Just FYI, I'm now going to write an epic country music song about a drunken, homeless country singer. I call it, the Ballad of Audio Jack.
The chorus goes...
As he stumbled on, down the railroad tracks,
They all thought they'd broken Audio Jack.
But sooner or later, he'd sure be back,
Ain't no one fucks with ol' Audio Jack.
[Guitar and fiddle solo]