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moar truckin Otiz made it the furthest up cargobob'd but cool to see at the top ghost i think ghost, big boss and bones otiz having relations with an army man watching tv. I then froze while watching myself. burgershot buggy

I should be there. My baby is due on Thursday, if she's on time...

partyin'... otiz is crying himself to sleep... ghetto cowboy (good song lol)... tha crew... the city... a rocket... an armless monkey with a tophat and a flashlight...

Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea." Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I'd drink it!"

Time for the aerial photo's. Yes, I know I love my helicopters way too much. Reminds me of the convoy song shortly after I get run down by npc whilst crossing the road to my truck. We prefer more alcohol to chicken. After the first convoy met with problems mostly with me driving off the edge of a track. We started again this is where I used the Cargo bob as AA roadside recovery. Autobots roll Someone crashing in to a NPC truck driver. Some trucks seem to be faster than others? Especially the NPC truck driver, lets just say he has the engine of a cop car. Motoring Are you sure this is the right way? The little engine that could. Dio's trailer was larger than most but still he got it up there. Just over that hill Dio had an accident. Lucky for him AA came and sorted him out. Me howling at the moon. Tunnel vision Third convoy task to get to the top of Chillad Something about the guys when they see a train coming they always have to try and....... JUMP IT!!!! Someone brought a dumper truck to this convoy which was a little slow so the train gave it a hand. Dumper truck heading up the hill Dumper at the top. At this point I would like to point out it made it halfway up before he got stuck. Would of helped the rest of the convoy at certain points but no they have to go it alone so much for being a team. There is no I in team, lol. Might be able to see Otiz on the left in his truck. There was going to be a better shot with it silhouetted however I was carrying a trailer at the time and it freaked out making me shoot the sky. Heading back to the big city. Spread eagle ready for my character to do his business and get out. One angry chimp. Bigboss must feel unliked.

mine.... first run with the beer truck....not so good time... ummmm....*hic*.... sorry 'bout da tr*hic*, truck. wasn't, *hic*, me....*urp*.... dio....i missed the shot. he totally didn't just do a flip tho....so...nuthing...what? 2 guys 1 guy, 1 tramp, 1 ghostman killu tramp ghostman pointing his gun and 2 ppl....i forget, who they are fuckin tramp....mannn. dio....lmao... funny, tramp looks the same when she's suckin down a cock too. hahahaha wtf .....seee!!! goddddddd... dio, stage right, runnin laps. k. oh...and other ppls... kill's bedroom. also ps fanboy needs to post the bones pic's next to the tv with tracy...fuckin hilarious!

TUE MAY 13 ~ 6 PM EST / 11 PM GMT (PS3) --- Join us for some Multiplayer fun this TUESDAY! We'll be playing Deathmatches, Captures, and Races created by our very own forum members... and then of course the usual Freeroam/Shenanigans before and afterwards, perhaps even missions when the numbers dwindle down a bit. It stops when we all go our separate ways, so stay as long as you like! Take some photos and share them here! --- The Jackals: (post here to join) bOnEs DiO gtagrl Jizzy DuPz0r ...and various friends from the skatefluckit crew... --- Thoughts: high life night... whatever comes in the pack, rock it ... colors don't matter because i'm sure there's a very select few blue items to chose from anyways... i'm sure i'll be buying one of the new apartments so we can all party over there... as for the cars? i don't know yet, i'll have to check them out in single player first... and NOTE THE TIME!! TUESDAY, GUYS!! --- Past Events: NOV 11 | NOV 18 | NOV 25 | DEC 02 | DEC 10 | DEC 16 | DEC 23 DEC 30 | JAN 06 | JAN 13 | JAN 20 | JAN 27 | FEB 03 | FEB 10 FEB 17 | FEB 24 | MAR 3 | MAR 10 | MAR 17 | MAR 24 | MAR 31 APR 07 | APR 14 | APR 21 | APR 28 | MAY 05

I've made the playlists but they are subject to change. be there to tell me you updated them on tuesday so we can rock the new cars in the races. im thinking if everyone has a decent car in the class, customs on. for something like the huntley, just make sure the huntley is open in one race so we can try it. ill do that for a few of my races myself. so far only one of mine in the first list but if we dont get enough people updating their shit then fuck it, we will fill it with mine. i think it would be cool to do a high life cars only playlist. im confident otiz will update a few of his street races. hes good with that. dup will probably have 5 new ones made on tuesday alone now that he has his gta online back.

Speaking of classic heckles, this one from the Ashes (famous cricket series between Australia and England for the uninitiated): Rod Marsh: "How's your wife and my kids?" Ian Botham: "The wife's fine. The kids are retarded."

Again... I need that slogan at the office.

That banner for me will probably be the only time I fap to a pixelated character...ok,now I feel dirty and never to feel clean for that one.

that and gtagrls boob tat. best banner ever

your giving away your Italian cousin?

Just about 3 1/3 months left... Still so much planning to do. Sadly, it seems I'll have to skip France for this trip. Their strict reservation requirements on most rails completely throw off my desire to be spontaneous in my destinations this trip. Instead, from Freiburg I'm going to explore Switzerland instead of going to Paris.

the convoy of cheech, bmxog, ikillyou and hardsauce. man its fuckin hard to take pics while flying. hit a few trees.

For the story DLC, I would like more heists and jobs where you call in outside help and your online character is one of the options... maybe choose whether they are a gun man or driver... then when you go to do the job, if you are a driver, you turn up in a car from your online garage... the gunman has your online characters full range of weapons... Then when you go online, your character is wearing the heist suit and your bank account is $20,000 bigger...

And has a great history of political corruption. And gave us our present president. And gave us SCTV. And held the 1893 World's Fair (which gave us the Ferris Wheel). And is the national railroad hub. And has a cooler name. And has a cooler accent. And was where they shot Home Alone. And... let's face it, who the fuck cares about St. Louis besides a bunch of buttboners?

A place like Saint Louis is not allowed to call Chicago a shithole. And your arch is stupid.

Damn. Indy is suave as fuck.