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I found this interesting post, posted by the same guy who uploaded the youtube leaks, and published his own levels on the socialclub:

I left game and came back, and there was two of me. Ghostman had to knock my clone out because he wouldn't stand still for a picture, and was running like a pussy. I smashed my head on a rock. Bike stunting is fun. (Can't wait for the content creator)

Hell yeah. So many replies. Most of you are helping me out quite a bit and I thank you. 1. I don't intend on sticking to tourist areas. There are of course things I've always dreamed about seeing, like the Eiffel Tower, The Louvre, the Vatcan, etc... but I'm more of an off-the-beaten-path kind of guy and especially more into nature and old architecture. I could give a fuck about buying a bunch of magnets. 2. Malta? What the fuck is Malta? 3. The reason I plan on September is to go after the hundred thousand high school kids and families visiting Europe for summer vacation. Do you think a September-November trip would negatively affect my enjoyment of the environment? 4. I'm not too worried about mugging to be honest, just trying to get a feel of what I may not be able to read on the internet. I'm a 190lb, 6 foot tall man who grew up in downtown Las Vegas. It's not like I'm a sheltered Christian boy from Minnesota. I don't think I'll be someones first target. 1. Never heard of Nice, but since I'll be in France I'll make it happen. Thanks. 2. I love mountains and white people. I hope to make it up north in Italy but may begin in Rome.. perhaps I'll take the train all the way south when leaving Germany instead of flying. 3. I hadn't even considered Turkey, the Netherlands or Poland, but the former two look really cool after a quick Google Image search. Next time. 4. I really dig that wallet idea just in case, even though I'm not a Jew. Solid. 5. Fuck you. Strange. Is London really not worth a visit or are you being a dick? I would like to see a nice place in England since I intend on checking Ireland out but this kind of puts me off. A coworker from Germany also said everyone in London are fucking nuts. Maybe I'll begin this Trip in Norway instead.. Shit, that seriously was the most helpful post yet. Most was stuff I'd already thought about, but you turned my jumbled mess of ideas into a well-organized write-up. I do intend on smelling like shit most of this trip, bringing barely any clothes. Not even bringing a phone. The occasional check-in on a hostels internet terminal will do. May sell my laptop for a more portable notebook computer. Already planning on the cheapest hostels and seldom nice meals. I will get to know the art of sandwich well. Thanks a ton. Fuck. All of this sounds perfect, particularly the metal detector idea. I'm a big history buff (primary reason I'm choosing Europe over an American trek) The more I think about it the more appealing beginning the trip in Norway sounds. Like I said, I'm much more into the nature and scenery of these new lands than anything. Germany and Italy are two countries that I've been 100% on since the beginning. Luckily, one of my coworkers lived in Germany for the first 30 years of her life so I'm set on things to do there. The northern part of Italy is an idea I'm starting to get into. Switzerland sounds perfect but may be out of my budget. We'll see. What was that a picture of? Scotland eh? Hadn't even considered that. If I'm correct that's as far north as it gets in the UK.. so maybe if I end up in Ireland I'll go there too.. That Paris protest bit cracked me up. Looks like my food budget should be saved for Paris. Not really interested in Amsterdam. Bone Church sounds fucking RAD and metal as fuck but I'm probably not reaching that far east from how zig-zagged my route is seeming so far. Yep. Gtagrl is right on the ball. Luckily my mom loves my idea and is allowing me to move back in until I depart so that's a nice chunk of my paycheck I can put right toward this trip. I may be able to have a little more fun than I originally hoped. On a side note, fuck fish and chips. I'm not really a fan of fried food. I want some weird shit while I'm out there. Snails, bison cock, lemming ear, whatever the fuck you Eurodudes feast upon.

Here is some from the PS3 night (02nd Dec):- Yes my character is pre-op as he got in a hissy that I hadn't played in a few days.

Four long, straight roads meeting at an intersection. A ramp at the end of each road. Four super cars, traveling the same speed... covered in sticky bombs. They all hit their respective ramps at the same time, meeting in the center in a fiery explosion. We then have the best crew photo of all time.

^ audience at brians standup comedy show.

↑ And this is why ace is our mascot. He goes off to dirty jackal at least once every 20 minutes lol Dress him im the jackal costume!

White people really fucked up the Caribbean after all the pirates were killed.

I'm starting to think I'm going to skip Ireland/UK this time around since so much greatness seems to be available across the water. I want to visit Greece so bad. It didn't seem too likely due to the distance from all the other places (me not wanting to go through the countries between it and Germany) but I didn't know about ferry service before you guys told me. In that case I'm there! Then I'm undoubtedly going. Fuck! Excellent tips, man! This all sounds very appealing. I had no idea they had ferries enabling me to cross those boring countries on the way to Greece. This post sounds so good I may do it word for word. How serious are you about extremists blowing me up? Should I avoid a certain area or time to visit? You sure like to mention dangers of Spain. Would a day in Barcelona be a safe/worthwhile idea? Man, sounds like I'll be spending most of my trip exploring all of Italy. It sounds like every part has something to offer. Turkey/Greece sound pretty likely now.

Wow. That's depressing.

Me and Parker playing on the roof top

You will be able to create you own stunt jumps soon, it's in the content creator. (Probably vehicle only though).

ACLU? What's that? A basketball league?

That's extremely ignorant. You'll learn as you age, I guess.

I'll take China over any part of Europe that isn't on the southern coast of the continent. If it's European and isn't Italy, Greece, Spain, or Portugal, it's not worth visiting.

My Sabre:Left. Brother's Sabre:Middle. For some reason My Felon on the Right. My bike got garage raped Me and that guy just gang banged Tracy

I'll remove the 5. someone tell me what the igta font is and ill have that looking cleaner. right now its a live trace of the forum. ill center better and ill make him angry or something. i live traced that. it was clip art. didnt draw lol. not putting THAT much effort into it. but ya i can modify it a bit and the dirty jackel came up between me and ace. his jackel was dirty. he then said "it's a dirty jackel" I said "that sounds like a sexual position." at the time Kuz was gone, his character left standing there. Ace: "wonder where Kuz is" me: "he's probably off dirty jackeling"

Fish & Chips may not be anything special, but they're a national treasure because they helped us fuel the soldiers during World War 1, and it caught on. Fish & Chips is like what McDonalds is to 'merica, a cheap fast food alternative. Most of us don't really eat it all that often, but it's an end of the month sort of food, before we get paid.

Hooray for beards!

Spain is dangerous for tourists, and you're a bitch. You will be robbed, stabbed, and raped, in a very enthusiastic fashion, by poorly-dressed street gangs making cat noises for no apparent reason. Yes, that is what street gangs in Spain are like. I am not joking.

2 great minds think alike?

bum "you know...I dont mind being labled a crackhead"