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i dropped into a party, so i hung out for a bit... the band was getting ready to play... and i was smoking a joint with this cool cat... and this stuck up bitch... this guy came over to break up the party, complaining about his allergies... pfft... fleed the scene once the riff raff showed up (fucking pigs)... got stuck in one of the funniest predicaments ... on a mattress and a shopping cart ... --- went on a ride with mr mister... --- wowww.... a proud gtagrl... firemen doing... stuff... dio and bigboss doing stuff... --- --- i am speechless looking at the final batch... these are some of my best landscapes ...

No. Just no. Don't even say that name, if possible. It's like an animal call, but for retards.

new scooter races!!1!!!1! --- Scooter Vespucci Circuit (PS3) Race - 1 to 16 Players http://socialclub.ro...VA?platformId=2 <-- add to game... Join your Scooter Brothers for a party at Vespucci Beach! Weave around the skatepark and facilities in this Short Circuit scooter adventure today! thanks for the idea dio ... --- Scooter Port Circuit (PS3) Race - 1 to 16 Players http://socialclub.ro...sQ?platformId=2 <-- add to game... You and your Scooter Brothers are needed at the LS Port! Help unload the shipment or you'll be stuck on cleanup duty (pull back on analog stick at the stairs). Go on a scooter adventure today! this one was an idea i had for a while, but never put the time into finding a spot for it... and the ship part was totally unexpected, i didn't think i could make it work but i did... as the description states, you have to pull back on the analog stick just before you reach the stairs, otherwise you slam right into them instead of ramping it... also, there's a checkpoint i managed to cleverly place, however, respawning takes you to the last one, which shouldn't be an issue if it ever happens to you... it was the only way to give direction, to keep the race flowing... also, this is officially my longest scooter race, a whole whopping .10 miles longer!!

BMX Suicide Bones is flaming

We all want mountain man beards. Especially the womenfolk. I have no idea why you bring that up in this topic, but my agreement is too strong to dispute it.

Went to fill up the bird. That was a bit expensive. Decided the dinosaur needed a crown. What better crown than a buzzard? Return home to my underground lair. Was walking around minding my own business when some women told me to whip it out so I did. They cried and grabbed their private areas. I just don't know why. I felt like a pile of meat.

This happened to me last night "Hey honey, how was... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"

those two i created certainly tested quite well i might add... so i created another ... Downhill Scooter Trial (PS3) Race - 1 to 16 Players http://socialclub.ro...lw?platformId=2 <-- add to game... Brace yourself for this short challenge as you race down a muddy path in the hills. Survive the first few checkpoints and you might be the victor! --- this isn't exactly what i had in mind when i wanted to create a downhill race, but i started building here and went with it... the trick is to make it down the first hill and keep your hand on the brake as you try to balance out thru the next two... of all the times i tested it, only made it past the 4th checkpoint without dying two times ... so it's got a super challenging start, but a coasting finish that actually slows the scooter down the closer you get to the end... takes about a minute... i dunno, i wasn't taking this one all that serious, so whatever the reaction is, i don't mind... it's kind of a beta version since i wanted to see what i could do with the scooter in a situation like this... there's still a lot of untapped potential, i just gotta find more places to place 16 player medium grids...

Is that fucking rocky dennis? Oh no, it was just a meteor, regular day in Downtown Fucktown

can we please get back on topic mmmkay?? save this for the asylum...

"Baby, you know how to push all my buttons." "I just came"

I think it's wrong to complain about losing $500 when they get killed by another player. Think about all the poor prostitutes who have lost their lives for a mere $50.

I was out of the country for this one, but I still had GTA on the brain...

They should just add an extremely stereotypical Jewish accountant who handles our money for us. Take cash out of the equation, and have him automatically bank our funds. Or, you know, Rockstar could stop being retards and not let griefers kill people for an irrelevant amount of cash.

Depositing through your web browser is actually slower than an ATM (by a mere four button presses), aside from the tedious act of actually finding an ATM. If you happen to be near one, it's the quicker option, but never bother looking for one. The app is the most convenient of the two.

Had some fun with the Meme text thingy Like this one cause i needz it! http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/aceofspades327/games/gtav/snapmatic/mostrecent/photo/gCKI17eu0kCdgon3dTUEqA

Here my little shit of a dog. dads g/f picked her. a yippy small dog wouldn't have bin my first choice but she's now my little buddy

don't worry bruh, many people make it out of the friendzone once the women realizes that the man they've been wanting has been at the their side this entire time... pushing the issue doesn't work, but waiting for it might work.. unless you find another of course ...

Another example of his stupidity. It's July.

Puppets are creepy. Your cat, however, is fantastic, what a face.