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Now that I have a suitable disguise, I can safely enter the hood. THEY ARE ALL DEAD. LET THE GENTRIFICATION BEGIN. This neighborhood belongs to the hipsters, now.

Mine usually involve nudity... My favourite crazy moment was recreating Rocky's run up the Philadelphia Museum steps, on the steps of our main Government building dressed only in a tiger print G string... Got caught by the security guard who said it was all on camera but streaking should be done properly or not at all... So I got him to hold my G string while I did it again totally nude... I have it all on VHS somewhere... On the same weekend, I streaked a football game and somewhere out there is a full frontal picture of me, wearing just a fedora, mid-air, clicking my heels, tackle flapping in the wind... wish I could find it...

My beach Blade.... Finally got one.... Night time in the city...

I stole a boat while on acid. Crashed it into a private jetty and got arrested. I couldn't stop laughing in the cop car.

Ever tried to take a photo of someone a split second before you run them over? This woman tried to duck my Bobcat... And the obligatory sunset...

I snuck out in my dad's car when I was a kid and raced with my friends on the still unfinished F1 racetrack south of my town. Security spotted us as we were finishing our 1st lap and called the cops. We left the track and continued South into the desert and doubled back home. I thought I had gotten away clean but the security guy managed to get our plate numbers and reported us to the police. Got back home and my dad was fuming. He hit me so hard almost knocked me out, but it was worth it to be able to boldly claim that I was the 1st to win a race on that track. Take that Michael Schumacher!

Fuck you i'm on vacation! -LATER- well....i found that club! GREAT place! oh happy day! =-] got a back stage pass. yay me! met up with these 4 dudes...took me to where they work. guess some dude took their photo here and it got famous! ;-] they had to grab a package down at the docks. we parted ways here. making my way back to central LS dawn was approaching, was a fun nite. stopped by the big BIG house's. time to crash for a few hours. another big day of sight seeing yet to come! lol ---

Count me in I wanna see if dup falls asleep again

Pretty much everything I posted in the old drinking topic.

I generally don't personally do crazy shit, I'm friends with people who do and then I end up being involved but still. I was in a bar, this old guy was talking to me and my three friends; my other friends apparently have no standards and let this guy kiss em, could hear the tongues and all sorts, turns out his wife was also there, he turned to me to try it on with me, I told him no, I pushed him hard but he kept trying his luck. So one of my friends decided to come to my rescue - by saying she would kiss me instead, not really sure she got the point but rather kiss her than the old guy any day, so after backing me against a table he decided that was fair and watched as I kissed my friend. Then after he pulled his wife over who looked rather about the whole situation as you can imagine. He told us he had a piercing he wanted to show us, now I'm not one to immediately assume penis piercing when someone says something like that but don't think I'll make that mistake again, he unzipped himself and slashed his cock to us and everyone in the bar, I didn't look long enough to see the piercing - after this we decided it was a good time to leave.

Kev, you might want to quit while you're behind mate.

Yeah My cars are constantly not despawning. I can't get in them though.

Been busy again over the last few days so here's a selection of some my latest pics: Salford Quays by shabbagaz, on Flickr Don't look down by shabbagaz, on Flickr Scream! by shabbagaz, on Flickr The Big One by shabbagaz, on Flickr

Not had time for GTAO for the past few weeks but managed a session yesterday. Made a new 'investment' which I'm more than happy with:

maybe turn down the volume of your mic in the main PS3 accessories settings. (Please. )

I must question your priorities, complix, if you keep choosing paycheques over playlists. Tsk, tsk. Don't forget to switch crews...and maybe turn down the volume of your mic in the main PS3 accessories settings. (Please. )

fuck you...vacation stopped by and saw some nut jobs just 'cause... yeah! found life invader! weren't hiring tho. =-( fuck you. my transportation. was hoping for a tour....nope. checking out the marina these bastards wouldn't let me go up...something bout no arms and parachutes. told 'em i do it ALL the time. mannnnn ....opps.....about to get arrested....kinda punched out the pilot. i'll post more lat

look at how many people complain about GTAO and still play it almost daily... they can conduct business however they want, they're only gonna piss off a small minority of them that won't come back... the rest will always come back with each and every content pack...

I flew a crop duster into a a cargo plane, killed all the armed mercenaries inside, and jumped out, parachuting to safety.

^^ I'll be sure to remember this when I finally go on that Canadian holiday I've wanted to take for years. Anyway, my crazy stories barely register. Mainly involving some of the crazy/stupid shit I've done in my pursuit of live music over the years...

I took a piss without washing my hands once.

You'll get your chance soon. Maybe run a red light next time. At 3am though.. don't get too crazy.

I went through a stop sign... Without stopping.

Oh. Proof you really aren't a hipster.

i know those guys!! i got to hang out with them one afternoon, some battle with the weazel news team i think... of course the 5th wheel was forgotten... but it's hard for a women to break thru in prime time news, delilah's used to it...

I love R* but they really dropped the ball with GTAO. Not having online heist almost a year after you heavily advertised them to be in the game is a shit business practice. If (when) they announce heist as next-gen exclusive then they can fuck off.

Ah, "k." Your reluctant, thinly-veiled admission that you're wrong. It doesn't take long with you.

I just shot the two guys at the bridge and waited for the van to bump my car (which was parked sideways across the road) and get stuck. The other guys at the weed farm never even shot at me.

shit from yesterday

I'm from Preston, Lancashire in the North West of England. Born and bred here and lived here all my life. Some pics of Preston (taken by myself of course): The Bullnose by shabbagaz, on Flickr Invincibles Pavilion by shabbagaz, on Flickr Preston in cake! by shabbagaz, on Flickr Spooky by shabbagaz, on Flickr

Every time I see Tanner in here I always think of GTAIV multiplayer, because you're never on enough! We miss your skin-'ed. Hopefully you'll be here, and welcome back.

I once saw bmx take down 4, no 7 armed players in a row during a DM using nothing but a crow bar and the mysterious power of skinny jeans. True story.

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Pointed a gun at a dude with a clipboard and this happened.

My new ride...

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