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Sometimes, on the particularly humid, moonless nights in the Zancudo Wetlands, you can still hear Qd's car...honking. Honking eternally in forlorn anguish, in plaintive mourning for its lost owner. They say if you dare to venture into the marsh on such a night, a growling engine and a sorrowful honk will be the last thing you hear before you're consumed by tire tread and chrome grille.

Random Thot No. 1: The Mugger is really useful for removing tank-fucks from their shell. When they get jacked, they're totally vulnerable to the teeth of a crowbar.

I want to successfully fill a titan and fly it up (and all parachute out). There's even an award for filling a titan on the stat screen....

Thot was purposeful, gtagrl Also, I'm sure this has been covered before, but why omit the I? Newho, I'm gonna see if my car is still stuck on the mud

I jumped off a building once, did that weird flipping thingy and landed on my feet.

ya that ended actually not too long after you left. IDK how that started. I wasn't even near any of it. I think it was camwal who started shit. dude without the mic. he fucked up one of my boats too later. it was an accident tho. drove a jet ski on my boat and it wouldnt come off. it jumped around and blew up. told him if he fucks up my second one (he was flying over it with a plane) I'd never invite him back loaded in a car heres what you missed after you left. boat trip and jumping off roofs into pools titans kept spawning on top each other this kinda reminded me of the happening BMX got drunk and fell over in the elevator. when he come out he was in everyone garage. Im not kidding. he wasnt in mine but I saw him like a drunk ghost. i even saw exactly what he was doing. from my view he was punching thin air

I defy anyone to not laugh at JB Smoove. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riv1yzjg5vw "I Danny Duberstein'd da fuck out 'dat man in 'dat room. Fuckin' VOILA!"

According to Rockstar, yes. I think there needs to be a subcategory of Bad Sports called 'Cunts', reserved especially for the folks that like to go on murderous rampages. They should wear a hat shaped like a massive phallus; when they take out a weapon, the prick goes erect. When they holster their weapon, the schlong deflates and flops about their face when they run.

how's that random?? i not only posted a video with the lyrics displayed in a poetry topic, but it also reflected on the current off-topic discussion about authority... soo, i don't see your logic here...

Inhale Air Wet. Cool. Still. Scratch Stone Hard. Cruel. Real. Grasp Steel Rust. Cage. Shrill. Taste Fate Last. Cold. Meal. Know Death See. Cry. Kneel.

There's plenty of awesome deathmatch locations, but we need a big 16 player one if possible. Here's some i know of: - Concrete: 4-16 player - Rooftop: 8-16 player - The Richman Hotel: 8-16 player - Sandy Shores: 4-16 player - Governmental: 8-16 player If you bookmark one before the match, you can playlist and get them from the start menu rather than traveling to the location.

DiO in his BF falling from the Sky. Another of one of my crew members My Hotknife Up town. My Hotknife Downtown. I blew up some fuckers car with a sticky who was chasing me around in freeroam shooting at me. This was what was left rolling down the hill... And a Gene' member took this of me just now.

Otiz, Kuz and I decided to take a limo trip the the Premier of Otiz's Weed Theater, Not sure what that is but it sounds like an excellent way to spend a Wednesday afternoon "You Ready For a shitshow buddy" "Oh Fuckaroo" Ace has gone Manic! I ain't even on the road Otiz found it was a good idea to migrate to the rear of the Limo He was wrong, nowhere was safe! The limo Mk2 this time Kuz joined us Such a serious person, just look at those eyes man. I'm bettin they wish the seatbelts worked at this point Dat color spectrum Kuz! You never shoot at the driver! That's my bird you see there After this we had ourselves a 5 star chase, long story short we all ended up like this

yeah! i smoke under the no smokin sign! hard-fuckin-core dude. fer sure! too funny gonna be a few here....shit. my coquette justsmee and my good ole hexter, that now has different colors 1 dead Barry...sorry but you left....has to happen... ummmm...Dio showing the invisible trick...uhh, i think Dio and Dupz with his nice tits. oh uhhh, nice tits btw, dupz... my crew colored chrome and gold rimmed obnoxious mobile, lol LSC reflected thru the green tinted chrome of my hexter Same guy as in Ace's photo. now with my bike on'im. Also, Ace. right. more still...but think this might be a bit long...

Back to the topic of quotes that are meaningful:

Probably the fact that i cant be near a friend when were having a shootout or i might accidentally bash his fucking head in with the butt of my gun.Really?No friendly fire option?Cmon rockstar.

A dozen casinos and a dull suburb, a good game does not make. Fierro can hold its own in a game, but Las Venturas by itself would be boring.