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I decided to play around with photomerge in Photoshop...then thought to try to make one with Snapmatic photos.

igta jackass... --- --- --- niiiice...

quoted cause they get on this page and miEn right in the lady parts analog is SO fucking creepy lmfao

Tore my nipple off because fuck it. Michael's house is haunted. Bones jerkin it in his bulldozer. Bones being chased by Dio Set up a tanker to detonate at the jump.. was real hard to time correctly. Too much fun with bulldozers.

Me, bOnEs, DiO and eventually Analog... Playing with the bulldozer... Dem shorts... bOnEs needed a little private time... Mid-air jump over the tanker... That was a blast, boys. Thanks for the fun and the points. I might actually buy a property after today.

fucking punk ass kids that don't know any better...

ya people totally took advantage of the jobs. rockstar under estimated their fans. i feel they didnt intend for anyone to be millionaires already. with heists, will come a good amount of money. and more content will be added. for me i still enjoy a bit of grinding here and there. dont do it alone. play with friends. shoot the shit. enjoy the game. and make sure you still fuck around every now and again. like so

I never go for bounties, not worth it really. There are much easier ways to make money without pissing people off and having them chase you for the rest of the game. Early on in GTAO I kept getting bounties put on me and I didn't know why, I kept getting texts saying "I'm gonna waste you..." etc. I assumed it was the message you got when a player put a bounty on your head. Then I realised it was NPCs putting bounties on my head for stealing their cars. Now if I steal a car I always aim a gun at the driver and get them to leave the vehicle, it usually works. Although for some reason if you kill the driver you still sometimes get a bounty after stealing the car, as if they're putting a bounty on you from beyond the grave.

I was fuckin around at the research labs with a 5 star wanted level online in freeroam. And i fell off the roof of block 8, and fell into the underworld beneath the floor. I tried getting down in there, but i ended up hitting invisible walls before i was thrown back into the overworld.

Halloween costume sorted this year. Excuse my messy home.

change your password then... give that a try... or, you could be at your data limit and they're throttling your speed to compensate here at the end of the month... even cable internet has it's limits, but you have to download a ton to reach it...

It sounds like you have a weak Internet Connection, or maybe too many people are using your Network at the same time ( piggybacking off it ). Do you live in an apartment? Because there haven't been problems like this on Rockstar's side of things for a while ( at least not for me ). Their servers have been working a lot better as of late. One question, have you had other problems with your internet connection, like when streaming movies or downloading games/ dlc's? If so then you should probably contact your ISP ( internet service provider ) for technical help. It could even be as simple as moving were your router is in the room ( to avoid black-spots ), or using a wired connection ( Ethernet cable ) between your Router and Xbox/ PlayStation.

Boyish, unappealing, instantly irritating. Yeah, that's her real body.

yeah i had someone's little cunt friend pull that bitch move the other day, campin outside yer home. so i waited till the cuntfuck was robbin, and tossed a sticky bomb on him, and took my money back, then promptly blocked his little bitch ass. good tip, before ya leave the condo/garage/mod shop, hit start, go into map, press select to change to outside map view and look to see if any lame ass bitches are campin outside. works well. now if only the condo had a balcony so i could drop a sticky on their little bitch heads.... no more lettin friends invite their friends into my lobbies either....

This is an onboard shot of the above jump... (or maybe the one before it)

People that wait outside LS Customs to shoot you through your windshield as you drive out

Dress your son as Ellie, and refer to him only as Ellie until the following day. Everyone needs a bit of childhood trauma.

that was some good top fun last night... the bulldozer amusement park ride was fun, and we gotta get that explosion jump done right because that could be an epic pic...

If you race solo the wins still count Do solo wins count towards vehicle mod unlocks? Like ones that say "win 8 more races in this type of vehicle to unlock"... They sure do Are you sure? I'm sure I tried that and there was no change in the number of wins needed.

From me and my lady's gta session last night... Ace in rape face... Here's how you park a jet ski... Landing gear? We don't need to stinkin landing gear!..

last night, I picked off 3 of them with my sniper rifle while they were trying to get Vicey's bounty. Was fun. Is that what you were doing? I was AFK anyway so I didn't see most of it. Just saw you on the roof.

Dat flesh. *whgs*

last night, I picked off 3 of them with my sniper rifle while they were trying to get Vicey's bounty. Was fun.

Or worse, the twats that wait outside in hopes of collecting your Bounty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPNWc8L9tqQ

heading to the mod shop when i saw this view: hangin out:

As much as R* Nerf have pissed me off already, I'm an honest gamer and enjoy succeding the right way. Where I totally agree that the grind Is boring and the world isn't as populated with jobs and stuff as I hoped, I believe they will come up with much more content eventually. And I'll be waiting around until they do. I'm in this for the long haul.

ask and sometimes ye shall receive... i was actually thinking about renaming this the other day... most of us know what the discussing is here, but the name is quite misleading... and after 20 pages, it's certainly a hot topic so it also deserves a pin...

I dislike that if I own the same apartment as someone else, if they happen to be going back to or coming out of their apartment as i'm going in they assume i'm some trigger-happy fucktard and gun me down. It hasn't happened yet but if I see blips near my apartment I tend to wait for them to leave before I return there.

Hey gize................. Rick is still in a coma

Isn't that just a minor change from the glitch they are apparently banning people over? Since this is helpful tips, I have one; If you want to check to make sure the GTAO servers are online before you go to the trouble of loading it up and finding out they're offline. While in singleplayer simply go into the in-game web browser and check the BAWSAQ website, if that is down you can pretty much guarantee the GTAO servers are down.

nice!! you make that or buy it?? ---- a selfie in the bathroom at work because i'm that classy...

That's not being Canadian Otiz. It's just not being a cunt

Ace, with the Ricky mobile. (it was Ricky wasn't it Ace?) The wall ate this dude... my partial modded Tornado that i stole, hehehehe. hope the cloud isn't pms-ing today....

i'm mainly arguing against the ones that have amassed millions of dollars this way... we all are trying to grind out and make money, but people that exploit a loophole for tens of millions does kind of ruin the economy... not only did they not pay for the money, but they now have ungodly amounts of it to spend and waste on all sorts of stuff... even at a decent level you can unlock a bunch of stuff... i expected this with the in-game money you can buy, but not from people that can earn the equivalent of $30 in a matter of an hour or so... to me it ruins the economy, and could effect the money when the online BAWSAQ ever goes live... too much fake money in the market... i guess i just like the fact they set up an RPG system, and it pisses me off that people don't even want to do it properly... sure you still have to level, but earning money is non existent and takes away one of the most important parts to playing online... that's just my two cents though, i am in the minority in this argument, and i knew that when i posted it...

Started work on the mystery machine. I haven't decided if I want to leave it the way it is, or chuck a lighter shade of blue on it. I'm dressed as shaggy. I had a pretty boring session today. I tried to accept Dio's invite, but it wouldn't let me join.

Enjoy your shitty show, then. You're about to waste several dozen hours.

No.

The machine gun and how he used it was more than I could have ever asked for. Truly brilliant ending.