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Rolling a d00b.

Will someone tell this motherfucker my name ain't "Kuzs"?

remember to clear room in those photo galleries ...

probably... they know how we roll...

Van stock and train lulz

Weren't you commenting on the technical shortcomings of the Xbox during the summer?

Owning a PS3 for two years before getting my 360, and playing both side by side for three years after that, the 360 was far superior in almost every aspect, and I was a Sony fanboy in the beginning. You do not have first hand experience with both, so why do you consist on constantly bashing on it.

That is one noice machine. I will personally come and take the keys if you so much as tailgate with that puppy

These people had legitimate gripes, Black. I doubt they'd be so extreme in their console rivalry that they'd register false accounts on Amazon and spam 1-star reviews. Oddly, most people don't take the console rivalry seriously (who'da thunk it???) -- they recognize the differences between Microsoft and Sony's product as minimal. They realize that people's preference for either company will differ and they accept the opinions of others with an absolute minimum of ranting tirades against their preferred company's rival.

I should be on for awhile, send me an invite

Cigars are phallic, but should never be used as a marital aid. The resulting stench... Wait, what was this topic about?

My MC allowed a female member. You're just a sexist bitch. Also, Tumblr, Instagram, the images on said pages... there's so much cliche going on, I'm shocked your crew emblem isn't a vagina with butterflies fluttering out of it.

Godly. Reminds me of this...

That van grants levitation powers to anyone in its vicinity.

just about everyone in the session we were all just in had one at one point and time... a few still have them... here's a few pics i took while i wait for my chicken to cook... usual igta shenanigans... one fucked up van...

Not trying to contradict you here, but ive seen it almost every time im on.

What i have come to realize is that,im going to sound hypocritical,but playing random free roam games cant be really fun anymore.Most players in GTA4 were just the average GTA4 players,an i loved it.the occasional friendly guy,the neutrals fighting their own fights,an the douches in Buzzards.It was SO fun.Now GTA5,its all douches in not only Buzzards but tanks too.Its made free roaming not fun,sense you literally cannot trust anyone anymore.Im really no better then the asses who kill you on sight,but i dont do it because i necessarily find pleasure in pissing off people,but because if i dont kill them now,its my ass who will be unintentionally painting the Vinewood Boulevard pavement.

Do it. Awesome car.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

According to Rockstar, yes. I think there needs to be a subcategory of Bad Sports called 'Cunts', reserved especially for the folks that like to go on murderous rampages. They should wear a hat shaped like a massive phallus; when they take out a weapon, the prick goes erect. When they holster their weapon, the schlong deflates and flops about their face when they run.

You like to cause havoc and destruction? You mean you like to chase down unsuspecting people and blow them up while they're happily cruising along without a care in the world?

It's a setup for an Undead Nightmare-style DLC featuring an alternate timeline in which aliens invade Los Santos shortly after the three protagonists meet, with many of the game's characters as antagonists working for the aliens. As Michael is afraid of aliens, he goes AWOL immediately and serves as co-DJ of the revamped Blaine County Talk Radio, which is now exclusively used for Ron's segment, during which Michael's rambling makes Ron seem sane. Lamar and Stretch join the alien forces, convinced that the aliens are working with the Illuminati. Trevor, strongly opposing the Illuminati and various other pieces of conspiracy theorist bait, is the main force opposing the aliens. He also believes that the FIB agents are reptilians and kills them right away, pretty randomly. Trevor and Franklin take over Fort Zancudo and set up a safe zone there, with the majority of the fort's population consisting of the many O'neill brothers. Trevor finds a jetpack and flies it around randomly in the background of every cutscene in which he isn't a featured character. Later in the story, a UFO attacks the base. Franklin tries to use the jetpack to stop the UFO, but immediately rockets into the sky and splatters against the underside of the UFO. In a cutscene afterwards, Trevor notes that the jetpack didn't have any weapons and would not have helped stop the UFO in any way, and Franklin died for nothing. He shrugs and walks out of the frame, and the remainder of the cutscene is a shot of the plain, corrugated metal hangar wall behind where Trevor stood. It continues for 23 minutes. The final mission is Trevor killing Stretch and bringing Lamar to his senses, causing the aliens to agree to negotiate with Trevor. It is revealed that the aliens only wanted to probe Michael, and Trevor agrees to let the aliens sodomize Mike with their various devices.The final cutscene ends with Lamar comforting Michael, and Michael revealing that he liked being probed. Lamar sympathizes, and the two enter a homosexual relationship and move to San Fierro, setting up GTA VI. The End.