Construction site due north east of Franklin's safehouse. Molotovs there as well. 4. Maze Bank / Del Perro Station, near red sculpture, across from Bahama Mama's. 5. The metro/subway tunnel being built. Access from the tunnels, or the freeway construction hole. 6. Vinewood Hills house construction site near Beaver Bush Ranger Station. 7. In the boat shed, Millers Boat Shop in Galilee, on the Alamo Sea at the base of Chiliad. There is also another armor at this location, just go up the dock from the water and turn left at the barn. 8. At the pool of the Pink Cage Motel in Alta on Meteor St., directly west of the playable tennis court. 9. Sandy Shores, behind the County Sheriff Station. Health in front of SS Medical Center next door. 10. At the bottom pf the Pacific Ocean, at the sunken freighter, Pacific Bluffs, west of the Tennis icon. 11. Grapeseed, a small barn with a tractor in it, next to a large barn. West of the top of the town map. 12. Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City, south shore of Alamo Sea, next to the Carbine Rifle. 13. Behind the Vespucci Police Station, in the courtyard near the large sculpture. 14. Vinewood Police Station in Hawick. It's at the end of the ramp down to closed garage. 15. Good find by BlackSox9, LSPD interior. (Impound icon) Armor and a Sprunk machine. 16. Bottom level, climbable building behind LS County Fire Department Fire Station 7, El Burro Heights. 16. Good find by TheAnalogKid2112, on the off-road truck race course, Great Chaparral. 17. Redwood Lights Track, Grand Senora Desert, on top of the large cylindrical water tank. 18. In the lower level electrical area of the Galileo Observatory up in the Vinewood Hills. Health is everywhere: Wherever there is a soda machine, Sprunk or Cola, that will refill your health. Other than that, eating store snacks, or jumping in an ambulance, here are health pack spawns.... 1. Galileo Observatory, Vinewood Hills. 2. Vinewood Medical Center. (All Medical Centers have it on their walls as well.) 3. Behind a Richman Glen (Yoga) Mansion in the hills, east of Chumash, north of Richman Tennis <5/8> 4. Sandy Shores Hangar. 5. Paleto Bay, behind the Bay Care Center. 6. Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City, south shore of Alamo Sea. Check the toilet in the graffiti bomb shack. 7. Mirror Park, island drinking fountains. 8. Grapeseed, north of the Discount Store, opposite side of the street, in between two buildings. 9. Downtown Vinewood behind the Pitcher's Club, in the trash and dumpster area. 10. Every underwater crash site will have a health pack. 11. Del Perro Beach, 2 of 3 lifeguard stations northwest of the pier, and the 2nd southeast of it. 12. Behind the Pill Pharm building, in Rockford Hills. 13. Mount Zonah Medical Center, Rockford Hills. 14. El Burro Heights, LS County Fire Department Fire Station 7. 15. El Burro Heights, behind St. Fiacre Hospital. 16. Harmony, in the parking lot of the Eastern Motel. Crowbar: 1. Behind the "Tractor Parts" store/shop, east of Stab City at the intersection of Zancudo River and Alamo Sea. Northwest Grand Senora Desert at the little loop on the map. 2. Cluckin Bell Farms/Factory, Paleto Bay. From the front, far left building, under the Bell Farms sign. It's in the area with a dumpster and stack of wooden palettes. 3. Hang Ten Surf Rentals & Lessons on the Great Ocean Hwy, in the machine shop/repair area. 4. Construction site first level, in Alta north of Vinewood, with one of the largest climbable cranes. Knife: Inside a graffiti covered shack in Sunset Shores Trailer Park, home of the Lost Biker Club, Stab City. Golf Club: 1. Play golf with Michael on a friend activity. Your club will show up in your inventory. Baseball Bat: 1. In a fenced dumpster area at the south eastern end of Elysian Island / Voodoo Place. 2. Behind the Bayview Lodge, Paleto Forest / Procopio Promenade. (The big lumberjack statue) 3. Grapeseed, an old barn on a farm with growing tents. About 3 blocks east of the Discount Store. 4. Good find by gtagrl, graffiti covered shack full of portapotties beside Hookies, North Chumash Hwy. 5,6,7. Vinewood, Richman, and Vespucci baseball park. *So far every baseball field that I've found except Chamberlain Hills Park, has a bat. Just like in Fallout. Pistol: 1. Burned out shack on the Zancudo River, west of Sandy Shores Hangar. 2. The recycling center of Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City, south shore of Alamo Sea. 3. Behind REBEL Radio Station antenna, Grand Sonora Desert. (South of Hangar) 4. Converted bus/storage area in the Salvage Yard, La Puerta. Access from LS River or Alta St. 5. Paleto Bay alley between Golden Buns Bakery and Peckerwood College Style. (Across from Hen House) 6. In Rancho, an alley behind the LSDWP, east of Franklin's Towing Yard. Pump Shotgun: Other than police cars, it appears that every underwater crash site has a pump shotgun with the other loot. 1. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. Micro SMG: 1. Underwater in Banning, in between two bridges, south of Rancho / Dutch London Street. There is also health, armor, a pistol, and a pump shotgun, at the red marker in the image below. 2. Underwater at the Tropic crash site named Olifantus, south of Fort Zancudo. (NW of the bridge.) 3. Underwater aircraft crash site, south of El Burro Heights, east of the 4 star zone. 4. Underwater cargo liner crash site, north east of Mt. Gordo. SMG: 1. Backyard of a house down the street from Franklin's lock up, enemy territory. Grove street cul de sac. Approach from back of the house via LS River, or the front has a graffiti bomb on garage door for I.D. 2. Under water aircraft crash site, east of LS Port near Elysian islands. Also armor and health pickups. Grenades: 1. On a dock in Galilee, directly across the Alamo Sea, from the SS radio station. 2. Two pickups, aircraft crash site underwater south of El Burro Heights / Palamino Highlans. 3. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. Molotovs: 1. Construction site north east of Franklin's safe house. Open air top floor. 2. Back of the Alamo Sea Marina building, "The Boat House of Sandy Shores". 3. Under the first small bridge of the freeway going north past Zancudo Air Base. (After the tunnel) Sticky Bombs: 1. Vespucci Canals / Prosperity St. house construction, 2nd floor near the schematics. 2. Underwater in Banning, in between two bridges, south of Rancho / Dutch London Street. 3. Underwater cargo liner crash site, north east of Mt. Gordo. Sniper Rifle: 1. On top of a yellow circular tower at the Cluckin Bell facility, Paleto Bay. Can see it from Ammu-Nation. Comes with 10 rounds and re-spawns every few minutes if you want to max out. I stopped at 650 rounds. The tower is far right of the Cluckin Bell Reception double doors. Jump fence, climb ladders. 2. Near one of the corner viewing telescopes at the Galileo Observatory. 3. Palomino Highlands underwater south of the NOOSE HQ, Just before the large island. Sunken ship. Carbine Automatic Rifle: 1. At the Lost MC Trailer Park, Stab City on the south shore of the Alamo Sea. I'm still unclear if this is there before you have the mission where you destroy the trailers. 2. Underwater at the US Airways crash site, Paleto Bay, north of the long strip of land out in the sea. AK- 47 Assault Rifle: 1. Underwater aircraft crash site, south of El Burro Heights / Palamino Highlands. East of the 4 star zone. 2. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. AA-12 Assault Shotgun: 1. In a hole in the ground, in the LST subway construction area, with armor. Scaffolding has health also. This is the tunnels used in the Jewelry Heist mission. Found it long before the mission on my first game. Here is the back entrance which cops will never go into. Easy 3-4 star escape. Plus gang members spawn there so more money and ammo. Note this escape works for 100% of all robberies and wanted levels. Follow it through to construction site right before the freeway hole in the underpass. Get to know this route. 2. Another AA-12, Altruistic Camp, open building in the north west corner, near the RPG and Armor. Grenade Launcher: 1. Underwater in the eastern island cove, largest horizontal inlet on the map. The coastal point is due south of Davis Quarry, and north of the Palmer-Taylor Power Station. There is also health and an alien spaceship component under the water. Jetmax spawns in the cave. RPG: 1. Palomino Highlands underwater south of the NOOSE HQ, Just before the large island. Sunken ship. 2. Underwater pipeline debris site, south of Banham Canyon, west of Richman Tennis Club. 3. Altruistic fort on top of Mount Josiah. Trevor can walk around, Franklin & Michael treated as hostiles.

Also imagine the cunts that would abuse the weapons on the JB700, destroying everything they please for no reason whatsoever.

I'm seeing this being said a lot. What does it even mean? Your game has no bearing on what other people can see or do - you still need to grind RP to access high power weaponry. Here's an idea: don't make it take a whole day of grinding Boneyard Survival to buy even the cheapest of the supercars and people won't need to use exploits.

I won't cheat in the Single Player version of the game because there is a reasonable way of acquiring money, weapons and vehicles in a relatively short space of time. In GTA Online to do the same you either have to spend months slowly grinding with crap weapons/ vehicles and no money. Or you could buy their cash cards, that are unavailable, and which I would never buy anyway. So there is no hypocrisy there at all. And I find it funny that you went to the trouble of digging up an old post to try and make me look bad. What's wrong? You didn't like the sheep rapist jokes? Here is my complete post ~ { Totally agree. Cheats take away from any feeling of progression and accomplishment. Earning money by doing various missions, activities, gambling or by robbing is better than just entering a cheat. Progressing through the Main Story missions or completing a certain number of challenges/ activities to unlock weapons/ upgrades/ cars/ safehouses is better then entering a cheat. Looking for collectibles and getting spawned weapons that way, or completing vigilante/ ambulance/ firefighting missions and getting bonuses boosting health/ armour and the ability to become fireproof is better then just entering a cheat to become invincible/ or replace your health and armour automatically. Cheats are better for going on killing sprees, and for generally creating as much mayhem as you can, seeing how long you can last against the cops ( although if there is an invincible cheat you could last forever/ unless they have a glitch like in GTA SA where police helicopter rounds are able to penetrate you ). I don't save after accessing cheats, and usually won't fuck around with them until most of the game is completed. And I definitely never use them for story missions. } It's easy to take something out of context to make someone look bad, this was relating to the Single Player version of the game. Why don't you try reading the whole thing before you go on a Witch-Hunt next time... It was just a wind-up, mate. I had no other intentions.... You really do have a short fuse, don't you??? Keep the sheep shagging jokes coming - maybe one of them will be original...

Just start up the game and check for a patch... If not, then it still works (yes it does)

right, here's a bunch i didn't get around to uploading yet...frig. the first bunch is Ace in a cargobob: (the tiny black dot is Ace's approach from LS airport) i know, they're really dark... yes i was in a condo for those. me and bones-the other shot (i wasn't looking at the camera for some reason) the garage thus far, the baller is stockpiled... sorry for such a long post ppl, should'a posted some sooner.

Fixed.

I once got trapped there when I was wanted. I hid among the rocks above it, and the fuzz drove right in looking for me, gave up and left. All while paying no mind to the shrubbery, and I rejoiced, for myself and the weed.

I null'd cause im organizing this and all that but.... SCOOTER BROTHERS FOR LYFE

Fingers crossed for a biker pack. Lots of leather (jackets, vests, pants), the return of the Zombie, Lycan, and Revenant from TL&D, and houses throughout Blaine County. I would trade all the property in LS if I could have a Zombie..

seriously ... it's funny, some detroit tigers fans asked me about my beard tuesday at the game... the boston red sox team has been growing beards leading up to the playoffs, and now that we're playing against them, they seem to think i am not a true tigers fan or something... bitch please, i was growing this beard way before those idiots even thought of the idea... i'll have to take a pic of it before i cut it again after the season is over...

Fingers crossed for a biker pack. Lots of leather (jackets, vests, pants), the return of the Zombie, Lycan, and Revenant from TL&D, and houses throughout Blaine County.

i took a few more shots from last night's action... nut shot!! analog's creepy character...

I can put emblems on my jacket, I just don't have an emblem my character would wear. I tried making a motorcycle club-styled set of patches for the backup iGTA crew I made, but I don't have the patience to do the lettering. Very curious why some people can use the emblems and some can't.

No. GTFO.

Try LTS matches in ghetto or industrial areas. I got my crowbar from Cypress Flats LTS.

Surprised no one here really mapped out all of the spawns or people keep adding to one. I'm sure a lot of people on the front page would find it useful.........

I have 6 vehicles atm Bati (shit goes fast when heavily modded. I've killed myself a few times) Gauntlet Phoenix (people seem to dislike it. It got blown up 3 times yesterday) Fusilade (great car, but I'm selling it when I get a Carbonizzare) Elegy RH8 (rarely use it. I will sink it to bottom of the ocean at some point) Surfer (slow but fun. It's not something I'll want to keep forever) I only see myself keeping the Phoenix and Bati long term.

It involves 2 goats, a virgin, Massacre and a midget. Totally worth the pain and torture.

Same thing right?

*Changes my name to Useless Clown*

All the American members look like faggits('cept Bones and Tanner).

Street races only appear between 20:00 and 5:00. After each one you'll get a text from Hao which will unlock the next one

if mad max stays on schedule, i might not ever play watch dogs as i am more excited about that one than this...

The "Benefactor Feltzer" all the way. Here's mine ~

welp, watch dogs has been delayed until spring 2014... http://kotaku.com/watch-dogs-delayed-until-spring-2014-1445647171 it's a game on my radar, so i am glad i don't have to think about playing it while still playing GTAO and the upcoming AC4...

I like gtagrl's list more. Dupz's too. Conspiracy Theorist Asylum Inmate Instigator Bacon Maker Penetrator Gotta get ^those in there, Fitty. Here's a couple of mine: Doughman Newbie Bullet Spammer Ghost of Marney Postcount whore Emoticonvict Shitstormtrooper Banned Fagio Rider Keeper Asylum Dweller Calender Checker Victim Maker Heisenberg

Collect all the letter scraps and spaceship parts and do all the parachute jumps to unlock the last 3 Strangers and Freaks missions....

I have no idea why you put the word in quotation marks, as though Rockstar intended for there to be parkour. They obviously did not. The protagonists are a muscular hoodlum and two middle aged men, parkour has no place here.

I meant, I'm not sure how much of a fan I'll be after this inevitable piece of shit.

I'm slowly but surely finding some decent songs in the in-game radio. Still, imo, there are only 2 really good stations, a couple of ok ones, and the rest I don't even touch. My review of the in-game radio, station by station Non Stop Pop: I like Wham, Fergie, and Starlight. The rest is just background music to me. I wish the 80's stuff here had been combined with the lighter rock music on the other station, and the new stuff combined with the poppier Mirror Park stuff. I don't hate this station, and there are far worse ones, I just think it's not worthy of being a station by its self. Radio Los Santos: Awful. This station is a disgrace to its name. I've been listening to it on and off for two weeks, and there is not one song I remotely like. It's pretty much everything I hate about the majority of modern rap. Channel X: I got so excited when I saw the name. I thought we'd be getting another Radio X. I'm sure some people enjoy this station, but not me. I just don't like west coast punk that much, except for Black Flag. And why are there so few songs on it? I guess I should be happy there was no Green Day. Rebel Radio: It's ok. 'Convoy' is good for a laugh. I can listen to it without wanting to immediately change the station/shoot myself. Soulwax FM: Just balls. Nothing to see here, and another waste of space considering 2 other stations also feature dance music or 'electronica'. East Los FM: You know when you wait for the 'BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP' song, you're on to a winner... Probably the worst station in GTA history. Couldn't R* have added the few decent songs to Worldwide FM? West Coast Classics: Now we're talking. A giant fucking jewel in a pile of horse manure. I love almost every song on this station, and I've almost made an artform out of holding R1 and flicking the right stick to this station. I don't really have to say anything else. Everyone knows it's great. The Blue Ark: It's pretty average. I'd say it's the lamest reggae station in GTA history by quite a bit. Needs more Shabba. Worldwide FM: Winner of my most improved station award. I didn't like it much to start with, but it's got some pretty decent laidback stuff on it. I wish there was a bit more world music, and a bit less electronica. FlyLo FM: Oh boy, ANOTHER electronica station. Was the radio in this game compiled by 30 people who had no contact with each other, and just all chose whatever genre there were currently listening to at the time? This has to be the most pointless station in the game. Why is Outkast here? Why is Aphex Twin here? Unnecessary. The Lowdown 91.1: Not bad. Pam Grier is probably the biggest drawcard here. I wish there was more songs, though. 12 songs is not enough (Mastersounds had 18 songs, and was much better). Curtis Mayfield would have been good, too. Radio Mirror Park: Indie my arse, this is MOAR ELECFUCKINGTRONICA, with added hipster. Actually though, it's not that bad, at least not compared to some of the other stations. Space 103.2: Awwww yeah, now we're talking. I love this station. It has a slightly greater focus on 80's funk than Bounce FM, but it's just as good imo. It's got the GTA greats Rick James and Zapp (Heartbreaker is my favourite song in the game). It's got 'Party All The Time'. Once again, though, there just are not enough songs on the station. Only 13 here, yet fucking Radio Mirror Park has 22. The fuck R*. Vinewood Boulevard Radio: Meh. Garage rock. Boring. I never listen to this station. Next Los Santos Rock Radio: My winner of biggest disappointment. This isn't rock in the K-DST sense. This is AOR. Chicago and Steve Winwood? Nigga please. There are some gems (Robert Plant, APP, Steve Miller), but there is some ridiculous crap that just doesn't fit in, like Def Leppard and Don Johnson. Another case of 2 different styles jarring, which is the same problem I had with Liberty Rock Radio. Talkback stations: WCTR is boring. Blaine County Radio is pretty good, but you can't listen to either station all the time because R* are dumb If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I would firstly send an abusive email to R* for FlyLo, East Los FM, and all the fucking electronica.Then I would suggest the following stations and improvements, which would have at least redeemed the radio a bit. A combined metal and Desert Rock station (Kyuss, QOTSA etc). Because R* aren't ever going to give us a proper metal station, and chasing bikers while listening to Kyuss would sure beat killing bikers while listening to Willie Nelson. A yacht rock station. Take the Doobie Brothers, Steve Winwood, Steve Miller etc, add Steely Dan, Fleetwood Mac, and Rod Stewart, add a few yachts and some friends, and have fun times. Also add Duran Duran's 'Rio'. Proper Doof. Hell, I'd take dubstep over some of the crap in this game. Make the Rock station like K-DST. Less Chicago and Phil Collins, more The Doors, Kiss and Alice Cooper. And Billy Idol More Funk, please An RnB station would be nice, That is all.

Trying out a hairstyle before my next shave for charity.... I call it the Mega-Vyv

Grow your beard back, you proud american.

I've seen Analog Drum before. He's actually fucking amazing at it. I don't think he's self taught, and if he is he's got at close to a decade of experience to back it up. I still haven't forgotten all those days we wasted on RockBand, sweet cheeks.

If he was an avid percussionist and wished to get better he should take any helpful criticism. He appeared to have a sloppy technique, but I don't know his experience and the camera didn't fully focus, he also appears to be incorrectly holding his sticks but that again comes from if he was self taught and his experience. If a person can't take criticism then they shouldn't post about themselves on the internet.

I Googled 'old lesbian' and this came up...

As opposed to the quality posting of Santiago919.

tesco complete the danny welbeck signing

Parkour is for honkys so if the lead character is a honky it would make sense. Would be a cool feature too but if the lead is a honky im not buying the game cause i hate honkys.