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The answer to that question is tittyfuck... Thanks god for meditation... having trouble with a gargoyle at the moment...

Well it took me 8 years, 2 kids and a mortgage. It's all about committing to tying her down then crushing all hope. After that it's quite straightforward.

*bump* When the police came for me for punchin' hipsters with the explosive melee cheat, a black male cop threatened me incessantly with a white female cop's voice and dialogue. Fuck, that was eerie.

now hopefully we can get some playlists done and the connect is better than the last couple weeks. we need to do this for non-stop rain. I already tested this, it works.

Sunday dinner. Before being smothered in brown sauce.

I didn't understand much of that^ especially the part about the moon.

How difficult would this be for someone who isn't worth keeping?Asking for a friend.

Finally convinced her I'm worth keeping.

^Inverted, no less... I love spring because it's just the beginning of a long season of wonderful things to eat and BBQ. Yesterday I grilled red pepper slices and whole portobello mushroom caps, smeared it with black pepper goat cheese (which melted and got all gooey), then put it on a toasted bagel with a slice of red onion. Ate it with a side of mixed greens with toasted almonds and cranberries, made a grainy Dijon mustard dressing. Amazing. Today I made a pesto out of fiddleheads, toasted walnuts, roasted garlic, parmesan, lemon, vinegar and olive oil. Had it on linguine. Fucking incredible, never made it before. Next will be rhubarb, then strawberries, then a parade of veggies and fruit. I'm all out of preserves so this is going to be a fun year doing jam, pickles, beets, pies...

If consoles die, I won't play video games anymore. Fuck PC and double fuck mobile games.

poor apple trees