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Preparing for the funeral. Preparations More Preparations A final Salute Kuz got himself Ummm... Something went wrong here Stunting The money shot Random shot of Otiz and the Crew My Sandking got impounded the same time as Kuz's Vacca. Rape.

sneezed too hard one day....fuckers just fell off. hands are okay tho....wouldn't be able to roll a j without 'em

Say what you will, that Rockstar put out a shoddy product, you were cheated, violated, etc... No matter what sort of shortcomings you find in GTAO, it remains a fact that they're peddling the best MMO-meth on the streets at the moment. Despite the alleged flaws people talk about, GTAO is a masterpiece of unprecedented vastness, depth, and ambition. Rockstar are the Heisenberg of the games industry, period.

FIX'D

i might as well promote this picture since R* retweeted it and it's got a shot at going viral... so give it some likes and let's see what happens! http://rsg.ms/1cRqqa5

Never noticed this topic before and I suppose I should introduce myself properly. My name's Matt but I've been using Grove as an online persona for the last 10 years because I absolutely loved GTA:SA. The first site I found in the lead up to GTA:SA was gta-sanandreas.com and I frequented the site under the alias M@2me. I don't normally have anything intelligent to add so I normally keep pretty quiet but I'm drunk fairly often so that can change. I'm from Dunedin in New Zealand but currently living in Melbourne, Australia. I'll be moving to England later on this year after a few months traveling around the East Coast of the USA and as much of Europe as I can. I've met quiet a few of the regulars here online already but as a long time lurker I'd like to say that this is by far the best online GTA community there is. It always kept things well organised in the lead up to GTAV and it's always been the by far the most entertaining.

i paid $60 for GTAV single player and it came with this ambitious multiplayer beta that will continue to evolve over the years... it's never going to be a finished product if they plan on adding more and more to it...

Great idea ginge. Maybe after you've successfully "completed" a given job it should be added to a job list. People will spam the better ones obviously, but the best ones usually require a high level anyway, so the RP and money shouldn't be classed as a quick grind. Even so, there's probably a way that R* could implement a "You can't do this job for 10 more minutes, try again later." notification, if they don't want people grinding the same jobs over and over again.

Fixed.

I liked Absolution but I didn't really care for the linear levels like Run for your life or whatever it's called. I see having maybe one of those levels but Absolution had way to many. I'm glad they're going back to classic Hitman.

For the love of God, if you come to Canada, make sure Thunder Bay isn't the only place you see.

i'm not deludional at all... i got more than $60 out of this game... the amount of time i've already invested in this is probably on par with fallout and skyrim... so no, i am not delusional, i just know how to enjoy what they created... i'm sorry GTAV failed to live up to your extremely high expectations, QD... that must be a bummer...

10/10 would scissor.

some dude named grove huh....sounds like a punk.... never heard of ya.....godddddd, who is this weirdo anyway????? hehehehehe u should hit up Atlantic Canada. Forget them yankee's! Commonwealth all the way ftw!!!

I really like how that one came out. Looks almost like a miniature model. Cool.

i can't now, i am all invested in her ... my entire garage is pink, lol ... ehh, no one made a slutty beach babe though, so i guess i still have that going for me...

I bailed first chance i got.

@CFO>> wasnt me in them shots dude. that guy has arms in the photo........

That is an astounding level of proud american you're sporting, there. Do not bring it with you the next time you visit this site.

But, how about an ugliest car competition?

the lot of you a bitching for essentially NO reason. "oh i have no money anymore waaaah" big deal, rockstar wiped me completely dry. You know i did? JOBS. for the past week all ive done is missions, and each and every one of them pushed out more than 20k and ive rarely done the same one twice.. i went from 50k to over 3 million just like that. "theres no story waaaah" get some fucking friends you loser. make your own damn stories. i have more fun playing with random ass randoms using our imaginations for good ole shananigans. better yet, make your own damn missions if youre that fuckin butthurt. godamn asshats. complain some more over nothing why dont you. either way, the rest of us, with a funtional brain will continue to have loads of fun on a BETA game without you.

Where's the Ginger? He's got a new friend

Don't know how I ended up at this. DiO invited me to the crew which prompted me to register here. I should've worn a suit to the funeral.

My name is Cameron and I live in New Zealand. Felt like joining after meeting a bunch of guys from here on GTAO through DiO/Ayreon. Some of you may know me as camwal51.

I want all the missions I have unlocked to be available from the Jobs menu. Sick of ringing the guys up and waiting for the one mission I want/need to do...

I want to have a Cargobob be able to pick up a jet and then have the jet fly away and pull the Cargobob in the air...

I had the fortune of finding this on my 2nd play through, early on. Missed it on my 100% file, it can be found right after Trevor's first LS heist..... Trevor talking to Mr. Raspberry Jam: "(Listens) Hehehehe, you are a naughty bear Mr.Jam" "Aren't you a trooper? Aren't ya?" "Koochy- koochy-koooo" "Friends Forever" "Mmm, How could I say no to you, heh?" "(laughing quietly), hehehe, if you wanna do that we're gonna need a safe word....." "mucky nose, naughty" "Mmm Look at you, mmm." "(cough) uh, I am vanilla by your standards" "Hmmm? Oh you have the filthiest mouth, you know that! "Mmmm, you'll keep our secret...."

I look forward to some glasses that aren't opaque in a coming update...I'd like some actual spectacles instead of sunglasses.

baywatch

ya that was me trashing wiggin's cheetah Otiz's new chick and her vag wiggin fuckin shit up

I'm kind of sick of being the errand boy for all these powerful people, I want a touch of Vice City with me running some stuff, I organise drug deals, ambushes or hits. Maybe if your part of a crew that's higher enough level you can get special 'Crew Strand' missions that you can start at your apartment?

FlOppy.. is that you?

Bananas in her WHAT?! I SOLD YOU THOSE TAPES BECAUSE I TRUSTED YOU

Like that time we chased each other around for nearly an hour pistol whipping each other.

Not everyone had hacked money, so raising the cost would fuck players with real money or people just buying the game now. Now you're the one making no sense. R* was put in a box. They took the money you never should have had, away. Deal with it man. It's just a game

A gentleman on the internet was walking out of a gas station when he saw this:

It's your first time in Europe, you don't want to fucking spend your time in some German woods with a metal detector. It literally sounds like something an insane person would do.