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Had some friends over last night for a belated Thanksgiving feast: roasted chicken, stuffing with apples, cranberry and summer savoury, gravy, potato wedges, cranberry sauce, red carrots in maple butter, lime and onion on red swiss chard, and freshly baked mutigrain bread. Dessert was pumpkin pie with spiced maple whipped cream. Every single ingredient came from local organic farms, including the pumpkin in the pie. Polished off a couple of growlers of brown ale and an oak barrel aged bitter, and a pinot noir at dinner. What a feast.

Here in the UK, this is a bit of an american stereotypical breakfast, and one I've never tried until today.... If you haven't discovered pancakes with bacon & maple syrup yet, DISCOVER IT!

The cops are only an issue when there are helicopters in a place with no tunnels, or when they are magically teleported in front of you, which is a nuisance. They need to fix this teleporting cop shit. Cops should depart from police stations and drive to your last known location, not appear on the road in front of you in a place where there isn't a police station for miles. There are no patrolling cops, other than a 5% chance to see one, and the game should reflect that by not making patrols suddenly appear in the hills, or the docks, or wherever there is no police station.

My Stinger Amen. My Stinger GT. With some crew members.

Didn't want to start a new topic just for this and this seemed like the most relevant place to put it. Link is for a 6 minute time lapse video of San Andreas in all it's living breathing beauty!

Well la-di-da! Guess who's not getting a ride in my Barbie glam convertible next time we meet in Free roam?

For me, it's the sentimental value. It's a classic GTA car, like the Banshee or the Faggio, but it's been a long time since the car has been in the game (last seen in Yakuza form in Liberty City Stories). Also, that thing has more style than any of the super cars. Those all look the same to me.

A good sniping spot to pick off other players? I found out last week that you can detonate sticky bombs while in your apartment. I also found out they don't disappear if you leave the area. Since my apartment is near LS Customs I could potentially plant bombs behind the bollards outside the garage door and blow up unsuspecting people from my apartment. I know it works, i've tried and they do detonate. If only I were that malicious...

So basically, you're everything. Fucking hell, everyone can make up websites these days.

I once offered pork rinds to a guy who's nick name was rabbi. Turns out he was orthodox. Everyone had a good laugh at my expense. I though it was just a nick name.

If you think that's a treat, try some ham steaks next time you have pancakes n' syrup. You shan't regret it.

To all my Gene' crew buddies on here. I changed the crew emblem to best suit its name & legacy.

Im, er, gonna need a tow

Where the fuck are you all getting money to waste on slow, prestigous, million dollar cars? And what‘s so great about the Stinger? Doesn‘t it have some of the worst stats of a Sports Classic? Can someone please be original and drive a JB700 or something?

I'll have a Stinger, one day. I will paint it silver, to honor the Yakuza who drove it in GTA III. I miss you, Asuka. I miss you, Kenji. Kazuki... you were a punk bitch.

Sarcasm is fucking great, so great in fact, that it is too often implemented too poorly

dammit....why did i mod my cars so much...and why did i fill that fuckin garage. i'm a dumbass! nuts. lol i want that fuckin buggy too!! hahahaha now...what to sell...... i'd kill for a secondary garage option....can't wait to see what's in this dlc. Better be a fuckin handlebar 'stach too.....dammit.....lol. but seriously, i want MY friggen 'stach mannnn. I wanna look different than 90% of the full blooded honkie crackers playin this damn game. well here's to hoping! ... *lights joint...*

Could you imagine how easy L.A. Noire would have been if it were set in Los Santos? Captain: "There's been a murder!" Phelps: "It's OK, with my psychic police powers, I know exactly who did it and where they are at this very moment."

Is that the highschool badass?!?