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I suppose I'll get bored of doing this sooner or later.

Chillin' with the mod shop guy before we blew him up. _____ Series of Bones running over peds on his bike (I'm riding bitch) ____ Take 2 of tanker jump. Dio got fucking launched! We decided to step it up a notch. Three tankers under the beach jump. I was in a car so the during pics should be coming soon...

dat moment when you're inside the mod shop, but not modding anything... dat moment when other people are experiencing the same thing... --- random fireman on fire... --- the more you play with analog, the more you get to know him... --- one of DiO's friend's showed me the interior of the bank in north vinewood, clearly a heist location... i remember the entrance from the GTA online trailer... --- just me and my badass bagger...

Two more!

Here's an attempt. You can even see the little red boat I used to get out there.

it's the beard... it makes all online characters look the same... to be honest, i thought the character creator sucked... everyone kinda looks the same, unless you're analog, then you look like a crazy hispanic psychopath...

It sounds like you have a weak Internet Connection, or maybe too many people are using your Network at the same time ( piggybacking off it ). Do you live in an apartment? Because there haven't been problems like this on Rockstar's side of things for a while ( at least not for me ). Their servers have been working a lot better as of late. One question, have you had other problems with your internet connection, like when streaming movies or downloading games/ dlc's? If so then you should probably contact your ISP ( internet service provider ) for technical help. It could even be as simple as moving were your router is in the room ( to avoid black-spots ), or using a wired connection ( Ethernet cable ) between your Router and Xbox/ PlayStation. Let me atart off with thank you soo much!!!!! I'm actually paying for really good internet. I have never had any issues with my internet with anything thats why this is sooo weird. Yes i do live in an apartment and i am using wireless. But the thing that gets me is because i played for the whole time it was first out. Fine no problems. It just started about a week ago and wasnt bad at first but just went downhill Let meptry to help with this. While you maybe paying for good internet your download and upload speeds actually mean nothing for online gaming. The important thing that matters is that you have low ping. Ping is the process of time in milliseconds that takes your "packets" to reach the data servers and back. While you could have amazing speeds itself its your ping that matters. You need to make sure you have your ports opened for online gaming and uPnP enabled. I created tutorial that shows you how to open your ping but it's for Xbox. Your best bet is to make sure your network settings is correct on PS3 and your DMZ is open. I'll post the tutorial on how to open your NAT for Xbox but you'll have to make changes and configure it for PS3. I haven't had to mess with my PS3 settings in years and I don't own a PS3 currently to help you to open your NAT. You'll basically want to skip the Single port opening and head straight to DMZ, again how you do this on PS3 is different than Xbox.\ HOLY FUCK DID I FUCK THE HTML CODING ON THIS SITE.. Thank you guys soooooo much for the help. I actually changed my password and played all night last night. Really weird but it worked by changing my password. But when I did change my password when I signed back on all my friends were gone. was like that for a couple hours but they came back. Everything seems too be working good now. But when I get home today I will try again. If getting my friends list back messes it up then I will try this option. One thing I did too when I changed my nat type to 1 is when upnp came up I put it as disabled on the ps3 so I wonder if that could have been it I don't know what upnp is so I disabled it after I changed my password I put everything back to normal and its good now :) :). I actually uped a level to 46 wooooooooooo!!!! THANK YOU GUYS YOU WERE SUCH GOOD HELP!!!!

I can see LSC form my apartment window. It's good to see if the people down there are camping or taking selfies with their new cars. If it's the former I go and fucking bomb them.If it's the latter I go and show off one of my cars too. I assume you're in tinsel towers then? I just bought that one, better view than my last apartment. If you see me going back there, don't gun me down. 'cause I fuckin' live there!

inside of the bank...thats sick. jump turned out nice some fun from the perspective of ikillyou you can see wylderhoads got launched in the air. bombs in the shovel of the dozer same jump analog got. BMGOX took this one triple tanker jump heres another explosion jump. its the big highway jump I did in my bilista. you can see i got blowed up makin it rain also, look at this property in the country. forclosure? can we buy this at some point in the future? Its like a farm house or something

I decided to play around with photomerge in Photoshop...then thought to try to make one with Snapmatic photos.

Hey OPx, a panorama of Pleasure Pier at sunset would be boss.

I think i see some pelvic skin At first glance I thought your face was a pile of Lay's Ketchup chips.

uPnP is a set of networking protocols that permits networked devices, such as personal computers, printers, Internet gateways, Wi-Fi access points and mobile devices to seamlessly discover each other's presence on the network and establish functional network services for data sharing, communications, and entertainment

Done.

I wanted a fat black midget.

There is no gas mask. My character looks nothing like me.

Decided to go for a bit of a tour of some of the areas I don't frequent much, seeing as there wasn't a lot of people on tonight. My first stop was Mirror Park. Found this playground with no kids. I tried the slide, but nothing happened. The view from the park. Stranger Danger!!!! No wonder there are no kids around. This sick bastard is hanging around the playground stealing them. It took 5 punches, and he kept running away, but justice is served. Damn immigrants and their child-stealing ways. When not dishing out justice to suss-looking park dwellers, I'm taking pics of my newly modded cars. Stuff saving up for a Cheetah, I've started work on my Issi "hot hatch". It handles like crap, and I barely noticed any increase in speed, but that $50000+ I spent on upgrades for it was money well spent... I also started modding my Tornado. Looks-wise, it's probably my favourite car in the game. One of those rare moments when I remember to take a photo in my garage. That's Zenator.

I wonder how they're going to stop people spamming heists to make billions. Otherwise why would anybody buy GTA$?

If your not gonna post youre face, what about a cock shot?

Hasn't happened yet thank fuck. But i'm sure it will. Jealousy's a motherfucker. You weak jealous motherfuckers.

Just look out for the sticky bomb on the garage door!

Snapshot added to first page to make it easier to find.....

Unless you quote me, I probably won't see it. I've been kept busy with work here lately plus, I'm getting ready to go back to school. I mostly lurk without posting and the occasional mod stuff if somebody hasn't beat me to it. The bulldozer spawns in the Paleto Bay construction site and the lower east corner (the big empty section where the private jets spawn in SP, near where the titan spawns in Online) of the LSIA.

You should have seen it 5 minutes after those pics then.

Boyish, unappealing, instantly irritating. Yeah, that's her real body.

*votes SJM :/ *

quoted cause they get on this page and miEn right in the lady parts analog is SO fucking creepy lmfao

Hey gize................. Rick is still in a coma

My main 4 door car is my Dewbauchee Exemplar ~ It has a great top speed, great acceleration and handling. Plus it looks Ultra-Smooth...

and since it has the word "bum" in it, there better be full beards ..

Did this happen when you first went to the barber's?