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  1. 3 points
    This has given me an idea to demonstrate brand loyalty and commit vandalism simultaneously. First, we get everyone some iGTA stickers. Whenever one of us sees a car in "crew blue," we slap an iGTA sticker on it and take a pic. Whoever gets the most wins a night with a transsexual prostitute or something.
  2. 2 points
    Bring me the horizon is like taylor swift with growling.
  3. 2 points
    Well, the one I tried went like this... "Fuck, that's a big ship." "Oh shit, mortars." "Oh shit, 9001 broadside cannons." "I'd better stay behind it." *Whittles health away with chase cannons that haven't been upgraded* [30 minutes later] *Enemy at 5% health* "Got you now, fucker." *Enemy suddenly lurches forward and does a fucking powerslide, firing all 9001 cannons and destroying my ship almost instantly* Expect a lot of that.
  4. 2 points
    Someone should get the monkey modders organized and do a Planet of the Apes deathmatch.
  5. 2 points
    This has given me an idea to demonstrate brand loyalty and commit vandalism simultaneously. First, we get everyone some iGTA stickers. Whenever one of us sees a car in "crew blue," we slap an iGTA sticker on it and take a pic. Whoever gets the most wins a night with a transsexual prostitute or something. i know just the prostitute ...
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    I've heard the new Assassin's Creed game will be set in France. It's going to be called "Assassin's Creed: White Flag".
  7. 1 point
    I just came a little over the new photo contest. So many ideas damn I got a wedding to go to this weekend.
  8. 1 point
    Really! I just thought bones had a purchance for night walking lady men.
  9. 1 point
    I've been to see a fair few comedians live. Seen live: Michael McIntyre Jimmy Carr Julian Clary Jon Richardson Andy Parsons That is in the order of how good they were. My favourites are: Michael McIntyre - he is fantastic at observational comedy Jimmy Carr Lee Evans Alan Carr Sarah Milligan One of my favourite jokes though is by Noel Fielding, the whisper joke and Michael McIntyre bit on scissors.
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    yea, i didn't want to entice an argument here, i merely posted it for lulz... and speaking of lulz; this seems to be a reoccurring theme on the SC feed for me... i'm either friends with friends of hackers/modders, or people are finding easier ways to mod the game for online... either way, i think the monkey mod pics are fucking hysterical!! ... some real planet of the apes type shit...
  11. 1 point
    I waited until much latter in the game to do the slave trader camp. then I just tanked in and slaughtered everyone.
  12. 1 point
    I dont think I'll ever to have sex in as a fucked up place as them Lannister sibling did. Best I could probably do is jerk off next to the corpse when my dog dies.
  13. 1 point
    I've smoked weed almost daily for 20 odd years now and it all comes down to.... fuck, what was I replying to again?? Anyways, I'm hungry....
  14. 1 point
    When I was trying to be a stand up comic, I was working on Richard Nixon/JFK impressions so I could do their voices for a "Who's on First?" bit. Someday... Someday...
  15. 1 point
    Ya I actually opened up a few of my races. They were cool but limited. I keep the default class the way it originally was to keep the pun in tact but you can now switch it to sports and sedans and so on. DId the same with my Tornado race. I'll do it with dirtying of the jackal as well. All classes expect super. Super cars have no business on the off road tracks.
  16. 1 point
    Still not my favorite. That honor goes to the best midget since Warwick Davis.
  17. 1 point
    So crew blue it is then...I nearly spit out a mouthful of coffee this morning when I saw a parked Charger that was our exact shade of crew blue...almost pulled over to see if he had coloured smoke on the tires...
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    The only reason not to do hiests irl is the cops and threat of permanantly dying. Now, they need some sort of equivalent deterrent in gtao aswell. Perhaps instead of a time limit, a heat meter. Eg, the more hiests you do in a specific amount of time, the more likely you will get caught and have to pay retribution, bribes, or loose cars. That could be counteracted by paying for special items which hide your identy, make you faster, ect.
  19. 1 point
    Dup, the new logo is cool and all, but all I see when I look at it is... "Genetic superiority due to regularly taking our vitamins."
  20. 1 point
    you got the blimp online?! well damn ... i surely missed out on that, maybe another night... here's the snaps from tonight... mule wars... boat ride with tanner, dio and his buddy... that's not gonna fit... this looks like a good parking spot... well that escalated quickly... tanner being tanner... --- and now the randoms... and there's a few good ones IMO... tired, goodnight ...