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You need to get these guys on a pea-green boat... http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171941

Don't forget to switch crews... ... --- drunken sunset... dup and killyou showing us how to arrive in style... we rearranged my garage... gtagrl spent 30 minutes deciding on a pair of shoes... i think she liked her choice... ------- ------- mr. mister talking to gtagrl: let me explain to you the finer points of wine... it's all in the pour, it releases the aromas locked away... you get the floral scents and berry characteristics.... were you just picking your nose?? aaaaand scene!! ---- ---- the interior of the ratloader ... umm yea, i am inside the ratloader, inside gtagrl's garage ... ahh!! ...new profile pic?? my camo suit jacket from the inside!! --- --- the palylists were good times, ghostman's strip club capture was quite broken tho... apparently you can't use guns on the inside, and respawning in your base defeats the purpose of raiding the base... move the respawns to a different location... also, dio, i loved your new cove race up until i reached the cove... it takes you out of the race you just did... the ending becomes a random event into who makes it across... i think it was brilliant right up to the beach, it doesn't need to go into the cove, or the small beach before the final checkpoint... killyou's panto race was FUN... and umm, vicey's ghost town TDM was fun too...

The first time I did stand up I was in LA at The Improv. As a "radical white man" I decided to focus on a story all about race. Also my head was shaved down to the scalp making me look extra neo-nazi. I made sure to use the racial slurs spic, spade, blue eyed white devil, and chinks. I got laughs from the black, yellow, and brown community. All the white folks sat there in silent shock. The comedian who followed was a black gentleman that opened with, "Spics and spades? You're going old school with your racism." The story was about a time I had eaten a good amount of magic mushrooms and talked with my neighbors, two of them of African descent, two of Mexican descent. At that time my head was also shaved. One of my neighbors said to another, "Man you are lazy." His response, "I'm not lazy, I'm just misunderstood. I'm just a black man living in a white man's world." We all laughed. I didn't really get it, but I was tripping balls, so I laughed anyway. One of my other neighbors chimed in, "Yeah! I'm misunderstood too. I'm just a latino living in a white man's world!" More laughter. As the only white representative in this rainbow coalition, I felt I had to put in my two bits. "I'm misunderstood as well. I'm a white ma with a shaved head." Very nearly got an ass kicking for that.

So we waited and wondered where DiO was last night, in the meantime BMX stepped up and built us a playlist, since bOnEs still can't seem to load bookmarked lists...I happened to step away for a 'break' and checked the forums, saw DiO's update, and saved the 5 playlists he custom built for tonight...except they didn't load when I got back into a new session. BMX did use several of the hipster jobs built for tonight, so at least we did get to play a few of them. Only later in the evening did DiO's jobs show up in my bookmarked jobs, by that time the lobby was much smaller, so we played the "8ppl" list...starting with 6 people and down to three by the end (with Ace AFK riding coattails for free RP & $)...what a terrible night for glitching, people getting dropped, unable to join our session...oh well. Had fun anyway. At the end of the night, there was a PS3 system update to load, I wonder if that had anything to do with our troubles. Here are my pics: In bOnEs' garage, we stacked all his cars at one end of the room... It's Doctor Hoot! with Jizzy, BMX and bOnEs... Group shot: Jizzy, Dupz, IKILLYOU, BMX, Mercy and bOnEs... Delilah seems perturbed by what's happened to her garage...STOP THE MADNESS!! === I got to go for a drive with Mercy! We took my crew Sentinel down to the pier. We even got to hear her talk for a few minutes. That might be the first time I've played with her online since GTA IV. Yay! Delilah and Dupz's dueling Pantos...(is BMX taking a leak back there? ) === bOnEs came over for a visit, and my Rat-loader had plans for him, apparently... I wish you could have seen this in a capture, the truck was basically rocking back and forth like a dog humping his leg... ...stuck in the middle with you... For bOnEs, he was still stuck inside, but to us he appeared on the side of the truck... There's Weev and Kuz peering in...I think bOnEs was leaving stains on the upholstery... Normally I'd have taken more pics, but the night was so glitchy and so full of loading screens, that's all I got really.

A few BBQ pics Pre- BBQ. The pulled pork with Jack Daniels BBQ sauce...Got savaged. Winding down...My mate mashed in Apple-wood cheddar and some Mozzarella into them burgers. Gorgeous.

haha, i used to own an unregulated-sized pool table exactly like that one, only it was green felt... those unrealistic side pockets that stuck out too far were the worst part of the whole thing... but it certainly fits into spots a regular one can't ... also, i don't want to know what that is on the grill in the top left corner... EDIT: oh shit!! i actually have a photo to contribute!! this bad boy rolled thru town last wednesday... that was one massive fucking storm... lasted only 15 minutes...

Catching Air! 2-16 player, contended. Get down to the LS River competition pipe and catch some air. Take the best video shots back for editing. http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/rETMf5jDX06hkjbhoGH71Q?platformId=2

Been busy again over the last few days so here's a selection of some my latest pics: Salford Quays by shabbagaz, on Flickr Don't look down by shabbagaz, on Flickr Scream! by shabbagaz, on Flickr The Big One by shabbagaz, on Flickr

Not had time for GTAO for the past few weeks but managed a session yesterday. Made a new 'investment' which I'm more than happy with:

fuck you...vacation stopped by and saw some nut jobs just 'cause... yeah! found life invader! weren't hiring tho. =-( fuck you. my transportation. was hoping for a tour....nope. checking out the marina these bastards wouldn't let me go up...something bout no arms and parachutes. told 'em i do it ALL the time. mannnnn ....opps.....about to get arrested....kinda punched out the pilot. i'll post more lat

haha! we'll have to organize that one day... i'm sure we can find something close enough... --- found a way to move cars around solo ... sssshhhhwiiinng!!

Haters guna hate. I'm happy to sink hours of my life into GTAO, the way it is already. I just think there's people like us that understand R* N's vision, and are on the right wave length to fully appreciate the freedom we have in GTAO. Too many gamers need more structure to enjoy a game. Who gives a fuck about heists here really, probably no one. The small content packs allow us to make themed events and essentially keeps GTA from going stale.

Edward Lear had to have been quite familiar with the "Bong-Tree" to dream those rhymes up.

maybe turn down the volume of your mic in the main PS3 accessories settings. (Please. )

look at how many people complain about GTAO and still play it almost daily... they can conduct business however they want, they're only gonna piss off a small minority of them that won't come back... the rest will always come back with each and every content pack...

Ever tried to take a photo of someone a split second before you run them over? This woman tried to duck my Bobcat... And the obligatory sunset...

I bet ten grand on myself in a new Race. I came in first. I lost ten grand in betting. This game is rigged. *flips table*

The sound track to fallout 3 on the ps3 home screen is down right creepy. I love it.

Agreed, and echoed for clothing. What's the point of having a closet if you still have go to the store for crew emblems? And, please let us manage our Snapmatic gallery on Social Club...I deeply resent using gaming time waiting....and waiting...and waiting for photos to load so I can delete them. I want to load SC, tweet, copy & rename, dump into Photobucket, delete, done. Gallery's ready for next gaming session, instead of AFK for an hour, missing all the fun while sirens and explosions surround you.

I'd happily buy a Shark card or two in exchange for more Snapmatic storage.

Except kiwis do shag sheep.