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O riight, it was you. Let's start with this. The hat comes off and the hair pops out Now rewind to the start of the night. Here is my dive off the cliff. Dup gives it a go, but had a parachute graceful landing Dup...not so much This is either Dup's parachute as he was respawning and it went transparent...or they've added giant jellyfish to GTA. Kuz, Me, Nemo, GTAGRL, Dup Kuz comes in like a wrecking ball Jazz Hands Another attempt at a nice dive We all fail Sky Window Kuz gives me a slight nudge, not enough to make sparks fly but... ...enough to push me off the tube Fuck sakes Dup, Me and Kuz....hmm, what are we in? Oh, a blimp. Nemo and gtagrl on top. Jizzy falling in the distance. Blow it up. That is, to make it into a boat. Our attempts to unwedge the cabin and use it as a boat. didn't really go well. Tried it at a different spot. Nemo shooting Jizzy jumping Me falling Helicopter blows up. Jizzy died but my car survived. I don't know how. Here's Nemo hunting down Me, Dup, gtagrl and Jizzy Dup's new wingsuiting job. Kuz up front, followed by Weev. Jizzy Kuz again, a bit more bloody. gtagrl is about to have a bad landing. A clusterfuck with Me, Dup, Kuz and Jizzy at the start of Kuz's race, Between the Green. Dup gets a bit of air. Hatchet high. Kuz vs gtagrl vs Jizzzy. Who will win? No one. They all fell before I can get there. Me vs Kuz. Who will win? I win. Jizzy vs Weev, who will win? Neither...I win. That brings us back to the NPC Kuz my post started with. There goes the hat. But his body stayed on the ground so I wasn't done. I tried the same shit with Jizzy's NPC after Jizzy left the lobby. But the fucker dodged my swing. And clocked me one. Take that asshole. End

here you go, weev, bronson, broman ... silent assassin'd dat bitch, elusive target #19...

Ah, shit, I missed another one. I only log on to look at new shit anymore, but I still want to have some cash stockpiled, in case the game becomes fun, someday.

Thanks for the heads up, Weev - we'll see you whenever you're available to join. I'll definitely be there tonight and have my outfits saved already, so either me or DiO will start up the crew lobby for the regular start time, or whoever's online first.

decided to use my other accounts to have fun with these elusive targets since you only get one chance ... i'll keep making silent assassin ones, but i also want to let loose and enjoy the targets instead of being so restricted to one style... a chance to be creative... hence the new video ...

200,000 liters of oil spilled on aboriginal land in Canada, a few days ago. The assertion that these pipelines will prevent oil spills in the ocean means jack shit, if it's still spilling on land. The difference is that the oil can easily be recovered and cleaned, if it's spilled on land. That's all they give a shit about. There is no excuse for oil anymore. Renewable energy is cheaper and easier to set up than it's ever been before. We were making excellent strides in the right direction, and Trump is going to ruin that. Last I looked, the White House's page on climate change is fucking gone. RIP progress.

That meme will work with any news outlet, now. Real life is about to get way more ridiculous than The Onion.

I'm more concerned about how he delegitimized democracy. Ba-dum-tsh. The real news has been exclusively on the internet for years. TV news is just people in shitty business attire reaching for ratings.

Just saw this, made me lol