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GTA Online Update: Free Deathmatch & Race Creators this Week, Capture Mode and More on the Way http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51955/gta-online-update-free-deathmatch-race-creators-this-week-captur.html With this week’s Race Creator tool, Craft your most challenging and intense GTA Online Races – in the streets, skies and waterways of Los Santos & Blaine County. Then share with the community to see who can best your bespoke Race. Get ready for lots of new content updates for Grand Theft Auto Online, beginning with the launch of the free Deathmatch and Race Creators tool coming this week. Here's a look at what’s on the way in the weeks ahead... Deathmatch & Race Creators Beta This week, we will give you the first chance to build your own content in GTA Online (and play content others have made) with the release of the Deathmatch & Race Creators Beta. With access to some of the same tools as our own game design and development team, you can craft your own custom blood-soaked gunfights, high-octane street races, screaming jet dogfights and more. You’ll also be able to publish your original Deathmatches and Races via the Rockstar Games Social Club for the whole community to discover, download, play, rate and share. Players can create and customize Jobs for the following modes: Deathmatch Team Deathmatch Race GTA Race Rally Race Lift the goods from your rivals, then make a clean break for your home base in the all new free Capture mode and Jobs update coming this month to GTA Online. We’re planning on regularly reviewing some of the best community-created content to recognize and distinguish them as Rockstar Verified Jobs, shared out to the entire GTA Online community. The Deathmatch and Race Creators will come to you via a free update, and you’ll need to have a Social Club account that is linked to your Xbox Live Gamertag or PlayStation Network ID to use them. The Creators are in Beta so please help us iron out any flaws and bugs via the GTA Online email address. We expect the Creators Beta to become available as soon as tomorrow, December 10th. Look for an official release announcement here at the Newswire. The hunter and the hunted – the entire open world is your battleground as you war against enemy teams for coveted contraband in Capture mode. Capture Also in December, we will introduce possibly our favorite competitive team mode, Capture. A proper GTA twist on classic capture the flag, Capture mode brings territory infiltration and a new form of team-versus-team treachery into GTA Online. Up to four squads battle to steal contraband, trucks, buses or whatever from opponents' bases using high-speed vehicles, explosive weaponry and cunning teamwork. Craft, cooperation and team tactics are key. The free Capture update will bring a host of new jobs to GTA Online, accessible via the open world and also directly through your phone. Capture is broken down into four variations - ‘Raid’, ‘Contend’, ‘Hold’ and ‘GTA’ – we will give you full details on each of these next week. Coming in 2014 Expect big things in both Grand Theft Auto Online and Grand Theft Auto V next year including: GTA Online Heists. We know many of you in the GTA Online community are super excited for the debut of co-operative Heists. Heists are currently in development and we are working very hard to get them as polished and as fun as they can be. Stay tuned for much more detail in the New Year. GTAV Story Mode Updates. For those ready to jump back into the story of Grand Theft Auto V, we have big plans for substantial additions in 2014 continuing Michael, Franklin and Trevor's action, mayhem and unexpected adventures in Southern San Andreas. Plus much more still to be announced. Look for all the latest updates on Grand Theft Auto V and GTA Online here at the Rockstar Newswire, and follow us on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and Instagram.

Rocking the jackal....

my buddies haircut always changes on him weather he likes it or not. just saw this. corn row mohawk. such a strange glitch also this is fucking awesome pics by IKILLYOU this by bmxog420

Lol, no one wants to buy a Jew.

Found the house I want if we get more purchasable properties

Fuck that. Just walk. Stop whenever you see something interesting. Run out of money in a small village in southern Italy. Become a farmhand to make your way. But the farmer who employs you, he has a daughter. The two of you fall in love, marry, start a family. But one day, the Sicilians roll into town, and it's time for the village to pay up. You stand up for yourself, for everyone, and it costs you dearly. The Sicilians murder your wife and infant son, and your world falls apart. You try to cope, but you know what must be done. You go into the attic of your home, where your father-in-law kept an old, dusty trunk. You unbutton your shirt, and, moving your bag of Jew gold aside, pull from your necklace a small, rusted skeleton key. The key to the chest, trusted to you when the old farmer passed. You open the chest, the hinges creaking, and find a rifle, a pair of pistols, and an old, moth-eaten trench coat, the last remnant of your father-in-law's old life. You load the weapons and adorn the coat, and take the first ferry to Sicily. As you set foot on the island, you wonder if you're in over your head, if you can do what you know must be done. Pushing your doubts aside, your trudge onward. You've been here before, brought much-needed supplies that are only grown on the mainland. You know the streets. The people. The way the crowds fade into empty streets as you approach the bistro where the Mafiosi congregate. You realize that it's too late for doubts, for changing your mind. You know that 'now or never' doesn't apply to you anymore. It's now. Only now. You quickly unload the rifle into the gangsters seated around the room, killing most of them instantly. The rifle is empty, and you drop it, immediately drawing your pistols. Reinforcements have arrived from the bistro's back room, harbingers of the man whose blood you came to spill. You effortlessly gun them down, fueled by your rage, the rage cause by the man who enters your field of view now. You raise your weapons, aiming for his head, realizing all too late, that in your bloodlust-driven haze... you forgot to count your shots. No sooner than you realize that you're out of ammo, you feel the burning, churning pain of .45 caliber hollowpoints penetrating your flesh, splitting into pieces, shredding your vital organs. You feel your life slipping away before you've even hit the ground, though you do live long enough to do so. Your vision goes in and out of focus, blood runs from your mouth, only a hint of the damage your stomach and lungs have fallen prey to, and you grit your teeth in fury as the man who destroyed your world slowly kneels before you, a mocking grin on his face. You cannot hear what he says to you, you can barely think straight. Your death is close. You are briefly able to focus, too see the twisted grin that remains on the face of your killer, taunting you to the bitter end. The grin fades, however, when you flash one in return, only second before drawing the knife from your belt and burying it in the man's stomach, driving the blade upward, your hand digging into the wound and thrusting the blade upward still, into his heart. He collapses next to you, mocking you no longer. Your work is done. Your family avenged. You let your gaze drift to a nearby window, and see the sun setting in the distance. A fitting metaphor for your end. A smile spreads across your face. You know you'll be with your family again soon. ... What the fuck did I just do?

Im jackel'd up, ready for tuesday

apparently he's just some rich twat with nothing better to do... http://kotaku.com/fallout-4-hoaxer-just-wanted-to-watch-the-world-burn-1479362778 fucking dick...

Went for a walk at lunchtime, a Range Rover drove past. My first thought was "I should have jacked that... $9k at LSC" Was playing a GTA race the other night and fell down the field early. Got some rockets and just shot them. Next thing heard over the mic chatter was "Fucking GTA race!! How can you fucking race without any wheels!!". I lol'd

Why I live where I do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWKOhmy-SHE DEM Snowdrops!

You're supposed to live life when you're young. Go out and enjoy it!

THANK FUCK FOR THIS!

Your mouth will get you in trouble if you go to Turkey. Or anywhere in the Middle East.

Rockstar Games has revealed that Grand Theft Auto V's first story-centric add-on will arrive in 2014, and stars the original cast of Michael, Trevor, and Franklin. On Rockstar's Newsire, the developer said, "we have big plans for substantial additions in 2014 continuing Michael, Franklin and Trevor's action, mayhem and unexpected adventures in Southern San Andreas." http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/09/substantial-gta-5-story-dlc-coming-in-2014?utm_campaign=fbposts&utm_source=facebook

Not sure about waiting until next year for the heists but I'll focus on the good news. Lots of it!

I just leave one guy and run around and collect the crates.

So I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy a Eurail 2-3 month continuous pass for this whole trip. While a little pricier, it simplifies most of my travel options and goes everywhere I need to go. So far this is my list, in order, of places I'd like to visit. Las Vegas to Bergen, Norway Bergen to Oslo, Norway Oslo to Stockholm, Sweden Stockholm to Copenhagen, Denmark Copenhagen to Hamburg, Germany Hamburg to Berlin Berlin to Munich Munich to Freiburg (Black Forest) Freiburg to Reims, France Reims to Paris Paris to Versailles Versailles to Chartres Chartres to Chamonix Mont-Blanc Mont-Blanc to Milan, Italy Milan to Verona Verona to Padua Padua to Venice Venice to Florence Florence to Pisa Pisa to Livorno Livorno to Perugia Perugia to Rome Rome to Naples Naples to Lecce Lecce to Brindisi Brindisi to Igoumenista, Greece ...But then I hit a road block. There's no railways anywhere near Igoumenista and (as far as I was able to tell) no flights from Brindisi airport to anywhere in Greece. Massacre, gtagrl, any suggestions on what to do? I'm very unfamiliar with Greece and am at the end of 8+ hours of research for today so I'm not looking it up tonight. Are there any reliable bus services that will allow me to get to the good parts of Greece? Here is the map I'm referencing that shows all the Eurail tracks/stops. http://www.eurail.co...ailmap-2013.pdf I've been confused and frustrated about exactly where Eurail goes, because there have been issues with me only seeing (for example) a train from Stockholm to Oslo, when my plan is to go from Oslo to Stockholm. Am I just misinterpreting the "Stockholm-Oslo" description as a one-way train, or will there be a train to and from each city? If I'm understanding it correctly, I'll be able to train on each line on the map. Hopefully, anyway. Edit: holy shit, I just noticed that epic story you wrote, Massacre. Or should I say, epic prophecy. Change that setting to Russia since the women are so much hotter (and my actual people, contrary to your belief that I'm a Jew) and you're not too far off.

Fuck that looks good. And I don't eat desserts.

Fixed.

You're in for a treat with that one. It's a total mindfuck, you'll like it.

Just finished Michio Kaku's "Hyperspace" which blew my mind and really opened my eyes to how awesome our universe is. Just began reading "Slaughterhouse Five" by Kurt Vonnegut.

i don't do mornings very well...

Every time I do a gang attack, the crates de-spawn before I can get to them.

I used up the last bit of internet to watch that video.

The topic of sugar shacks came up, thought I'd post a couple I've taken:

I've emailed Sony, informing them that they are a bunch of proud americans. Will keep everyone updated on this.

Ideas for next weeks mulletplayer event. Bounty Survival. At random, we all pick a person to be a bounty hunter. The person with the highest amount of votes takes it like a man. The rest of us will then all have a bounty placed on our heads, and the hunter has to try and take us on. However, the bount'ees can't fight back, only run or hide. The last bount'ee wins. Bottle fights. Take turns fighting one-on-one in our custom "fightclub arena" using only bottles. Person that lasts the longest, wins. Bottles of Beer on a Wall. A group of us line up on a wall somewhere, whilst a random goes off and picks one off from a distant unknown location. Then the remaining of the people on the wall get one chance to fire a rocket in their direction and try to kill them, before he picks off another, until they all die, or he fails and gets killed first. Anyone else got any ideas to liven up freemode?

this came up in the recent pics THE FUCK! ya, hackers. but I havent even seen this in single player

<--- this guy... we're not big enough yet... or we don't spam our page in their comments to get noticed since we're not taking on random SC members anyways... i am more worried about igta not getting noticed than the asylum...