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I think the theme came together naturally this week, just because it's GTA all over. No planning needed. The satire bOnEs caught in his video was brilliant, though. Nemo's posts are gold as always. I love what you did with the Cop show thing. Here's my tuppence Oh and before I forget to post these again... thanks for watching!

lmfao thanks for watching. Maybe I should leave these topics open for 2 weeks. it is really awesome seeing all those FIB windbreakers together.

Bunch more because /bored... ^Ummm.... the security guard was the kingpin... We'll go with that story.

don't lock so fast? This shit is 2 weeks old lol

Didn't think I took that many pics this time around but I'm still at 40 pics. I've tried something different with my captions and made a little CSI/Americas Most Wanted story here but it'll be all over the place and may not make much sense since I'm going off the pics but it should fit the theme. And so here it is: Narrator (Imagine the America's Most Wanted hosts' voice) "It started as any other day in Los Santos but this day was not to be like the rest." Exhibitionist Nemo "OH YEAH! Like what you see lady? Bring a friend..." Exhibitionist Nemo "...Ok, not what I had in mind but I'll go with it." Narrator "Only a few minutes later, tragedy began." Exhibitionist Nemo "GIMMIE ALL YOUR MONEY NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOL WHIP AND STAB YOU LIKE I DID THE GUY OUTSIDE!!" Agent BOnes "Which do you want? I like the honey glazed ones." Sheriff Dup "I prefer the one with sprinkles." Narrator "And so it the first body was found and our city's finest arrived on scene" Agent Weev "Listen up peons! We're taking over so go hand out a ticket or something, just stay out of our way." Agent Northern "LOLz" Det. GTAGrl "What do we got?" Officer Nemo "The victim was stabbed repeatedly. Witnesses say they heard him arguing about who's is bigger." Agent BOnes "Guess you could say *puts on bifocals* he got the point." Det. GTAGrl "Listen up everyone! We have a sick s.o.b. out there who loves showing himself to people then stabb...Dammit Agent BMX! You're stepping on the body again!!!" Agent BMX "You shut your mouth! I've been stepping on bodies longer than you've been alive!" Narrator "With the initial investigation done our brave men and women in blue (and black) began their search for suspects" Det. GTAGrl "Is that our first suspect?" Officer Nemo "Yes ma'am, one moment please. SIR! STOP RESISTING ARREST!!! YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE ON YOURSELF!!!" Det. GTAGrl "He's not moving." Officer Nemo "He's ready for questioning ma'am unless, of course, you want to give it a go? He still seems a little resistant." Officer Nemo "All right rookie here's our second suspect. Let's see you question him." Officer Nemo "NO ROOKIE NO!! WE ASK OUR QUESTIONS FIRST AND THEN SHOOT!! DAMMIT! SUSPECT TWO IS DOWN, I REPEAT, SUSPECT TWO IS DOWN!!" Officer Nemo "In pursuit of suspect 3. He's driving in...uh... white...ish mule in the storm drain! Requesting backup!" Officer Nemo "Suspect 3 is now on foot! Being pursued by Officers Baya, BOnes, and myself!" Narrator "Officer Baya arrived to find suspect 4 already dead." Officer Nemo "Well shit, it's the guys from the 66th. They think they're hot shit. Fuck off! This is our turf!" Officer Nemo "Gah!!" Officer Nemo "Here comes Det. GTAGrl. She'll get rid of them" Det. GTAGrl "....ring at?" Officer Nemo "um...huh? Sorry Detective didn't catch that, I got...uh...distracted" Detective GTAGrl "Get the hell out of my crime scene...just shut up...listen, I don't care what you have to say. Just save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your dates tonight. Now fuck off." Officer Baya "...lol" Narrator "Suspect five learned the price of freedom the hard way" Narrator "With the trail going cold our officers responded to a tip matching the description of the prime suspect. Those first at the scene found themselves in a world of death and indecent exposures" Unnamed Officer "BOB! OH GOD HE GOT BOB!!" Traumatized Officer "I'm BLIND!! I...I...I saw it ALL!!! HE HID NOTHING!!!" Narrator "It wasn't long before N.O.O.S.E. was called in but they soon found out that "HE" wasn't alone..." Narrator "...and "THEY" were just as vicious." Narrator "The body count stacked high that day..." Narrator "...death on the streets and in the sky above..." Narrator "...the air filled with cries of pain and shouts for loved ones as well as a whoop of joy which shouted out "TEN POINTS FOR GETTING IT IN THE POOL!!"." Narrator "The Flash and Bang gang, which they would later be called, escaped the apartment complex where they were surrounded and made their escape in a bus." Narrator "But this was no ordinary bus. It stopped for nothing. Driving through fire and smoke..." Narrator "...over land and through the air..." Narrator "...and even underwater they kept on going." Narrator "With the police closing in Flash and Bangs called in reinforcements..." Narrator "...and so once again our brave defenders of Los Santos found themselves in a bad way." Narrator "It is unknown exactly how many died that day but those few survivors recall the sky filled with fire..." Narrator "...and the bodies of those unlucky enough to get in their way." Exhibitionist Nemo "Get the cars. It's time we head to the hideout" Narrator "They drove like they shot, without regard for any rules and with the police in pursuit" Narrator "With nowhere to run our brave officers stormed the building" Officer Nemo "You take the lead buddy. I got your back!" Officer Dup "Are you sure? I've a case of the collywobbles!" Officer Nemo "You'll be fine, I'm right behind you!" Officer Nemo "...*snif*...dammit, why'd you have to die Officer Dup! Now I have to take the lead!" Narrator "And so with his gang all killed Exhibitionist Nemo trapped on the roof played his last card..." Exhibitionist Nemo "He did it! It was all him! I swear!!" Narrator "And so the mastermind behind it all, The criminal Cheech was finally brought to justice." Innocent and Confused Cheech "Wha? What's going on guys? Want some beer?" Narrator "With so many lives lost and countless billions in property damage our brave surviving agents capture the moment for future prosperity." Agent Dio "This shit's going on Twitter! #WhoDaMan" That's all! Thanks for reading if you managed to get through it all!