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DLC rides Pigalle Rhapsody Panto Glendale Blade Warrener Dubsta 6x6 Check out MY new ride!

Finally up on Newswire a couple of hours later. Here it is: Express your incredible individualism and stand out from the herd with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, 100% re-claimed “I’m Not a Hipster” Update now available for Grand Theft Auto Online. This new content update features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more, as well as additional enhancements to general gameplay to ensure the world is constantly evolving. Choose from seven new vehicles including classic nostalgia rides like the Glendale, Warrener, Blade and Rhapsody – affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few modifications. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta (unlocks at Rank 100) to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest non-ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long arduous journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool. Along with today's update, gear up for 12 new Jobs across an assortment of game modes, including Races that provide showcase opportunities for these new retro rides, a Deathmatch in Puerta Del Sol, two new Captures and more. There are also three new Gang Attacks in Chumash, East Vinewood and Mirror Park. Airwaves (Rank 15, 1-8 Players) Students of style know that what comes up must go down. Drop 4,370 feet while imagining you're over all the bands you listen to on Radio Mirror Park, as you twist and turn sharply down to the pond below.- Beach Odyssey (Rank 15, 1-16 Players) Nothing says artistic credibility like a grainy image of trash next to a burnt out RV, so get your butt off a nice beach, and go to a nasty one. This is a Point to Point Race for Sports Classics starting in Chumash, ending in Sandy Shore, mainly on-road with opportunities to hit top speed.- Before It Was Cool (Rank 15, 1-8 Players) Any skinny jeans wearer will tell you, sometimes things just don't fit. Try and squeeze up to eight compact cars around the tight corners of this lap Race in Mirror Park.- Caffeine Rush (Rank 1, 1-8 Players) If your friends caught you drinking anything except a flat white at an independent coffee house it would be social suicide, but when you need java, you need java. This is a Point to Point Sedan Race from Del Perro to Mirror Park passing by four 'Cool Beans' coffee shops.- Contend: Condo-monium (Rank 1, 2-8 Players) Make a statement about late capitalism or income equality or art or pointless statements or something by trashing condos in Puerto Del Sol. This is a Contend style Capture going for the last of the party supplies in the courtyard between two identical apartment blocks.- East Vinewood LTS (Rank 9, 2-16 Players) They don't know how it started, maybe two girls got the same tattoo, or reposted a Snapmatic without giving photo credit. What they do know is sides have been chosen and East Vinewood's gone to hell in this two team Last Team Standing.- Embracing America (Rank 1, 1-8 Players) All your friends are going East in search of the last un-gentrified patch of turf in the country, and you're heading West. Load up a so-uncool-it's-cool Sedan, and race toward Little Seoul. Lots of straights and a few tight turns at the end of this point to point track.- GTA: Grab a Cab (Rank 1, 2-8 Players) After twelve hours 'rolling' at your local post-industrial techno-house night, your tattooed friends will be too wide-eyed to drive themselves. Pick up some taxis for them in this two team GTA-style Capture based around the Downtown Cab Co depot in East Vinewood.- Hip to be Cool (Rank 1, 1-8 Players) Because driving around Rockford Hills in nice cars is too mainstream, and going through Vespucci Beach in low riders is kinda yesterday... This Compact class Race takes you back and forth over the Los Santos Freeway and in and out of the Casino parking lot.- Legion Square Survival (Rank 25, 1-4 Players) Freedom of speech is dead as the cops crack down on Legion Square protesters. Battle the police on foot, in SUVs, and eventually in Buzzard helicopters. And remember that the real bad guys are the bankers looking down on the action from their office windows.- Puerta Del Sol (Rank 1, 2-8 Players) Every artist wanted to die young, then they wanted to mock their predecessors with an ironic statement about dying young, now it's a post-ironic statement and they might end up actually dying.- Trend Setting (Rank 1, 1-16 Players) A Lap circuit Race with muscle cars around Mirror Park for simple people who want to seem complicated. There are also tons of tweaks and updates made to Grand Theft Auto Online as part of this update. A few notable ones include: Ten existing GTAV vehicles have been added to the southernsanandreassuperautos.com website for purchase, including Story Mode characters’ vehicles: Albany Primo BF Surfer Bravado Buffalo Franklin's Bravado Buffalo S Bravado Youga Cheval Picador Dundreary Regina Trevor's Karin Rebel (clean version) Trevor's Nagasaki Hot Rod Blazer Michael's Obey Tailgater [*]Pure Gold and Brushed Gold paint colors have been added to LS Customs in the ‘Metals’ category. These unlock at Rank 100. [*]A new Pure Black window tint has been added to LS Customs, along with four new jazzy vehicle horns (including one which loops and speeds up / slows down as you drive). [*]Eight new individual player celebrations and four new paired Celebration animations have been added. [*]Players will no longer be charged Insurance costs if their vehicle is destroyed by another player who does not have enough GTA$ to pay. [*]Fixed an issue where, if an insured Personal Vehicle was destroyed, both parties had to pay the insurance costs. [*]Fixed an issue where some four-wheel drive vehicles had reverted to two-wheel drive. [*]Players are now able to bookmark Jobs whilst in a Playlist from the Pause menu. [*]Tear Gas now does more damage and lasts longer. [*]A small tick has been added to the first screen in the corona if a player has played a Job before, much like in the pause menu or Next Job Voting Screen. [*]The level of difficulty is now displayed when pressing D-pad down when playing Missions. This update also includes a host of other adjustments, game tuning and exploit fixes. For the complete list, please visit the Rockstar Support site. To download the "I'm Not a Hipster" Update, just boot up your online-connected PS3 or Xbox 360 and start GTAV. You'll be prompted to download the automatic update (1.14) and Xbox 360 players will also be required to download an additional compatibility pack upon entering GTA Online. Stay tuned for details on future GTA Online content updates in the weeks to come - as well as info on the upcoming "I'm Not a Hipster" Event Weekend with lots of special additional bonuses and contests happening this Friday through Sunday.

modded each car, lmfao. they are so awesome. i made them a bit ridiculous

I don't remember leaving GTAO last night... I had a few beers early in the night when I got in from work. Then when we claimed that airport tower, I started on the whiskey. I don't remember much after that, I think we did another playlist, can't be sure. I woke up at 4:30am and i was still in the lobby, and you were all still online too, because my character was just walking in circles, where I dropped my controller to my chest.

We spent way too long fucking around in this tower. Still going Kill shed some light on the situation by calling in an air strike I keep getting my cars spawning outside my garage. Can't get in them though. We found my liquor store. It is even the right colours Photo shoot for the ladies at the pier then we went on a road trip Last shot of the evening

Images from tonight so far:- I hate drunk drivers. It was a hedge too far for my dumper truck to make it. I like this photo. God damn it cop he was just standing by his car. Don't worry I got his badge number.

these new masks look ridiculous!! ...

Really showing off that Kentucky-level intellect with that post.

wait....did you say HAND tattoo's!!???? OMG! FINALLY! --all you fuckin arm ppl pissin me off with yer fancy arm tattoo's! now i get some too!!!!!! muahh!

that isnt even a thing anymore, saying this looks tits, this isnt southpark... also rockstar wont do much else like that, if i were them id allow you to save your cars in a list of modded cars, and keep it there so if it blew upitd stil be on the list, i wouldnt do anything rockstar has done, id make it like san andreas multplayer. hae everything not about cash but bout doing random shit, parkour, foot races, shoot outs, ect. I'm bringing it back ya fuckin porch monkey!

Dup gtagrl FJ's buddy, or FJ himself. cant remember BMX, lol coming out of the mod shop clusterfuck blocked exit more clusterfucking bones boxes defying gravity, glues to the side of the building Tower fire and shit. spent way too much time in here bones gtagrl and weev Kuz, bones and gtagrl bones more bitches being sexy ikillyou joins in kuz doing his chicken dance while sitting biked to paleto bay Kuz arriving at the north tip our island adventure

My new ride...

Weird that there's no news of this at all, or any hype leading up to it... (apart from the leak) Anyway, No lies. Pics i took: Pigalle Rhapsody Panto Glendale Blade Warrener Dubsta 6x6 There's also new metal gold paint jobs, Jazz horns, Solid black window tint, Rusty hoods! Now going online to see what clothes there are.

Agreed, and echoed for clothing. What's the point of having a closet if you still have go to the store for crew emblems? And, please let us manage our Snapmatic gallery on Social Club...I deeply resent using gaming time waiting....and waiting...and waiting for photos to load so I can delete them. I want to load SC, tweet, copy & rename, dump into Photobucket, delete, done. Gallery's ready for next gaming session, instead of AFK for an hour, missing all the fun while sirens and explosions surround you.

Shady motherfucker mode engaged.

I was terribly, terribly mistaken about the 6x6 Dubsta. *goes back to crushing smart cars*

That moment you realize you got more kills in free roam then in any of the playlists... :megafacepalm:

News'd, finally. Rockstar posts this shit too early. Also, the Benefactor logo looks really out of place on the Glendale. They should've made a retro version of the logo for it.

My new look.

BMXOG bmxing

Not surprised by the prices. Rippin us off again.

So are the pool tables scattered about the map.

I'm gonna say...both!? Who knows... I probably wasn't even in my own house.

Well, considering that you have to be an asshole to get into a lobby full of assholes, it doesn't sound fun to me. Then again, it's just a lobby full of people Rockstar has labeled as assholes. Every lobby is a lobby full of assholes.

I see it, and I like it. Christ, I can see my occasional OCD-like tendencies coming to the fore here with this one...

All the new clothes made me lose my arms like Otiz..... I wasn't stealing his trademark...

Every city... needs a coon.

They added a car management menu to garages. You can rearrange your vehicles now. Fucking awesome, now I don't have to drive back and forth between my garages to rearrange. Also, it won't let me sell my Alpha. I have no idea why, and I am unhappy.

There are hand tattoos for left and right, at least. Extended my sleeves to my knuckles with them. Shame we still have no shoulder tattoos that work with the sleeves. I can't wear a tank top until my shoulders can be inked.

if that stache is there, there'd better be a fucking beard ...

Holy fuck, this Dubsta 6x6 is hardcore. Love this thing.

when the girls are out, the boys start snapping pictures...

Dat Blade...

But then again who was really expecting R* to be telling the truth about heists release time frame

a TON of people are pissed off about this pack because it's not the heists...

Nice. Yeah we did another play list. Then we figured you were afk. Circling Dup became somewhat of a landmark.

I think one of the first pages has a few photos of Lisbon, but I have since relocated to the UK, so here we go again. I live in a medium sized town in the UK called Maidstone, it's situated in the south east and about an hour away from London via train. I've lived here for over 10 months now. A river separates the town: Sometimes there are floods: Town centre, where you can find random commerce: The centre gets extremely busy during weekends, especially if the sun is out. Here you can find plenty of dodgy looking people, beggars and women wearing tracksuits with a LOT of babies. Outside of town there are plenty of parks, this is actually pretty cool, Maidstone is in Kent which is know for it's greenery: It can get sort of boring in here sometimes, but there are train stations that can take you to London quickly, or to the shores down south. If you live close to the centre, it's a nightmare to park your car, which is why I still don't have one.

The post that made me wish we had Mexicans in Canada.

This is just teasing

What high class proud americany part of Vermont do you hail from? Sorry I'm not as concerned with my yard furniture as your mom is. Not to mention we did chill around the fire afterward, did you even read my post?

My idea of a good bbq involves beer, sure... But not preformed meat. That said, no i do not have any friends to have bbqs with. Only life partners. Multiple ones.

Right! I would have joined, but there's a 274mb download! When the fuck did that happen? I'll be able to hop on tomorrow though, when I top up the ole' internet credit. Sorry guys, have fun!

Yes I cheated in the monster truck race. Doesn't matter because I was doing horrible in all the matches before. *suck it gesture* Too tired to care.

Needs more batman SFX

Obviously not happy with my home country getting raped, but at the same time, fuck them. Outsiders wouldn't know, but Portugal and it's football federation are a bunch of corrupt dickheads, instead of putting deserving younger players on the field, we get the same shit year after year, unheard of players and old cunts who's only purpose out there is to keep their market value high so the transfer windows bring on money to agents and companies - because of this we have basically no midfield and no proper forwards. It's the ugly side of the country working again, the stuff that makes me hate my origins sometimes, corruption and greed. We are too young of a democracy, 40 years of democracy are nothing and we still need to grow - it's not just football, politics, education, the job market, public companies, the private working sector, everything in Portugal is plagued with this disease. When we lose as a country, a handful of my own country men are ALWAYS winning - favors, money under the table, contracts, bah...

The mating habits of Supercars Impromptu meet up Ikillyou jerking off Kuzette

according to TV numbers and ratings and such, the pistons/spurs series takes the cake... some of the lowest ratings for a finals ever, and probably the most competitive finals ever... game 7, 5 minutes left to decide the season... the NBA gets pissed when the spurs make the finals... they try to make it a good story, but most of the fans only care about the stars... i know you already liked this on twitter HBW, but it fucking cracked me up hard ...

Who gives a flying fuck?