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epic stunt sesh bashed in the copter. lost control next attempt got stuck

THERE ARE ELVES IN THE MOUNTAINS *Runs to conspiracy topic*

I am probably the only one who would want this but here goes... An open world game set in the late 70's to early 80's in Britain. Similar to GTA in that it would be satirical and humorous, but more like Sleeping Dogs or The Warriors in terms of game play. You start off as a young guy just out of a borstal or kids home looking to find ways to have fun and make money... Story threads would include rioting football crews, the punk movement and skinhead gangs, the threat of the IRA, miners fighting the government, yardie gangs and organised crime similar to the Krays. Not many guns but a lot of environment based combat using bricks, bottles and whatever else you can find, knives, chains etc... with the odd shotgun and pipe bomb thrown in for good measure. Will you end up a football hooligan, police nark or a terrorist for the IRA??

so i finally got to play with the elusive massacre!! good thing i cleared space in my camera, i took a lot of pics ... chatting via text message is a bit hard to convey things i was trying to do, like the lost hideout and the bar stuff... --- this will pretty much set the stage for the rest of the pics... lost shootout... having some beers and scaring off some hipsters... fucking pussies... naturally had to kill a few cops on the way to the desert... dude, your bike was moving but you were not!! lol ... had a few more beers before we went on a country cruise to end the evening...

Dirty jackler reporting for duty.

Fix'd.

I'm in. I might make a playlist this weekend seeing as I'll be away from my console Only problem with a weekly winner is there will inevitably be people who join late or lose connection to the playlist. You need to be in it the whole time or it's not gonna be accurate.

Me, beatnic, and stoic worked pretty well as a team on survival.. Made it to level ten, killed on the characters except for the helicopter

buddy from fluck it has some nice photo merges http://www.flickr.com/photos/107325827@N06/ larger version in the link

Get everyone to jump off maze bank at the same time. Get a pic from ground level just before everyone splatters on the road

I can't read German, gunny.

*German laugh* Ah, such a witty pair, these guys.

i'll use accordingly ... i only share one every few hours so i am not overloading the news feed...

Then go play GTA 4 if its that big of a deal. Why complain about something that isn't going to change? The driving, sure, isn't very drift friendly, but they aren't going to change a major part of the game like that after release.

<--- this guy... we're not big enough yet... or we don't spam our page in their comments to get noticed since we're not taking on random SC members anyways... i am more worried about igta not getting noticed than the asylum...

"LOUD AS A MOTORBIKE Be on the lookout for some Crews known for terrorizing the freeways and avenues of Southern San Andreas possed-up on their Pegassi and Western 2-wheeled monsters. The Snapmatic page of the Lost Angels MC (LAMC) Crew reveals to a close-knit group ready to set GTA Online ablaze. Some constructive criticism though guys - you might want to recruit a maid. Then there's the SC Brothers of Freedom (SCBF) Crew, who have put extra effort into getting their name out there. In addition to being quite active on Snapmatic, the gang have also created their own website where they post everything from Crew news to sanctioned allies to documented Crew excursions." No mention of the Asylum MC? Dafuq, Rockstar?

Neither do I. Things like that would never slip through the censors, though. Just make up religions - everyone else does.... I would say it would be similar to how Epsilon is similar to Scientology in GTA

I'll keep an eye on Europe. When their stance relaxes, Australia should only be about 20 years behind.

I hear forza is releasing soon...

Catholics aren't people, lel.

It's easy if you're a pussy and brake all the time. Drifting is no fun.

Right. Get better friends who dont harang

YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN I FOUND YOUR MOM'S SWEETSPOT? *Tool laugh*

more electroshock fun bones's boobs floating stuff

I don't know where to put this http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51849/vespucci-beach-party-gta-online-social-club-event-weekend.html

No good. The slidey cars cheat still leaves you with better handling than IV.

Yeah, fuck you Empire, Annakin's coming back to us!

Quick, close it on a positive note! We should just have a PS v Xbox thread so people can flame the shit out of each other and save these threads for PS-only and Xbox-only contents.

Almost irrelevant. The only time you will absolutely need one is if you're doing a rally race and you're not the driver. Although a rally is pretty fun with a mute navigator.

I b der. And yeah you can create a playlist on the social club and it uploads to the game. Then when we play them all in a row as a playlist it adds up points/score, so we still get an overall weekly winner.

What sort of tips do you need?

Do stolen planes have unlimited respawns in hangars? I'm too lazy to try it out with the fighter jet, I don't want to lose it.

Ok.

@Shlong Time Member. You're right that most people will buy whichever console looks better to them, regardless of specs, games & other features. They will more likely buy a new console based on which Brand offered them the more enjoyable experience Last-Gen. Like for instance maybe they thought that there was a better Online Infrastructure for the Xbox 360, and therefor Multiplayer games were stronger on that system. Or maybe they are looking for the console which looks to have a brighter future when it comes to games, like with Sony's larger stable of 1st Party Developers, ensuring great Exclusive games in the future. Or maybe they think that the Xbox One's controller is the best one ever made, and even though the Dualshock 4 is nice, it still doesn't measure up to the king of FPS. Or maybe they like the PlayStation 4's stronger hardware, meaning better looking Multi-Platform and Exclusive Games as Developers get to grips optimizing new game engines for the new consoles. Or maybe they like the All-In-One entertainment system which the Xbox One has in spades ( even though the cable integration really only benefits Americans/ and the PS4 already has many of the same Apps/ a Blu-Ray Drive/ Internet Explorer & DVR as well ). Either way, both systems will look very different in a few years with plenty of new features patched in over time. But one of the major things that can't be changed is the Hardware, and this could hurt the Xbox One in the future ( unless they can somehow unlock "the power of the cloud" ). Really I just wanted to get the facts straight regarding the differences between the two consoles. And because I'm biased towards one over the other ( favouring the PS4 ), it may look like I'm trying to stretch the truth or outright lie. But believe it or not everything I've said was 100% true. I'm just sick of all the disinformation that's been going around lately. PS4 FTW

Yes i've listened to most, except the pop station obviously. Space is one of my more frequent ones. Haboglobotribin'!

I am. I'm not actually gonna play, but it feels nice to be included.

I don't like how they have put all the beach-bum clothes in my wardrobe. Couldn't they have just put them in the shops to buy without assuming we want to own them automatically? ...How do we get rid of them?

Yep, i'm rockin' the pork pie with glasses and round goatee.

Police chase, stunt jump from the Chinese pagoda, lands on deck, hides from police across the road from station...

omfg, did i step into some alternate dimension where the internet didn't become a js ridden mess and angelfire is still the shit with courier fonts everywhere

Thanks Synch but I have found everything now - this is the first GTA I have 100% in!! And largely without guides... I knew you turn these maps inside out so was just after some general hints on how to do that - I would get easily distracted.... The aural clues for the letters and spaceship parts were invaluable so I really only used guides for stunt jumps (cheers bOnEs) and knife flights and yes the Epsilon tracts were really sucky...

Super-top-secret insider business magic follows: But good luck with your venture anyway. You'll need it.